I just shat in the shower...

[Lamp]

Dude, there's just some shit you don't talk about in public... or online.

Yeah, I think a lot of people felt that way, but then realised this was just a too good opportunity to pass up

 

[Olgaline]

and suddenly it came to him, he realized that something...was afoot!

 

[swords]

Somewhere south in Norway there was quite a few incidents a couple of years back where legionella started spreading through shower drains and air-condition vents.

If "poo" stays in the drains for a longer amount of time it's bound to go "bad", if you catch my drift, and steam can contain legionella.

air-con = stagnant water
I seriously doubt that shit 'steam' is going to be a wonderful habitat for legionella considering it is a water-bourne disease which is transmitted primarily through aerosol to the lungs. Warm taps and a U-bend are likely to create good conditions for legionella to thrive.
Shit, although a wonderful short term sticky tends to get washed into this wonderful brown stinky shitty liquid eventually so I doubt crap blocking the drain is going to stick around long enough for a legionella outbreak.
I could think over several more dangeous poo-related bacteria and viruses that you could get, though you'd have to be using your mouth or genitals to push the poo down the drain for that to be a risk at all... Whatever floats your boat!

 

[Nate]

Taking bets on how many days till Azurus is dead!!! Bonus points for cause!

 

[swords]

3, assassination. Where is my plane ticket?

 

[Kinag]

Nice sarcasm lamp ^^

I'm just throwing ideas out there cause I have no idea about bacteria anyway, as you might see.

But that's what forums are for anyway, aren't they?

And hey, I might have learned something today ^^

 

[Olgaline]

I guess this preaty much sums up the fear behind the reason behind the poo underfoot

 

[Lamp]

Interesting...you were jerking off on the toilet using tomato ketchup as lube when you saw someone you recognised handgliding out the window. You waved to them, fell off the toilet, ended up on the floor with a broken arm, naked, smeared in ketchup, with the toilet set around your head....

In walks.....

 

[Olgaline]

Interesting...you were jerking off on the toilet using tomato ketchup as lube when you saw someone you recognised handgliding out the window. You waved to them, fell off the toilet, ended up on the floor with a broken arm, naked, smeared in ketchup, with the toilet set around your head....

In walks.....

so we'r to understand that you are no stranger to this event ?

 

[Ezteq]

oh my fucking word.

what compells people to admit to this stuff? fgs folks why! why! tell people about stuff like the time when you were really ill and could eat nothing but soup and did a liquid shit, or the time you were living in a shared house and the junkie had passed out in the bathroom and you needed to crap so you crapped in the bin, or the time when...



ah, it seems I've done a rookie"selfpwn"scout here.


*leaves quietly*

 

[swords]

Nice sarcasm lamp ^^

I'm just throwing ideas out there cause I have no idea about bacteria anyway, as you might see.

But that's what forums are for anyway, aren't they?

And hey, I might have learned something today ^^

I like to think that learning is the slow painful death of ignorance. It sure sounds more appealing when you say it like that eh

 

[Lamp]

Apparently there is more bacteria on your average kitchen work-surface / dish cloth / chopping board than there is under a toilet seat....

 

[CorNokZ]

Apparently there is more bacteria on your average kitchen work-surface / dish cloth / chopping board than there is under a toilet seat....

Perhabs there are more, but not as hostile as those under the toilet seat for sure

 

[Nate]

Apparently there is more bacteria on your average kitchen work-surface / dish cloth / chopping board than there is under a toilet seat....

I wonder what the ratio is to shit though.

 

[swords]

Technically we are all swimming in a sea of bacteria, suspended in the air, surrounding our flesh, residing in our orafices. They are everywhere!

 

[Olgaline]

last i heard was on the toilet seat, and on your bum.
I dont think they ment under the toilet seat :/ ?

 

[Lamp]

If you've not had a good scrape from under the toilet rim and spread it on some bread for a tasty snack, you're not a student

 

[swords]

Lamps 'discount weight-loss sensation'.

 

[Chronictank]

Has NOBODY ever thought about washing your a** if there's no paper?

Would like to know them seemingly British, logic in "Oh, well, no paper. I think i'll use my sock instead of go wash it off in that there shower."

i was thinking the same thing

 

[Meggey]

OMG discusting, asif you broadcasted that on the internet. uke::eek2:

 

[Lamp]

OMG discusting, asif you broadcasted that on the internet. uke::eek2:

Oh your poor innocent misguided child !

Something impolite ? On the internet ? In an anonymous forum populated by wierdos, freaks, social misfits, criminals, maniacs, murderers, perverts, nerds, students, internet porn addicts, hippies, strays, waifs, and vagabonds ? Where people say whatever comes into their minds ? No !? Surely such a thing cannot exist ? It does ? Gadzooks !

 

[Azurus]

OMG discusting, asif you broadcasted that on the internet. uke::eek2:

Not as disgusting as having Laddey's cawk inside you.

 

[Lamp]

Not as disgusting as having Laddey's cawk inside you.

ROFL....Ewww...(only LAddey knows where his cawk has been before, and the RSPCA destroyed most of them. The others are doing 25-Life in a Philippenes prison)

 

[old.Tohtori]

ROFL....Ewww...(only LAddey knows where his cawk has been before, and the RSPCA destroyed most of them. The others are doing 25-Life in a Philippenes prison)

Yeah, and you do know the reason why pandas don't wanna have sex no more...

 

[Meggey]

Not as disgusting as having Laddey's cawk inside you.

Screw you

 

[Lamp]

Lmao

 

[Ominous]

Rather odd you should mention this but I had a similar experience with a bath. My dream - I think it was a dream - was about being totally blotto after a great deal of whiskey - and being too out of it to make my way to the toilet. In my dream - or condition - I crapped in the bath. But when you think about it this is quite hard to achieve and keep your balance. So after all these years I am still unsure whether I did actually crap in the bath or not. So what is the significance of whether you think you crapped somewhere or not? There is a definite psychological whatever going on here. So any psychologist - why does someone think they have crapped somewhere?

Seems a pretty good and intelligent question to me.

 

[Lamp]

This is turning into a "Confess Your Mess" thread.

And why not !

Talking of which: Get rid of the fucking annoying Jonathon Woss from Film 2008 and BRING BACK BARRY NORMAN ! That man knew about films.

 

[pikeh]

Talking of which: Get rid of the fucking annoying Jonathon Woss from Film 2008 and BRING BACK BARRY NORMAN ! That man knew about films.

Jonathan Ross likes Casshern, so he stays.

 

[Kaomond]

nothing natural ever hurt anyone, thats a scientific fact.

How do you account for deadly nightshade then?