Famous Last Words

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old.Attle

Guest
A classic from Malmohus:

"I'm at H now. I'll be coming to the lair in about 1 min"
 
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old.Gad

Guest
On moving between Innis and the Pookha Stone

"No way I am sitting here till morning. Don't worry, I'll come to you...."

And on the first floor of Muires tomb

Me: If you see a mummy hag, dont pull it. She will bring the Hell Hag, and like, 3 friends.
Ranger: NP....... inc hag
Me: Ruuuuun!!!

Needless to say the mummies kicked the bejeesus out of us, and we chose a new puller.
 
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old.job

Guest
Everyone's said it

Ok this is the one I always hear before gravesville

"Make this the last one"
 
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old.Crategus

Guest
'no end for taunt"
'oops wrong button'
'ALL ON ONE! PLS!'
'buff time... oops wrong button' :>
 
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Sortbane

Guest
"just wait a minute, going to test this new AOE spell I just got on that group of green mobs over there*
 
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old.Cru

Guest
"Don't worry how fast it is, I've got the /face macro programed in"

*Splat!*

"Oh yeah I took it out when I was using my new spell"
 
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old.jinny

Guest
My personal favourite from deep in Sheeroe hills after a near total massacre of 3 groups...

1) Anyone make it?
2) Yes about 6 left
1) Great any chance of a rez?
2) OOM need to rest.
3) I gotta log, going to suicide.
1) DISBAND!
2) DISBAND!
3) Not my fault, my group were all dead.
2) Well I am now...........

:rolleyes:
 
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old.Iunliten

Guest
<Me as shadowblade in gorge>
"I am unstealthed"
Guardian hits you for 500 damage
You have died.

<Me as warden yesterday>
"Can I join your group?"
"No we are doing fine"
playeringroup1 was killed by young irewood
playeringroup2 was killed by young irewood
playeringroup3 was killed by young irewood
playeringroup4 was killed by young irewood
playeringroup5 was killed by young irewood
playeringroup6 was killed by young irewood
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Well this had to be one of my strangest ones..not famous last words but...still...

You hit wood-eater ant for 9

Wood-eater ant calls for help

Wood-eater ant dies.

Wood-eater ant hits you.

You hit wood-eater ant for 9

Wood-eater ant calls for help

Wood-eater ant dies.

Wood-eater ant hits you.

(And so on and so on and so on for about 10-15 mins....)

Wood-eater ant dies.

/rest (Finally)

CAn you plz help PLZ!!?

Huh?)

Hill-cat hits you for 30 points

You die.
 
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old.Aird Fitzdeagle

Guest
"Now what is that little thing?"
Graugnar the troll examining a Tomte Aggressor... at his seventh season *cough*.... ;)

"Purple? That Pookha is just above red... just keep healing my Underhill."
Aird to Arienh, who had voiced doubts about attacking that Pookha.. for a reason *cough*

"Just try rooting it again."

"Alright... if I say RUN, run towards the basar. I will sick ol' Underhill on that Amadan and see how he does."
... did anyone run? Uhm...nooo... they kept bashing it ;)

"Don't worry Fury Sprites and Ire wolves are not social... how should THOSE two be related?"

"Eeep! A spider! Kill it!!"
Arienh in Muire Tomb *snicker*
 
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Sortbane

Guest
*ok, we're by the N now, we'll be at lair in a min*

********* was killed by a Drakulv Protectioner
********* was killed by a Drakulv Protectioner
********* was killed by a Drakulv Protectioner
********* was killed by a Drakulv Protectioner
********* was killed by a Drakulv Protectioner

(taken from Malmohus :D )
 
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klavrynd

Guest
"anyone aggro to alfs?"

"these are neutral"

"muahahhaha you're gray now ... REVENGE"
... calls for help and you get jumped by tons of the little tomte bastards

"hell no i cant tank"

"i'm taking the gobo teleporter back .... wtf i lost exp"
(after we called the goblins near Caer Ulfwych the goblin teleporter since we were doing some deliver quests from campacorentin station and needed to report back to our trainers and suiciding below lvl 5 ....)


"exp sucks "

you cant enter combat with an instrument
you cant enter combat with an instrument
you cant enter combat with an instrument
you cant enter combat with an instrument
(even tho i bet my lute should be able to hit for 1.2 dps if whacked hard enough :) )

"they won't try that a second time"

"dont go near him he'll probably have a stealther near him"

edit : forgot some
 

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