I like my women like i like my...

[Azurus]

Saw this on another forum. The basic idea is that the person above you posts a word, like 'Lamb' and then you would post

I like my women like i like my lamb, carved up and in the freezer.

Or whatever, then you would post a word and the person would do the same thing (and post a new word). Lets see how creative the OT is.

Kebab

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i like my women like my Kebabs, prepared with a dead person in the same room


snail

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like my women like i like my snails, slow, wet and stolen from Eddie Izzard

So...

Coffee!

 

[CorNokZ]

Edit: SHIT! I won't do coffee..

 

[tris-]

i like my hoes like i like my coffee. strong and black.

toe nails.

 

[Azurus]

I like my women like i like my toenails, jagged and infected with fungus.

Cheese

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like my cheese, yellow, filled with holes and smelly

Shoes

 

[Billargh]

i like my women like my Kebabs, prepared with a dead person in the same room


snail

Fucking lol

 

[Lamp]

I like my women like my cheese, yellow, filled with holes and smelly

Shoes

I like my women like I like my shoes. A tight squeeze to slip into but once you're in, you'll feel you can walk on the moon

Alcohol

 

[Billargh]

I like my women like I like my alcohol. They're alright in small doses but after a while they just make you sick.

Twiglets.

 

[Morphius]

I like my women like I like my Twiglets, small and brown and covered in marmite

Nipples

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like I like my nipples, a little bit hairy and very tender

Music

 

[leviathane]

I like my women like i like my music, loud and rocking.

Toothpaste.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

I like my women like i like my music, loud and rocking.

Toothpaste.

I like my women like I like my toothpaste.
Fresh, minty, and preferably unused.

ashtray

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like I like my ashtray, clean, but still smell a bit rough

Milk

 

[Lamp]

I like my women like I like my milk: nice n chilled and definitely not past the sell by date

donkey pornography

 

[Huntingtons]

i like my women like i like my donkey pornography, hairy with big dicks and a funny laugh.

Kentucky Fried Chicken

 

[Azurus]

I like my women like i like my KFC, juicy Breasts, legs and a nice greasy bucket you can stick your bone in.

Dogs

 

[Lamp]

i like my women like i like my donkey pornography, hairy with big dicks and a funny laugh.

The funny thing is...he's not joking either

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like my women like i like my KFC, juicy Breasts, legs and a nice greasy bucket you can stick your bone in.

Dogs

Well this is just...

I like my women like i like my dogs...

Everybody now!

Doggystyle! :lol:

Ok ok...

Hubcaps.

 

[Edmond]

I like my women like hubcaps, four at once and willing to go that extra mile

stapler

 

[Imgormiel]

I like my women like revenge, she's cold calculated and better than a fridge.

She bit my knob off

 

[leviathane]

I like my women like revenge, she's cold calculated and better than a fridge.

She bit my knob off

someone doesn't quite get the game xD

 

[Azurus]

I like my women like i like my she bit my nob off

wait wut?

 

[Edmond]

sorry, was a stapler too much for you??

 

[Overdriven]

I like my women like hubcaps, four at once and willing to go that extra mile

stapler

I like women how I like my staplers, nice and smooth, and ready to be used anywhere.


emos

 

[Billargh]

I like my women like I like my emos. Not at all.

Barack Obama

 

[Sparx]

i like my women like i like Barack Obama, fake chance of power but really knowing i'm in charge

Ball Sack

 

[tris-]

i like my women like i like my ball sack. stretchy and pitted and crawling with crabs.

earth worm.

 

[Overdriven]

i like my women like i like my ball sack. stretchy and pitted and crawling with crabs.

earth worm.

I like my women like I like my earth-worms, nice and slender.

pasta