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old.Tohtori

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I like my women like i like my men, less dick the better.

Non-conformist!
 

pikeh

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I think never before has a thread gone on for this long and failed to make me laugh.
Well, apart from all those religious debates.
 

Binky the Bomb

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I like my women like I like non-conformists... unbound by the rules and willing to be different.
(That means anal, head, and plenty of it lads :D )

Yoda
 

Binky the Bomb

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I like my women like Luke Skywalker. Young, Blonde, Naive and willing to run away with an older bearded man wielding a deadly weapon.

Shire horse.
 

old.Tohtori

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I like my women like i like my shire horse, don't know what or who she is or how the hell it ended up in my bed.

Keanu Reeves.

Yeah...make that sound good :D
 

Olgaline

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I like my women like i like my Keanu Reeves, feminin, silent and moany when poked!


Mr. Bean
 

Uara

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I like my women like I like Mr Bean, willing to take their underwear off on the beach and on camera.

Helicopters
 

Binky the Bomb

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I like my women like I like my helicopters. Armed to the teeth and banned under international treaty.

Wombles.
 

Overdriven

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I like my women like I like my wombles, always more than 1 there at the same time.


Madeline McCann :D
 

pikeh

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c'mon that has to be the fecking end surely?

OD just won!


:drink:
 

Chronictank

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I like my women like I like Madeline McCann, Young, blonde and dying for it.

(i thought that was pretty tame considering the alternatives :p)

The Pope
 

old.Tohtori

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I like my women like i like the pope, the more the zealot, the further away.

Heath Ledger

Yeah, i dare ya.
 

pikeh

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just had a thread killer but was beaten to 'Aid's' by Fafnir.
 

old.Tohtori

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Thing is, most things here said aren't what people would like.

Seriously, deadly and infectious woman?

The whole point is to make it sound good :(
 

Overdriven

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Hmmm.. I should have won this.. Guess I'll keep trying.

I like my women like i like my aids, deadly and infectious

The queen of england


I like my women how I like the queen of england.. Stupidly rich, and secretly slutty ;D (Cause we all know, Queenie is probably a sex fiend XD)


Hurricane Katrina.. :) (QQ at spelling) (Oh yes, I've got worse.. XD)
 

Fafnir

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Hmmm.. I should have won this.. Guess I'll keep trying.




I like my women how I like the queen of england.. Stupidly rich, and secretly slutty ;D (Cause we all know, Queenie is probably a sex fiend XD)


Hurricane Katrina.. :) (QQ at spelling) (Oh yes, I've got worse.. XD)
I like my women like a like Hurricane Katrina, lots of blowing, moist and goes on and on.

Volvo
 

Olgaline

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I Like my women like i like my volvos,
Reliable assemblled with grade A Airbags

Wet Ashtray
 

gohan

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i like my women like a wet ashtray, always need something moist to dip my hot stick in



being analy molested




YE GO FOR IT
 

Huntingtons

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i like my women like a wet ashtray, always need something moist to dip my hot stick in



being analy molested




YE GO FOR IT

i like my women the way i get anally molested. Your mom and a strap-on.

raggae
 

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