I like my women like manbags, people stare at you with them, but you know they make you look cool
Airbags
I like my women like i like my airbags; only on the passenger seat, and turned on by violence!
Internet.
I like my women like I like my internet, fast and allways ready to be used by me
full of drugs and easy to buy
footwear
I like my women like i like my KFC, juicy Breasts, legs and a nice greasy bucket you can stick your bone in.
Dogs
I like my women like I like my flags, stuck on the end of my pole.....
lightbulb
I like my women like i like my vegetables much better after ive warmed em up![]()
scooby doo cartoons
I like my women like I like my scooby doo cartoons, you feel guilty for enjoying something so immature.
ipods
i like my women like i like my silverwear spoons, small enough to scoop my arse out.
safety pin
i like my women like marmite, one lick and you either love it or hate it
Wallpaper
I like my Women like i like my wallpaper, needs changed every few years to keep it fresh
Scrambled Eggs
I like my women like I like my scrambled eggs, 5 of them in the morning and the meal takes me through the day.
sugar
I like my women like i like my sugar, all over my doughnut ring
Pen
I like my women like I like my bedsheets. You have to scrape the pubes and dried cum off before you enter
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