Forum fun...

[Calaen]

Don't let the mind numbing immaturity of FlameWarriors fool you, Calaen. We may sound like 13 year old boys, but most of us are actually middle aged men.

Who still live with their parents no doubt.

 

[Airhead]

Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.


Oh, and can someone ban Talyn for starting this thread which is possibly the shittest ever.

So no wonder Americans don't play Cricket- too complicated.

 

[Limmey Shit Stomper]

You fucking Dick Beaters missed one.


Pathetic FUCKTARDS.

FLAMEWARRIORS.NET 4 LIFE

 

[Jupitus]

5 poxy registrations over on FW and not one of you have even posted anything.

And then you claim victory over here cos you've "scared them all away" when in reality the ban stick has just come out and most of em can't post over here even if they wanted to.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAME!

You guys are making me ashamed to be British.

If the FW admin could get his fat finger out of his enormous american arse to accept applications I'd be on there....

 

[Tom]

It's really quite interesting to see a group of supposedly "intelligent" adults come over here, spout a lot of patent nonsense, and then declare the expedition to be some kind of "victory".

It's a little bit like their foreign policy, I suppose.

 

[Jupitus]

With regard to cricket, at least when we play a sport international against world opposition we let other countries join in... not like you yanks with your so-called 'world series' bollocks...

 

[Swoop]

Cricket: As explained to a foreigner...

You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

So.....are you saying is cricket is just a lot of men going in and out?

No wonder Yanks think it's gay......

 

[Jupitus]

It's a little bit like their foreign policy, I suppose.

They have a 'foreign policy' ? I thought they gave up around the 'letter g next to n... err dungeddit' stage....

 

[DaGaffer]

You fucking Dick Beaters missed one.


Pathetic FUCKTARDS.

FLAMEWARRIORS.NET 4 LIFE

Its "Limey". Jesus wept. Is it the Special Needs School's day off over there?

 

[Jupitus]

Its "Limey". Jesus wept. Is it the Special Needs School's day off over there?

No Gaff, they don't have separate schools in the US, they're all 'speshul needs'.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What really bothers me about this attack is the lack of dedication and individuality.

EAsily succum or give up, simlpe insults and no ability to stick to an argument, no matter how wrong.

It's a valid effort, but it's still just an effort.

 

[Tom]

Its a rather damning indictment of the US education system when someone who speaks English as a second or third language can write with more eloquence than a US citizen.

 

[Son of Sluggish]

Its a rather damning indictment of the US education system when someone who speaks English as a second or third language can write with more eloquence than a US citizen.

Eh wot, olde chap?

 

[FWbizz]

So no wonder Americans don't play Cricket- too complicated.

Well that, plus it sucks.

Now baseball on the other hand, that’s a great game. And don't you dandy’s go saying its a girls game because its similar to rounder’s. Fact is even the girls that play baseball in the states could deliver a fairly good beat down on this bunch of fluffers.

I give you Jenny Finch. Not only can she chuck a softball at 80MPH, but she's pretty easy on the eyes as well.

God Bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Son of Sluggish]

God Bless America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen brutha!!

 

[MYstIC G]

If the FW admin could get his fat finger out of his enormous american arse to accept applications I'd be on there....

My point exactly. Fail, fail and more fail.

Oh and it's on admin approval because he was stalked? Who's the pussy exactly?

 

[Tom]

Word salad

I take it you don't really understand how to make appropriate use of the apostrophe?

 

[Jail Bait]

With regard to cricket, at least when we play a sport international against world opposition we let other countries join in... not like you yanks with your so-called 'world series' bollocks...

They sure didn't like it when the Toronto Blue Jays won the world series.

 

[Jail Bait]

Cricket is Stupid

Hockey Rules

 

[Tahgut]

And whats up with that Shakespeare shit huh?

 

[FWbizz]

They sure didn't like it when the Toronto Blue Jays won the world series.

Yea but the Jays did it with a bunch of Americans so it was a wash.

BTW bait they didn't seem to like our take on their "garden's" Fucking mod deleted our post's.

 

[Jail Bait]

And whats up with that Shakespeare shit huh?

That is the way the Brits talk

The more words that you use to say the same thing the more intellectual you are

 

[Son of Sluggish]

They sure didn't like it when the Toronto Blue Jays won the world series.

Are the Blue Jays in the National league or the American League?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm amused that people think that posters here saying "I can't be arsed to raid" constitutes plans for a raid.

Plus, this is the single worst attempt at a raid I've ever seen.

For starters you've kept it all in one thread, and not created thousands of "hilarious" new threads. Really poor work, a toddler knows how to cause more annoyance than you Americans.

But then you wouldn't know that, since you let Maury Povitch bring your children up, rather than doing it yourselves. Real childcare would mean you have to stop shoving three times your calorie intake into your mouth and then complaining about how fat you are, how hard it is to lose weight while you're in the process of eating ANOTHER pizza (which, by the way, should be a thin stonebaked base, and not a mass of carb stodge - but then if you didn't pretend you invented it, you'd realise that also as the Italians are rather good at making REAL food taste nice - don't get me started on what you call "cheese" and "chocolate"....)

 

[Jail Bait]

Yea but the Jays did it with a bunch of Americans so it was a wash.

BTW bait they didn't seem to like our take on their "garden's" Fucking mod deleted our post's.

They sure like their Mods here

I think that they can't believe that I own and live on 154 acres

and have 20 acres that I market garden

 

[MYstIC G]

5 poxy registrations over on FW and not one of you have even posted anything.

Why bother? I've read this lolorific thread.

I'm distinctly unimpressed so far.

Nuke.....standby, I'm seeing what I can do for ya.....hopefully we'll have something from other than poofy gamers in the not too distant future.

Just so everyone knows.....I've never had a problem with any of ya. Well, except maybe Beetle, cos he makes us Brits look bad.

However, I'm starting to think of the population of freddyshouse in the same way......fucking gaymers. Honestly. Couldnt fight their way out of a damp paper bag. :. You guys seen the latest shit in that thread over there?

Nuke, are there any incomming membership requests waiting?

So, basically Swoop, you've nothing better to do with your life than try to start an internet flame war? It's quite clear why you fit in so well on that forum.

 

[Son of Sluggish]

I'm amused that people think that posters here saying "I can't be arsed to raid" constitutes plans for a raid.

Plus, this is the single worst attempt at a raid I've ever seen.

For starters you've kept it all in one thread, and not created thousands of "hilarious" new threads. Really poor work, a toddler knows how to cause more annoyance than you Americans.

But then you wouldn't know that, since you let Maury Povitch bring your children up, rather than doing it yourselves. Real childcare would mean you have to stop shoving three times your calorie intake into your mouth and then complaining about how fat you are, how hard it is to lose weight while you're in the process of eating ANOTHER pizza (which, by the way, should be a thin stonebaked base, and not a mass of carb stodge - but then if you didn't pretend you invented it, you'd realise that also as the Italians are rather good at making REAL food taste nice - don't get me started on what you call "cheese" and "chocolate"....)

Brilliant melt-down olde chap. Eh wot?

And your mods have been very busy deleting all of our posts before they could be seen by your delicate eyes. I'm already on my second account here, since my dad got banned for being a "spybot in waiting."

 

[old.Tohtori]

Its a rather damning indictment of the US education system when someone who speaks English as a second or third language can write with more eloquence than a US citizen.

It's not even a third language, just used on travels or when faced with someone who doesn't speak other common language.

 

[DaGaffer]

They sure like their Mods here

I think that they can't believe that I own and live on 154 acres

and have 20 acres that I market garden

You live in a big country. We get it. A big...huge...empty...boring...country. America's Hat. Owning 154 acres isn't exactly amazing when land costs about 1c an acre and its all nicked from the natives anyway. Its not even as if you respect your own big...huge...empty...boring country as you're now one of the world's largest polluters. Its like having a 100 room mansion and taking a dump in one of the guest rooms, you can get away with it for a while but eventually the stink will catch up with you.

Oh, and you let French people live there. Shame on you.

 

[Tom]

I'm amused that people think that posters here saying "I can't be arsed to raid" constitutes plans for a raid.

Plus, this is the single worst attempt at a raid I've ever seen.

For starters you've kept it all in one thread, and not created thousands of "hilarious" new threads. Really poor work, a toddler knows how to cause more annoyance than you Americans.

But then you wouldn't know that, since you let Maury Povitch bring your children up, rather than doing it yourselves. Real childcare would mean you have to stop shoving three times your calorie intake into your mouth and then complaining about how fat you are, how hard it is to lose weight while you're in the process of eating ANOTHER pizza (which, by the way, should be a thin stonebaked base, and not a mass of carb stodge - but then if you didn't pretend you invented it, you'd realise that also as the Italians are rather good at making REAL food taste nice - don't get me started on what you call "cheese" and "chocolate"....)

Fuck sake Wazz, now you've made me think of fish+chips. I won't be able to avoid the chippy for tea now.