I just shat in the shower...

[haarewin]

!
ew! BLEACH IT! my friend once was in the bath and thought he needed to fart, but followed through instead.

 

[Lamp]

Please note typical set up for a bathroom:

The toilet is located close to the bath

 

[Nibble]

Lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

Please note typical set up for a bathroom:

The toilet is located close to the bath

Exactly why i wonder.

 

[CorNokZ]

Bidét ftw mates..

 

[georgie]

I've only ever been to one person's house in the UK who has a bidet.

 

[Lamp]

Bidets are asking for problems. Its 2am, Saturday morning. You're drunk as hell. You're busting for a crap. You see two white objects in the darkness of the bathroom. One's a toilet the other's....you can't remember what it is....hang on ! You can't have 2 toilets in the same room. You must be seeing double. Its the drink. Just sit on one. Who cares....AK ! That was the linen basket. Oops...

 

[Kinag]

For some reason the word "Salmonella" comes to mind...

 

[Lamp]

Why ? You're not going to start making sandiches in the shower tray after you've shat in it (unless you're a student of course, who are all dirty and don't wash anyway)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why ? You're not going to start making sandiches in the shower tray after you've shat in it (unless you're a student of course, who are all dirty and don't wash anyway)

The thing that i wondered most about is, as said, why not paper+sh*t pickup+toilet or even just grab it and toss it into the toilet.

Is there really such fear of poo, that people think it stays on their hands even after washing?

'cause surely, if you push it in the drain with foot, you have to wash your foot too

 

[Mey]

Maybe it was a really sloppy one that wouldn't like being picked up?

 

[Lamp]

The thing that i wondered most about is, as said, why not paper+sh*t pickup+toilet or even just grab it and toss it into the toilet.

Is there really such fear of poo, that people think it stays on their hands even after washing?

'cause surely, if you push it in the drain with foot, you have to wash your foot too

Exactly. Its just a poo. Its not going to bite you (..?!..).......

Whats the worse that can happen ? You get poo on your hand ? Solution ? Wash hand with antibacterial soap. Job done.

 

[Kinag]

Why ? You're not going to start making sandiches in the shower tray after you've shat in it (unless you're a student of course, who are all dirty and don't wash anyway)

Why the hell did I say Salmonella oO

I meant Legionella.

 

[fettoken]

Bidét ftw mates..

Word!!

 

[swords]

Err since when does poo = legionella? Stagnant warm water = legionella risk.

 

[Lamp]

Eating a poo is nutritionally better for you than eating McDonalds.

 

[pikeh]

Eating a poo is nutritionally better for you than eating McDonalds.

nothing natural ever hurt anyone, thats a scientific fact.

 

[Golena]

Eating a poo is nutritionally better for you than eating McDonalds.

So your saying that it becomes less nutritonal when you add the bread and salad..

I knew salad was bad for you!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I knew salad was bad for you!

Don't get me started!!!

 

[Olgaline]

nothing natural ever hurt anyone, thats a scientific fact.

lies!!!

 

[Lamp]

nothing natural ever hurt anyone, thats a scientific fact.

Does shagging yer missus up the ass count as natural ?

 

[Kinag]

Err since when does poo = legionella? Stagnant warm water = legionella risk.

Somewhere south in Norway there was quite a few incidents a couple of years back where legionella started spreading through shower drains and air-condition vents.

If "poo" stays in the drains for a longer amount of time it's bound to go "bad", if you catch my drift, and steam can contain legionella.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Somewhere south in Norway there was quite a few incidents a couple of years back where legionella started spreading through shower drains and air-condition vents.

If "poo" stays in the drains for a longer amount of time it's bound to go "bad", if you catch my drift, and steam can contain legionella.

And the LOGICAL explanation for this wasn't "stagnant water", but rather that as a collective effort the Azurus family went around pushing poo down peoples drains?

 

[pikeh]

Does shagging yer missus up the ass count as natural ?

if it fits, its ..the....tits?

 

[Kinag]

And the LOGICAL explanation for this wasn't "stagnant water", but rather that as a collective effort the Azurus family went around pushing poo down peoples drains?

Never said anything about the reason for the bacterial spreading here in Norway, I'm just saying that if poo stays in the drain for a longer amount of time, it's bound to cause some kind of bacterias which will cause problems for the people venturing into the "danger-zone"

But since it's possible to get legionella in a shower or from an air-condition vent, then I sure as hell wouldn't risk pushing poo down the drain (even if it's due to stagnant water or not)

 

[old.Tohtori]

"danger-zone"

Magic word of the month!

YouTube - Danger Zone
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[Azurus]

Don't worry people i'm taking steps to remedy this. Im saving up all my pisses for when im in the shower to blast away the remaining shit particles.

 

[Lamp]

Don't worry people i'm taking steps to remedy this. Im saving up all my pisses for when im in the shower to blast away the remaining shit particles.

We're not worried. Its YOU thats needs to be worried. Because according to Norwegian experts, taking a dump in the shower means you're going to die.

The fact that one small poo is easily dissintegrated by colossal amounts of water, and the fact that 40 litres of disinfectant will kill all known germs dead is neither here nor there. The experts have spoken. Your days are numbered.

But fear not ! Your "friends" here at FHOT will continue talking bollocks long after your dead. And look on the bright side ! At least you won't need to shower anymore when you're dead !

 

[old.Tohtori]

But fear not ! Your "friends" here at FHOT will continue talking bollocks long after your dead.

You're forgetting the main thing; Everyone wants to be remembered for something, and this is SOMETHING alright

 

[Binky the Bomb]

I was just taking a shower and about half way through I really had to take a crap. I was hurrying really fast so I could at least finish my shower before I had to go but it got way too much and I ended up dropping one in my shower.

I didn't know if i should pick it up or not (didn't want any germs) so i just stamped it down the plug hole.

I poured some liquid soap down there to clean it out I guess.... Do you think anyone will notice it? I can't smell anything but i have a cold so my nose is blocked up.

Dude, there's just some shit you don't talk about in public... or online.