Far Gate

[Testin da Cable]

*blow angeldust at wij*

 

[Wij]

*hug koopa troopa*

 

[Testin da Cable]

err, Wij....that's my co><or mate


*reject*

 

[Furr]

*burn down nearby windmills*

 

[Testin da Cable]

have at them Pancho!!


*mount donkey*

 

[Furr]

*mount tdc*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*catch on camera*

*sell for millions*

*buy millions of pot noodles*

 

[Nibbler]

*eat Pot Noodle with Frizz down a dark alley*






UUUUUUNNNNNNGH!

 

[Furr]

*sell nibbler and frizz pot noodle sex story to tabloids*

 

[Munkey-]

*float aimlessly*

*encourage particles to form supernova ball sack bomb*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*discover nibbler/furof s3x conflaguration*

*watch*

*call Heidi Klum on speeddial*

*agree to 'get it on' with her at soonest possible moment*

 

[Wij]

*remind TdC that all that stuff about Heidi Klum was just a dream and it's about time he finished his exams as there's only five minutes left and he hasn't even written his name*

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
it's about time he finished his exams as there's only five minutes left and he hasn't even written his name*

business as usual then :/




*smack Wij in the balls for disturbing my nice Heidi-dream*

 

[Nibbler]

*mess with TdC's Heidi dream*


*Whisper in Teedy's ear: 'Oooh Hiedi, you 82 year old male minx!'*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*sell Heidi*

 

[Wij]

*look in anguish at 'Heidi's warty erection*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*sell Wij 'yet more' LSD*

 

[Furr]

*put posion in lsd*

 

[mr.Blacky]

*steals Heidi while Frizz sells xtc to Wij*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wake up*

*walk sleepily into kitchen*

*find that Heidi is making pancakes in the nude*

*notice that Heidi is not 82, and also not male*

*wonder at strange dream*

*rub Heidi's back gently as she goes up on tiptoe to get maple syrup from top shelf*

do you want some orange juice dear?

 

[Sir Frizz]

*sell orange juice*

 

[Hashmonster]

*ponders why TdC is asking wij if he wants orange juice*

 

[Furr]

*ponders life*

*realises cant think that hard so ponders cherryade instead*

 

[Testin da Cable]

OMGOMGOMG KOOLAID CHERRY FLAVOUR!!@!22 WITH A SPOON!!!52

*attach Hash's pods to national grid*

 

[Wij]

*not boil kettle*

 

[Hashmonster]

*wince*

*squirm*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*film*

 

[Hashmonster]

*pose*

 

[Wij]

*ogle pokies*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*hand Wij cheese-grater*



gwaaaaahn then