I just shat in the shower...

[swords]

It may be because i've been in Ireland recently, but jaysus you are a right eejit to banjax that up such as ye did!

 

[old.Tohtori]

It may be because i've been in Ireland recently, but jaysus you are a right eejit to banjax that up such as ye did!

Actually wouldn't the Irish way to reply to something like this be: "Oh my, ya be needing a whiping thar or are ya fine on ya own?"

 

[swords]

Only if you are from Offally...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Only if you are from Offally...

But compared to the rest of your island there, the Irish are like the...well..white folk of the world. F*cking friendly until you f*ck with 'em

 

[Lamp]

I don't know how many Irish pubs you drink in, Toto, but you wanna come in a few of the ones near me. Every paddy in there is barking mad ! They do like their alcohol !

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't know how many Irish pubs you drink in, Toto, but you wanna come in a few of the ones near me. Every paddy in there is barking mad ! They do like their alcohol !

Barking mad.
Like drinks.

And you think i wouldn't like it?!

Though have to say that we here in Finland have somewhat of a lack of Irish people. So, the authentcity of the local Irish pubs isn't quite as exact.

 

[swords]

My GF is Irish... god help me!

 

[Lamp]

Is that the gf whose head you cut off with the garden hoe ?

 

[swords]

I don't hoe pretty people

 

[Bugz]

Apparently a hoe is a person who loses their virginity before 18?

 

[swords]

So that makes me a hoe holding a hoe? I think not!

 

[adoNix]

Lol!

 

[cHodAX]

I have shit myself a few times and had to wash it off in the shower, does that qualify?

 

[Lamp]

You should really strip off in the back garden, call 999, and have the fire brigade come hose you down. Then you can either send the firemen on their way, or invite them in for a cup of tea. Or something.

 

[Olgaline]

I'm in the shower, when all of a sudden........
Great leaping salamanders of flame! My ass, she is on fire!

 

[Dukat]

What?!?!?!

Just.... WHAT?!?!

THIS THREAD HURTS MY MIND

 

[- English -]

hahahaha ace, ive heard stories of my bro's and stuff pissing in peoples sinks but this rox

 

[Chronictank]

What?!?!?!

Just.... WHAT?!?!

THIS THREAD HURTS MY MIND

its because of the MIND BULLETS

 

[Nate]

I was hoping for linkbacks on this thread, to shame on the Internets

 

[Succi]

oh dear god

 

[Lamp]

His new bathroom:

 

[Aoami]

hahahaha ace, ive heard stories of my bro's and stuff pissing in peoples sinks but this rox

Pissing in the sink is something thast has to be done whenever you visit anothers home.

Also, in a pub, you must always take 'the challange'. How many urinals, cubicals, and sinks can you urinate in during one piss.

 

[liloe]

I shat'n the shower,
but I didn't shit ... 'n the toilet bowl.

That's all I can say ^^

 

[Urgluf]

people on this board are disgusting

I feel homeeeeee

 

[Tilda]

wtf at this thread

 

[tris-]

i remember when i was young i was busting for a shit, so i went at my mates house. he had no bog roll though. so i ended up wipeing my ass on a flannel off the sink, then i rinsed the flannel out and put it back.

 

[Olgaline]

jiminy jillikers shatman, to the cloggmobil

 

[Mikah75]

LOL thats rough

My mate always needs a shit when we're at the gym after we've done our cardio. Last week I was on the mats doing some abs exercises, while he's having a dump, i lay down after the set and see him walk up to my head, missing his orange football sock, dirty bastard, they ran out of toilet roll so took it off and used that and just put it down the toilet.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Has NOBODY ever thought about washing your a** if there's no paper?

Would like to know them seemingly British, logic in "Oh, well, no paper. I think i'll use my sock instead of go wash it off in that there shower."

 

[Lamp]

This thread would lead nicely onto a FHOT Rate My Poo thread.