Far Gate

[Furr]

*arrive late to save the day as 20 Paladine *

*start attacking villages and setting fire to forests*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*click furof 'till he starts swearing*

 

[Furr]

*swear like a mad irish man*

*shove a sword up tdc's arse*

 

[Wij]

"I have returned !"

 

[Testin da Cable]

*chop off wij's testicles w/wooden spoon*

 

[Wij]

*grow new testes*

 

[mank!]

*steal them*

*treasure them*

 

[Wij]

*grow new testes*

*guard*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*snipe Wij's testes from under cammo-bush*

 

[mr.Blacky]

*burns bushes*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*stab blacky in the ear with sharpend twig*

 

[Furr]

*throw sharpened mango's*

 

[Wij]

*grow new titanium bolox*

*bruise hands whilst trying to knock one out*

 

[mank!]

*oscillates wildly*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*use oscillating mank to massage sore spot on back*

 

[Furr]

*use back as a bar table*

*hand out free highly alcoholic drinks*

 

[mr.Blacky]

*drinks all free highly alcoholic drinks*
*burps*

 

[Wij]

*have headache*

*punish loud belchers*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*be non-sore*


*belch at Wij*

 

[Wij]

*punish with cheese-grater*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*enjoy*

 

[Furr]

*make movie of punishment*

 

[Wij]

*demand big cut*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*cut Wij*

 

[Wij]

*hear drum roll and cymbal crash*

*hear sound of cross into the box being headed into the net*

*try to think of more ways to describe the above*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*control rebound*

 

[Wij]

*bind tdc*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*look for free man*

*try to shake Wij off*

*shake*

 

[Wij]

I am not a number !

*ride penny farthing in stripey suit*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*put wij back in cell*

*play 'wee headies' against cell door*