Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[Addlcove]

just to get nr. 450
I´ll say something nifty
though I should hurry
or mention curry
I am sort of drifty


(I did get 450 though

 

[Addlcove]

the silence here is striking
did you all go hitch-hiking?
along the road they go
jupi, shaef and nico
all of them went out biking

 

[Addlcove]

if they haven't taken cover
they must have been run over
hiding in shame
afraid of the flame
realising I am the limerick rover

(ro·ver2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rvr)
n.
A pirate. )

from dictionary.com

 

[sorusi]

i dont get the point with this thread :> oh anyway lets try break commies record

 

[Garnet]

Originally posted by sorusi
i dont get the point with this thread :> oh anyway lets try break commies record

Soruzi is STlong!

/em slaps Soruzi, evades the reflexes from her boobies and runs off

 

[Zerg-Proof]

A long time ago, my skills were so poor,
my limericks only reached til line four.
They'd started the trend,
but then they'd just end.

 

[Erekrose]

Finally a thread that i can dig,
But i am a little confused by that sig,
The poeples limericker?
Do you have a sticker?
Ill have to sail over and throw u in the brig.

 

[Erekrose]

Originally posted by Zerg-Proof
We could use for sure, some rhymes from Hib side
Although I do doubt if they could do it right
cuz hibs aren't eloquent
they shifted their talent
towards zerging in Emain at night

You dare to issue a challenge to us hibs?
I was absent awaiting permission from her nibs,
Well now i am here,
This rhyming i'll steer,
Coz in bragging i think your telling some fibs.

 

[Lafala Arifel]

We could use for sure, some rhymes from Hib side

Why waste my time rhyming with you,
When there's much better things I could do?
The office inbox is filling,
And the phone won't stop ringing,
Ok - it's cos I'm off sick with the flu...

There once was a thread about rhymes,
It was bursting with poetic crimes,
At forty-six pages,
To read it takes ages,
And I think it has long passed its prime...

But its not quite the time yet to dump it,
Cos I'm just about to go bump it,
Though this will be my last,
For my creativity's passed,
And Halo might turn up to hump it (??)

Alright, so I lied, I'm not done,
I can't help it, it's just too much fun!
Stop reading this thread,
Go do something instead,
Like getting our relics, for one...

No wait, I can do better, I can! *sob*
What do you mean, 'Don't give up the day job'?

*Lafala is dragged out of the thread by a long wooden cane around her neck*

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I'm back, so what did I miss?
Has Shaeffer being taking the piss?
I see the old scrotes
have gotten more votes
It's time for Jupi to diss!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

The Hibs do have a Champ
Edlina, as bright as a lamp
A tongue so glib
she can never fib
and leaves the rest of us feeling damp

Come back Edlina!!! We miss you!

 

[Jupitus]

So Jupi's had just one day off,
It's easy for you lot to scoff,
Lafala starts rhyming,
While Erek's just miming,
And Nico's turned into a toff!

But truly it's nice to behold,
Some hibbies incredibly bold,
To come have a go,
And put on a show,
My goodness, some stories we've told!

And into the last day we draw,
The crowds wait in wonder and awe,
The vote is so tight,
It's been a good fight,
Shaeff, Jupi and Nico all score!

 

[Addlcove]

jupitus with a day off or not
you still act like a bot
no morning greeting
for me to be reading
my trust you have cut

 

[Erekrose]

Jup you dare accuse me of miming,
I think you may be scared of my rhyming,
its time u did a /sit
u must now admit
for me to come in now is great timing.

 

[Barek_Pureblade]

Ah, Shaeffer you think you are 1337,
but i'm afraid Jup has you beat,
so Shaeffer get your coat,
and get on the boat
and dont come back for a week.


My 1st attempt

I liked it


Now to Nico the gimp,
who would like to be a pimp,
He wants Chodax's arse,
its a bit of a farce,
he's now walking round with a limp


not bad for 2nd try!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Ah so it seems that the Phoenix
Have fallen for Jups dodgy limericks
How much did he bribe
For me to deride
How can you be part of such tactics


Im amazed the vote is so tight
My late surge must be giving a fright
Whoever shall win
Shall receive a grin
And a handshake for a bloody good fight.

I cant believe you went for him Arneduck
Could you possibly kiss more buttock?
It makes me upset
I dont think I'll regret
Kicking three layers of shit out of you you little f....ahem

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Erekrose
Jup you dare accuse me of miming,
I think you may be scared of my rhyming,
its time u did a /sit
u must now admit
for me to come in now is great timing.

Yes Erekrose, your timing is great
Your only 19pages too late
As an asset
Your reduced to vignette
So I wish you better luck next time mate

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Barek_Pureblade


Now to Nico the gimp,
who would like to be a pimp,
He wants Chodax's arse,
its a bit of a farce,
he's now walking round with a limp

Ahh! Someone has mentioned Papa Cho
he tinges my skin with a red glow
He waves a big stick
and hits like a brick
and my bragging I just have to stow!

He's the Staffgimp daddy!! I will get him.. I will.. I will!!

Ok maybe not.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette


Im amazed the vote is so tight
My late surge must be giving a fright
Whoever shall win
Shall receive a grin
And a handshake for a bloody good fight.

Aye. Well said... errr rhymed.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Im amazed the vote is so tight
My late surge must be giving a fright
Whoever shall win
Shall receive a grin
And a handshake for a bloody good fight.

I think it is clear to see,
That the winner of this is all three,
We've all had a laugh,
Including my staff,
The rhyming Amigos, are we!

 

[Jupitus]

I think I should thank dear Pureblade,
A rhyme in my honour he made,
A true Legionnaire,
With buckets of flair,
And queuing up now to be paid

 

[Jupitus]

I think we should all feel disgrace,
Our posts have been in the wrong place!
In this thread, you see,
Our rhyming should be,
And not in the one in it's space!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

"I pwn joo" thought the shadowblade noob
as he rubbed himself up with tinned lube
he went after a caster
who dodged slightly faster
that's when the Friar made him look like a boob!

 

[Jupitus]

The shadowblade n00bs are a mess,
They watch for a guy in a dress,
Then come from the back,
And launch their attack,
To be met by a friar, oh bless!

 

[Addlcove]

the three great ones will now resign
the limericks here will decline
the masters they were
now only a blur
for those of us left they were divine

 

[Edlina]

It's time to refresh with some hibbi style
I know it, I been away - to London, for a while
But now back in Denmark I am
and to much distress Uncle Sam
has hit Iraq, Saddam's Pentagons main file.

Be back latah, with some more Hib/Denmark powah

 

[Addlcove]

you are danish? that is a shame
then there is nothing to gain
by humiliation
and suffication
go find someone else to blame

the burden of masters we take
new limerick rhymes we must make
to be so direct
and gain the respect
in this contest we now partake

and now let us nomore look back
let the limerick poets attack
my cute little fort
I'll pull them up short
and reveal their limerick lack

 

[Addlcove]

being bored is always an excuse
unloading my verbal abuse
nothing new to hear
no reason to fear
the limerick apprenice's noose

 

[Addlcove]

so when boredom takes control
feels like sitting in a black hole
have nowhere to go
nowhere to lay low
hiding from the lives that I stole

sitting here, by darkness covered
when the face of her above me hovered
shaking with remorse
with a voice so hoarse
confessing the crime now discovered

feeling need to repent my sins
and so my tale of darkness begins
now comming to an end
feeling need to mend
in the end, always darkness wins

 

[Addlcove]

don´t write limericks while listening to Belsameth's music