I like my women like i like my...

[Ezteq]

i like my women like i like my god, i'm never sure if they really exist but i feel guilty masturbating incase theyre watching!

oscillating fan



bloody excellant thread btw, i am always astounded at how witty you lot are, you guys make me laugh a hell of a lot more than anything on telly, thx xxx

 

[Edmond]

i like my women like i like my oscillating fan, going back and forth for no real reason, and constantly whining

*ouch* sorry ladies

Photograph Album

 

[Ormorof]

i like my women like i like my oscillating fan, going back and forth for no real reason, and constantly whining

*ouch* sorry ladies

Photograph Album

I like my women like i like my photograph album, black, white, colour, old, new, its all good to me!



Credit Cards

 

[Edmond]

I like my women like i like my credit cards, you know you shouldn't, but you cant help yourself, and then you end up paying for it for months afterwards

wheelbarrows

 

[Lamp]

I like my women like I like my wheelbarrows. Able to carry me home when I'm pissed and capacious enough to hold 3 bags of manure.

lion sperm

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

I like my women like i like my credit cards, you know you shouldn't, but you cant help yourself, and then you end up paying for it for months afterwards

wheelbarrows

I like my women like I like my wheelbarrows, loaded with cocaine.

White Russian

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

Bah... You've posted before me. Nerf you.

So, lion sperm it is.

 

[Cerb]

i Like my women like i like my lion sperm hot, white and ferocious!

housing estates

 

[Shagrat]

I like my women like I like my housing estates, with huge tracts of land.....

aardvark

 

[Manisch Depressiv]

I like my women like I like my housing estates, with huge tracts of land.....

aardvark

I like my women like I like my aardvark, with his tongue in my asshole.

tree

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like my women like i like my tree, so very close to three

Homosexual Friend.

 

[Belgerath]

I like my women like i like my tree, so very close to three

Homosexual Friend.

I like my women like i like my Homosexual Friend, always looking into me

Diarrhoea

 

[Jugvayne]

I like my women like i like my Homosexual Friend, always looking into me

Diarrhoea

I like my women like I like my Diarrhoea, you try to hold it in, but in the end you just can't keep out the sloppy goodness.

Credit Crunch

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like my women like i like my credit crunch, when it's "that time", stay the f*ck away.

Women

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like I like my women, when they are women they are like women!

Cartoons

 

[Belgerath]

I like my women like I like my women, when they are women they are like women!

Cartoons

I like my women like i like my Cartoons, all the best ones are from the early eighties

Fire

 

[Overdriven]

I like my women like i like my Cartoons, all the best ones are from the early eighties

Fire

I like my women like I like my fire, hotter than anything and able to leave obvious marks when I come into contact with them.

UFOs D)

 

[collegien]

I like my women like i like my UFO's, they come in the night prepared to go down on me.

reality TV stars.

 

[Cerb]

I like my women like i like my UFO's, they come in the night prepared to go down on me.

reality TV stars.

I like my women like i like my reality tv stars, willing to do anything...

alligators

 

[Belgerath]

I like my women like i like my reality tv stars, willing to do anything...

alligators

I like my women like i like my alligators, no one is really sure if they do live in the sewers but if they are that dirty who cares

Guinness

 

[russell]

I like my women like I like my Guiness rich, black and Irish with good head.


ice pop

 

[Huntingtons]

like my ice pop. In the freezer wrapped in plastic, ready to get eaten.

osmoses

 

[Lamp]

I like my women like I like osmosis: always leaking fluids

Laddey's penis

 

[haarewin]

i like my women like i like Laddey's penis, petite.

muller crunch corner

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i like my women like i like Muller crunch corner, once you have licked the crusty outside bits off, you get to the moist licky licky yellow slime bits

 

[Gorbachioo]

As im not skillz enough to do this stuff i'll just point out dark orb choirs failure.


You forgot the word. Fail.

 

[Belgerath]

Ill rez the thread

I like my woman like i like my fail. I love pointing at everyone else's but knowing mine is the best

Twix

 

[Overdriven]

Ill rez the thread

I like my woman like i like my fail. I love pointing at everyone else's but knowing mine is the best

Twix

I like my women like I like twix, allways two at a time.

happy-days.

 

[Huntingtons]

I like my women like I like my safety pin, I don't have any.

geeks

i know this is old but i have to do it!

i like my women like i like my geeks, paying for sex with daoc accounts!

 

[CorNokZ]

I like my women like I like twix, allways two at a time.

happy-days.

I like my women like I like my happy-days.. A joyful thing and always in plural!

Weather