Far Gate

[Hashmonster]

*have itch*

 

[Furr]

*take itch*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*borrow itch*

 

[Furr]

*hunt down tdc through dark jungle and skin him with a rusty razor blade , take back itch*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*ooze fluids into jungle mud*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*sell jungle mud*

 

[Munkey-]

*farts*

 

[mr.Blacky]

*robs Frizz of all the money he made selling things

 

[Furr]

*steal lunch money as well*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wonder what to come up with*

 

[Wij]

Teehee - "Come" - Titter

 

[Sir Frizz]

*scratch tdc's head*

 

[Wij]

*scratch frizz' scratchcards*

 

[Furr]

*scratch self*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*be scratched by frizzeh*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*give tdc inspiration*

 

[Wij]

*shine*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*play piano*

 

[Furr]

*record and sell tapes to classical FM*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*Nuke Classical FM*

 

[Furr]

*hack into nuke using military equipment bought with tape money*

*redirect at frizz's afro*

 

[Sir Frizz]

"IT'S GAME OVER MAN!! IT'S FUCKING GAME OVER!!"

*whimper*

 

[Summo]

*be dissatisfied with the way things are going*

*instruct Frizz to build lumber camp*

*order Wij to begin building defensive walls*

*click TdC until he builds Bombard Tower*

*create 20 Paladine Furof Knights*

*build 5 Blackshirt Battering Rams*

*build castle*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*begin building tower*

*stop for unknown reason*

*stand about idly*

 

[Wij]

*take long way round to wall-building-site*

*get stuck*

*try another way*

*get attacked by a wolf*

*desperately hope that villager upgrade is coming soon*

*die*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*watch marauding party of enemies come directly towards me*

*do nothing*

*die*

 

[Wij]

*observe (from Heaven) King Summo fleeing from his castle as 200 Trebuchet projectiles hurtle towards it*

*play harp*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*build lumber camp next to enemy base*

*chop forest next to enemy base*

*spot female enemy*

*have oral in forest*

*become traitor*

*hunt king summo in a car which fires grey globules of something*

 

[Wij]

Wood please !

 

[Testin da Cable]

*impale Wij*


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