Far Gate

[Wij]

My life for Aiur !

*slash out at oncoming zergling horde*

 

[Summo]

*run across map as an overweight king that somehow moves faster than mounted cavalry*

*garrison in deserted allied church*

*tremble*

Gold, please!

 

[Wij]

*wipe putrid green zerg slime from wrist-blades*

*step over zerg corpses*

*see fat-Summo-king cowering in church*

*send 4 carriers to destroy church*

*walk towards Summo clashing wristblades together*

For Hadun !

 

[Munkey-]

*flys out on griffon and uses his lightning attack on wij's set of armour in defence of supreme king summo*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*Shoots Munkey- down in car*

*See insanely large horde of enemies*

*Take them on*

*Win*

*contemplate whether to help Summo*

...

 

[Summo]

*cower*

*move bowels*

*use crown as a 'throne'*

*contemplate whether anyone will help me*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*unstealth behind Summo*

*roll initiave*

*stab Summo in neck with enchanted poison dagger +2*

*disappear into the shadows*

 

[mank!]

*wonders if this is a private party or can anyone join in*

 

[Wij]

*order mank into formation with the other goons*

*order 8 more carriers to unstealth from behind the Arbiter*

*appy Stasis field to Summo*

*use dark archon to control Munkey-*

 

[mank!]

*gets into formation*

*goes prone*

*lies still and falls asleep*

 

[Wij]

*wonder how a goon can go prone*

*order an archon to strip King Summo naked in preparation for a rogering by a reaver*

 

[Summo]

*regain hope*

 

[Wij]

*observe reaver unsheathing its viscious cock-blades*

 

[Summo]

*hope restored!*

 

[Wij]

*watch king summo being ripped to peices anally*

*move troops through jumpgate to next battle*

 

[mank!]

*jealous of summo*

*wants anal destruction*

*gets dragged off by Wij*

 

[Munkey-]

*break free of dark thingy*


*use wormgate replicates as bondage slaves*


(see schlock if you dont understand )

 

[Summo]

*see schlock*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*power up davemech*

*send the big bastid to take on Wijella the Hun*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*feel strange tingling while relaxing in mountain retreat*

*realise that ancient enemy has awoken*

*sigh*

*in room lighted by a thousand candles, release from the void the sword of stars*

*don humble robes, start off down path, onwards to battle!*

 

[Wij]

*use mind-controlled ultralisk to hurl davemech off nearby cliff*


Sorry to wake u up TdC. Nothing to see here.


*continue world domination plans by collecting more blue crystals and noxious gas*

 

[Testin da Cable]

ah, thank you Sir Wij. Glad to be spared the bother of vanquishing DaveMech yet again.

*procede to Ye McDrive*

 

[Summo]

The ocean waves lap gently over a small, pebbled beach at the base of limestone cliff. An elderly woman stands aloft, her thin dress held tightly around her as she shivers from the cold sea breeze. She gazes down at her husband, his small boat bobbing calmly in tune with the swell of the water, and watches him cast his fishing rod.

It is a scene she has witnessed countless times. After a few hours her husband will return, possibly with the day's catch, possibly empty-handed, but always at ease and happy to be home again. Today the scene leaves her uneasy. Today, something is wrong.

She searches the picture in front of her, trying to identify the source of her discomfort. She stands for an hour before realising, quite suddenly that there are no seagulls. Usually they would circle overhead, eager for an easy kill. Today there are none. She pulls her dress closer around her and stares at her husband's small, lonely boat.

The old woman is struck by how dark the sea is. There are few clouds in the sky yet the small area of the ocean underneath her husband seems bathed in deep shadow. As she stares closer the shadow appears to move irregularly. She shrugs her hunched shoulders and turns back towards the house.

In the shallows of the sea, DaveMech stirs drowsily and watches the gentle movement of the small fishing boat above him.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*feel strange tingling while eating bigmac*

*wonder if the sauce really was off*

*finish hamburger*

 

[Sir Frizz]

A small ripple catches the boatman's eye. He leans over the edge just a little bit, and notices a fish swim on by, almost laughing at him. The boatman thinks nothing of it and sits back against his deck chair. Another ripple hits the boat, this time it begins to rock slightly...

 

[Munkey-]

Suddenly the bout is overturned as davemech erupts from out the water. re-programmed by a denzine of the dark order, davemech uses the fishing boat as a hat and grabs the woman. he then procceeds to ravish her infront of her stunned husband

 

[Testin da Cable]

*start on milkshake*

 

[mank!]

*wonders why it's taken tdc two days to start drinking his mcdonalds milkshake*

 

[Wij]

peon: "Something need doing ?"

 

[Testin da Cable]

what can I say, I'm a slow eater.


*click on peon 'till he starts swearing*