I like my women like i like my...

[Dark Orb Choir]

i like my women like i like the Weather, pissing down all over me all the time


bacon

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

Its bacon

 

[Jeros]

I like my women like i like my bacon, fatty and sizzling

Old gregg

 

[Pertan]

I like my women like i like my Old gregg, living in a cave.

toiletpaper

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like I like my toiletpaper.. Scattered all over the toilet

Spoons

 

[Cerb]

I like my women like I like my happy-days.. A joyful thing and always in plural!

Weather

I like my women like i like my spoons...curvy and covered in something

headphones

 

[pikeh]

I like my women like I like my Headphones; wrapped around my face.


Shit Thread's.

 

[Lamp]

I like my women like I like my headphones

cheap n nasty, and you don't care if someone runs off wiv em



dried elbow skin

 

[Blackjack]

I like my women like I like my Headphones; wrapped around my face.


Shit Thread's.

I like my women like i like my shit thread's; Useless and with me in them.

Shampoo

 

[Huntingtons]

hej blackjack!

 

[Sparx]

I like my women like i like my shit thread's; Useless and with me in them.

Shampoo

I like my women like i like my shampoo, stinking my eyes

Grease

 

[Bahumat]

I like my women like i like my shampoo, stinking my eyes

Grease

I like my women like i like my grease, cheap dirty and corroded.

Mum's vagina.

 

[crispy]

I like my women like i like my grease, cheap dirty and corroded.

Mum's vagina.

I like my women like i like my mums vagina, wide and flappy.

Rifle

 

[Blackjack]

I like my women like i like my mums vagina, wide and flappy.

Rifle

I like my women like i like my rifle; Well oiled, and locked up.

Cartoons

hej blackjack!

Hey

 

[Huntingtons]

I like my women like i like my rifle; Well oiled, and locked up.

Cartoons



Hey

i like my women like i like my cartoons. dicks as nipples that can shit.

urinal

 

[megadave]

i like my women like i like my urinals; wide open and waiting to be pissed in

friday nights

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like my women like i like my fridays, better at home and in bed by 2am.

Nightmare.

 

[Blackjack]

I like my women like i like my fridays, better at home and in bed by 2am.

Nightmare.

I like my women like i like my nightmares, short and hairy.

Wallpaper

 

[Overdriven]

I like my women like i like my nightmares, short and hairy.

Wallpaper

I like my women how I like my wallpaper, pre-lubricated and sticky and only liking walls.


3rd world famin.

 

[pikeh]

I like my women how I like my wallpaper, pre-lubricated and sticky and only liking walls.


3rd world famin.

I like my women like I like my 3rd world famine. Plenty of it.


Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

[Jugvayne]

I like my women like I like my Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, airbourne, and ready to make my lungs sticky at any time.

Keyboard

 

[Belgerath]

I like my women like I like my Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, airbourne, and ready to make my lungs sticky at any time.

Keyboard

I like my women like i like my keyboard, you have to punch the information in to get the right result.

Seepage

 

[Hawkwind]

I like my women like my seepage, itching to get rid of it.

MS Zune

 

[gohan]

I like my women like my seepage, itching to get rid of it.

MS Zune

i like my women like my MS zune, not too common and very sexy



X-Box

 

[Ch3tan]

i like my women like my MS zune, not too common and very sexy



X-Box

I like my women like I like my x-box, hot and loud.

gym membership.

 

[gohan]

i like my women like my gym membership, you enter once and pay for it for the rest of your life




cellotape (sellotape? who knows)

 

[Dahakon]

i like my women like my gym membership, you enter once and pay for it for the rest of your life




cellotape (sellotape? who knows)

I like my women like I like my cellotape, tacky and see through.

bed

 

[Zenith.UK]

I like my women like I like my bed, underneath me all night.


mobile phone

 

[Jugvayne]

I like my women like I like my bed, underneath me all night.


mobile phone

I like my women like I like my mobile phones, cheap, blocky and ready to have their buttons pushed.

Bees

 

[Jeros]

I like my women like i like my bees, swarming all over me

Men