Far Gate

[caLLous]

*make 1500th reply*

*boogie*

 

[Wij]

*invite others to 'fill in' any gaps that I rip in tdc*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*be filled*

 

[Wij]

*fill tdc's brain*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*feel slight tickle at back of left eyeball*

 

[Wij]

*increase 'tickling'*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*eyeball pop out*

 

[Wij]

*sit on eyeball*

 

[Furr]

*eat eyeball*
mmm tastes like sheep eyeballs.

 

[Hashmonster]

*eat sheep*

 

[mr.Blacky]

*hopes for Tdc that he cant see the inside of Furof's stumach*

 

[Munkey-]

*use buddah powers to push over megalomania statue of wij*

*float away contemplating the meaning of chocolate sprinkles*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*reincarnate as teabag*

 

[Wij]

*crush big buddha statue heads between enormous arms*

(noone will get that one )

 

[Testin da Cable]

I did. ouchie

 

[Furr]

hmmm i fancy a cuppa

*uses tea bag thats just lying around to make tea*

 

[Wij]

*lightly punch Furof in face*

*walk away*

*hear Furof chuckling that he's barely hurt at all*

*wait*

*hear Furof's head explode*







*steal Furof's tea*

 

[Furr]

*fall to the floor in a bloody heap*



*boogie*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*be drunk by Wij*

*cause yeast infection*

 

[Wij]

*find yeast in foreskin*

*vow never to drink tea with penis again*

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*drink tea with penis*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*wrinkle Wijprick*

 

[Xtro]

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIJ

/faints

hows daoc going?

 

[Wij]

*take penis out of tdc-tea*

DAoC is going OK but I don't have much time to play what with having a life and playing Warcraft 3

*start drinking tea again*

*wonder how penis can speak*

 

[Summo]

*attempt to sell Amazing Talking Vaginas!*


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*give it up as a failed business model*

*throw vaginas into wood-chipping machine*

 

[Wij]

*hold Summo's face in the spray of 'chips' flying out of the machine*

EAT IT B|0TCH !!!!11¬

 

[Testin da Cable]

*not come up with anything interesting*

 

[Summo]

*force-munch mutilated vaginas*

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*be reminded of sixth-form prom*

 

[Wij]

*also be reminded of Summo's prom*

How is your sister by the way ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

*fly away*

 

[Xtro]

*jizz on Wij*