Far Gate

[Wij]

*feel embarassed at dry cleaners*

 

[Xtro]

*works at dry cleaners and laughs at Wij!*

 

[Wij]

*has proper job and laughs at Xtro*

 

[Xtro]

*laughs cos dry cleaners is only a part time job so can indulge in knicker sniffing!...errr.errr*

shit!

busted again!

 

[Wij]

*come to pick up my dirty tranny-knickers*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*make new post on new internet capable home PC*

*engage in coprophilia and scatography with everyone*uke:

 

[Xtro]

urgh scat I know but wtf is the other thing frizz?

 

[Sir Frizz]

Coprophilia-

An unnatural interest in excrement that causes arousal.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*throw bits of camel dung at frizz*



wb btw

 

[Wij]

*hand frizz a flea turd*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*lift elephant p00 onto Wij*

*fill tdc's pant with manure*

*wedgie tdc*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*watch excess manure run down legs onto FrizzBoots*

 

[Wij]

*worry*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*flick specs of manure at Wij*

 

[Wij]

*dodge specks matrix-stylee*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*flick specs in reverse-dodge stylee*

 

[Sir Frizz]

*await sequel*

 

[Nibbler]

*Re-enters story, waving while at the wheel of a dump truck filled with poo poo*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*runs away screaming*

 

[Furr]

*aim LAW at nibbler*

 

[Wij]

*insert pump in Nibbler and pump him up till he bursts*

*dodge falling apple*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*be splattered with bits of burst nibbler*

 

[Embattle]

:uhoh:

 

[Munkey-]

*aim t-80 main cannon at furof*


see who dies first?

 

[Testin da Cable]

*fireflay everyone in sight BY MY MINDS POWAH*

 

[Wij]

*eat mushroom*

*grow to twice size and gain ability to throw fireballs*

*toast furof and munkey with fireball*

*jump on tdc's head and leave him squished*

*ride away on small dinosaur with yoyo for a tongue*



*wonder what the hell was in that mushroom*

 

[Testin da Cable]

*turn off the superNES*

 

[Wij]

whoa d00d - it's all like daaaaaark !

bad karma

 

[Testin da Cable]

*slowly remove cartridge*

 

[Wij]

I need more shrooms - these are wearing off !