Good looking birds owning you online? NEVER!

[old.user4556]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3496963.stm

I expect this has probably been posted already, I feel all the "glen" posters coming out the woodwork

G

 

[Tom]

I wonder if the computer screen made her wear that much makeup.

Pick-axe please.

 

[Gray]

heh one of the best

C+A+D roolz teh wurld!11

 

[TdC]

I thought that all nice girls online were obese 50yo american men irl? :eek5:

 

[old.user4556]

old, but classic

 

[DaGaffer]

But it's hard for female teams like DoMe to be taken seriously and attract the kind of backing that top male clans enjoy.

I wonder why? She who lives by the stereotype, dies by the stereotype. Typical CS players

 

[tris-]

most 'females' ive seen in online FPS are just as good as any other 'male', except when everyone spams "A/S/L CUTY PI3" i think they cant be arsed to play anymore.

 

[mank!]

ewww gurlz!

I imagine there are a lot more girl gamers out there than people realise and stay anonymous for the very sad yet very true reasons shown in those pics above

 

[Paradroid]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3496963.stm

I expect this has probably been posted already, I feel all the "glen" posters coming out the woodwork

G

Trannies !!!!!



My gaming persona is Sister Mary, the Nun with the gun:

...and here's the Clan:

...I can be regularly found taking confessions and praying for map changes...

 

[Mofo8]

Hmmmm..... Paradroid/Sister Mary isn't being truthful. Having know him since primary school, I feel compelled to share this more honest impression of what his gaming person might look like. He's just trying to lull you into a false sense of security with his sweet old woman act. Don't fall for it.

 

[Yoni]

I've played fps for a few years now and I have never really had an issue with my male counterparts. They don't start creaming their pants (one hopes) they don't a/s/l they just treat me like one of the rest of them, I thought that was normal.

 

[Moving Target]

Heh, forget online, I usually get "owned" by good looking birds in real life

Fucking rape alarms.

 

[ECA]

Blah blah girl only competitions fuck off get treated equally, you cant hack the competition in mixed gaming you fuck off and pretend your abused and set up a "shit girls only" cs competition.

Only 2-3 female cs players who play to a good level and thats A-Laget Queen, vildkatten and ckrats.

Dispute it and foad oh wait i'm gonna get flamed for this by people who know FUCK ALL about it. *sigh* you enjoy your pointless flames backed up by zero knowledge having watched none of these people play.

 

[tRoG]

I suppose I should pop in with the obligatory "It's only a game" comment...

It's only a game.

 

[old.user4556]

wow, way to take a daft light hearted thread and turn it into a flame war.

 

[throdgrain]

Blah blah girl only competitions fuck off get treated equally, you cant hack the competition in mixed gaming you fuck off and pretend your abused and set up a "shit girls only" cs competition.

Only 2-3 female cs players who play to a good level and thats A-Laget Queen, vildkatten and ckrats.

Dispute it and foad oh wait i'm gonna get flamed for this by people who know FUCK ALL about it. *sigh* you enjoy your pointless flames backed up by zero knowledge having watched none of these people play.

People dont "flame" you, ECA, they just take the piss out of you because you take yourself far too seriously Im afraid

 

[Deadmanwalking]

*Self obsessed bullshit*

I like gardening.

 

[old.user4556]

I like gardening.

lol DMW wtf wud u know about gardening, gtf wtf, foad take your gardening and ram it blah blah FUCK.

*shakes self*

Sorry, came over all ECA there.....

 

[mank!]

ffs der r only 3 gardiners who cud b takn sereously n dey r alan titchmarsh, that fit bird off gardiners world and diarmud!

 

[dysfunction]

If its online gaming how can you tell if its a women or not thats just killed you?

 

[jaba]

I just played unreal tourney 2004 demo against someone called "i_am_a_girl_" whats the point in that? crying out for attention, and yes everyone went "a/s/L?" and "are you a real girl?" so comedy!

 

[old.user4556]

Must be easy being a woman online if you're wanting a date.

Go into #quake.uk and do '/nick Tiffany'.

"hey guys, im looking for some cock satisfaction' - watch the private message windows fly in.

Kidding btw.

G

 

[Panda On Smack]

hey, that ECA chap is popular!

Any decent women would never ask for cock satisfaction in public

 

[Paradroid]

hey, that ECA chap is popular!

Any decent women would never ask for cock satisfaction in public

Exactly!
...no matter how much we beg them....

The most annoying thing about girl-only clans (which may be the root cause of our brethrens distaste - I dunno) is that the boys have no equivalent. Yes, there are many male-only clans, but that's just the way it's turned out, it wasn't intentional, was it? If some guys decided to create a boy-only clan, this would be seen as gay, would it not? A gay-clan. Not a boy-only clan. If there are any boy-only clans out there I can only offer my sincerest apologies, and deepest condolences.

 

[JBP|]

i can't recall a time when i was in a clan that didn't have at least 2 females in it


(ok 1 of them is usually yoni but that's beside the point :kissit: )

 

[Mazling]

Go into #quake.uk

Yeah, joke - I stopped reading after that.

(BTW, JBP - nice user title )

 

[yaruar]

hey, that ECA chap is popular!

Any decent women would never ask for cock satisfaction in public

Certainly not to a bunch of virgin FPS gamer geeks. One doubs whether most of the people who send messages back to the "girl" in that situation have ever seen a naked woman in real life since they were born.
:kissit:

 

[Lazarus]

think of the crossdressers who are only women at weekends!!!!!!

how the feck do they work that out?

 

[Clown]

Wasn't there a Sister Mary who played AQ2? (S)he was shit

 

[Paradroid]

Wasn't there a Sister Mary who played AQ2? (S)he was shit

LoL



It's been 3 years since I played AQ2, who be you, who slanders so?

After a root-about for a screenie (of me kickin ass) all I could find was this:

(*From 4/2/2001*)

Oh, happy days!!!...even if it was the twilight of a free BarrysWorld...

Since then I've been playing a lot of Urban Terror, check out the screenies - they've used 2 of mine!!!



I'm currently running around (in a very noob like fashion) in bf1942...