Far Gate

[Wij]

*squish furof on desk with a sharp rap from meh c0><0r*

 

[Nibbler]

*mini-chainsaw c0><0r*

 

[Wij]

*resist chainsaw with awesome c0><0r p0w4h !!!!*

*destroy skyscrapers with multiple c0><ors*

 

[Furr]

*attack multiple c0><ors in bi-planes*

*force Wij to climb empire state building*

 

[Wij]

*swallow bi-planes with enormous japs-eyes*

 

[Summo]

Man, I gotta make a movie outta this!

Hey, Martha! Get meh cam'ra out the trunk, ya dried up old fuck!

 

[Wij]

*send enormous bell looming down on yokel-summo's house*

 

[Furr]

*launch large pie shaped object from outer space to crush super scary monster wij*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*pretend to fit in*

 

[Wij]

*smother pie on penii*

*lick off*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*make tea*


tea and pie!

 

[Sir Frizz]

*spoil tea*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*smack frizzehlad*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*call in a new d-day landing*

 

[Furr]

*gun down the frizz's american troops with an mg42*

 

[Sir Frizz]

"NAZI FASCIST PIGS!!!"£$%^"

*Become one man army*

 

[Summo]

*watch Frizz trip over his Garand and die on the shingle*

War's over boys. Let's go home.

 

[Wij]

*shag british women*

*go home*

 

[Furr]

*convert everyone to eating the disgusting german brown bread*

 

[Testin da Cable]

but GBB is teh yummeh!


*smack furof*

 

[Furr]

No its not, its the nastiest stuff EVER!!!! When i went on a german exchange trip we had to stay at our hosts houses,

Breakfast consisted of German brown bread, cheese, ham and coffee. Thank god that there was a McDonalds round the corner, i have never easten so many McBreakfasts in my life!

*Smacks TDC with mighty Kippa*

 

[Testin da Cable]

gah barbarian


*tear kippa to tiny shreds*

 

[Wij]

*eat kippa on brown bread*

 

[Furr]

*puke in bucket*

 

[Summo]

*kik bucket*

 

[Wij]

*consider getting a holiday*

*bucket*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*take bucket to ardennes*

*put beer-laced bik0r stomach contents in bucket*

 

[Nibbler]

*head magically appears from bucket*

*look around*

*shake head*

*go back into bucket*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*put bucket in lion pen*

 

[Sir Frizz]

Um...Where is everyone? It's been dead in here all weekend. Or is it just me?

*go out*