Harry Potter and the...

[Rediknight]

Holy crap im bored, and as such, found myself thinking up better sequels for those Harry Potter childrens books, that adults read on the train to look trendy, but actually look like a bunch of big kids...

Harry Potter and the One Eyed Moth
Harry Potter and the Cloud of Gender Alignment Manipulation
Harry Potter and the Goat of a Thousand Glands
Harry Potter and the Boxing Fish
Harry Potter and the Man with No Neck
Harry Potter and the Broken Hymen

etc...

muh - even getting bored of this now...

 

[Smurflord]

Harry Potter and the Endless Franchise
Harry Potter and the Merchanising Whore
Harry Potter and the Cheap Plastic Lunchbox

 

[Damon_D]

Harry Potter and the large broom up his heini
Harry Potter and the endless bore
Harry Potter and his mom get's shot by drunken bunnies

 

[Vladamir]

Harry Potter and the nameless sequel
Harry Potter and the endless pile of shite

 

[Jonaldo]

Harry Potter and the red ball in the garden

Harry Potter and the chicken sandwich please

Harry Potter and the Hospital in the Town Square on the right


(been reading 'learn language' books)

 

[Sissyfoo]

Harry Potter and the Biggest Sell Out Ever
Harry Potter and the Noodle Incident
Harry Potter and the Sexual Harrasment Suit
Harry Potter and the Walaski Triplets (18+)
Harry Potter and the Broken Crack Pipe
Harry Potter and the Revenge of Lord Voldemort's Uncle's Gay Partner's Griffen Abusing Red Neck Cousin

 

[Job]

Harry Potter and the Godzilla-Woolworths incident
Harry Potter and the Crypt kicker five
Harry Potter and the aluminium trousers
Harry Potter and the only way is up
Harry Potter and the German who stole the Pilchards

 

[SilverHood]

Harry Potter and the Stoned Philospher
Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot
Harry Potter The Tosser
Harry Potter and the flaming Gobling

 

[Vladamir]

Harry Potter does the dirty dance with Dumbledore.

 

[Sydrik]

Harry Potter and the Night of the lost Cherry 18cert.

 

[Jonaldo]

Harry Potter does Dallas

 

[Karam_Gruul]

harry potter and the machine gun in a mosque

 

[Sissyfoo]

Harry Potter does Dallas

Heh...I was gonna do that one but I figured it wouldn't be keeping with the theme.

(although to be fair mine was going to be 'Harry Potter Does The Dallas Cowboys' )

 

[Pippic]

Harry is a pothead and the wizards stoned

 

[Bishibosh]

lol I had to enter sample data to test a bookstore database a while back... I used Harry Potter and the Pointy Hat of Mean Things.

 

[Dillinja]

Idiots. It's Harry Pothead and the Philosopher's stoned.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Harry Potter and the trip to specsavers
Harry Potter and the waste of paper
Harry Potter and the trip through the windshield (with Jeremy Clarcson)
Harry Potter and his sudden heart attack
Harry Potter and the evils of underaged drinking
Harry Potter vs. the terminator (this, i would like to see happen)
Harry Potter and the 12 counts of drunker driving of a class 3 vehicle (to whit: 1 broom)

Next.........

 

[Rulke]

Harry Potter and the I think I spot a common theme in this thread

 

[Tasslehoff]

Harry Potter and the Tasllehoff

 

[Cyfr]

Harry Potter and the Sexy Girl wanna get in my bed.

 

[Gibberish]

Harry Potter - Who Shot J(K)R

I wish some one bloody would

 

[tRoG]

Harry Potter and Hermione's skirt.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Harry Potter and The Day He Meat Sally.

Harry Potter and Odins Dirty Undies.

Harry Potter and Barry Hotter.

Harry Potter and The.

 

[swords]

Harry Potter vs The Osbournes

Who will win??????????????

 

[Jonaldo]

Harry Potter gets shot in the face


The End.

 

[Vladamir]

Harry Potter and his salsa that makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants .

 

[Morchaoron]

Harry Potter and the end of the and

 

[Shaeffer]

Harry Potter and the Gooie Kablooie

<Anyone who knows where the gooie kablooie comes from gets a cookie >

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Harry Potter and the Anti-Puberty Drugs
Harry Potter and the bombing of Bin Laden
Harry Potter and the Affair with David Beckham
Harry Potter and the L337 h4x0R R4d4r
Harry Potter and the Porn Stars Underpants