Famous Last Words

[Damini]

Aphex will testify to this one...

"Ok, well if you want to find me I'm in the middle of Myrkwood, by some trees ansssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

 

[old.yaruar]

Originally posted by Damini
The middies here might recognise this one from a certain quest...

"So we just have to defend the healer, right?"

LOL

First tiem I saw those guys they were very purple to me. They took out the healer, all the Characters and one of the NPC guards (at elast, I was dead by then...)

that's a nasty nasty quest.....

 

[old.hidden]

best one ever...

<MrX> Ok guys, i gotta go, ill just go suicide on the dragon to get back to cots.
<MrY> k mate, just remember to disband first...

<BOOM>

<MrX> whoops...

 

[old.Floored]

The tank's favorite

Tank "Don't worry, I'll taunt it off you when it gets close"
You miss
the pookha hits [insert pullers name here] for lots
You miss
...
You miss
...
the pookha hits [insert pullers name here] for even more
[insert pullers name here] dies

 

[cjc1665]

Famous last words?

-- I'm just logging off to see if my other account, which was terminated in error earlier on this afternoon, has been reactivated. I'll only be two minutes. The update server's always up.

 

[bracken_woodman]

CAUTION: SPOILER...

To activate a cheat which leads to almost certain death type in

/g 0.2 to level



I've tried it, it really works!!!

 

[old.Khain]

"After we go live and do the first patch we will patch about 3 days after US"

GOA


got to be the best

 

[Olgark]

Originally posted by Damini
The middies here might recognise this one from a certain quest...

"So we just have to defend the healer, right?"

hehehe pah got to defend the healer from one blue con guy easy.

* A minute latter after running from 20 Svartlefs you /pray *

And another one .

First guy:" No guys leave the Dverges alone, trust me."
Second Guy : " Nah we ok, we can kill three fire giants easy, and these have some nice drops."
First guy: " Ok I leave you to it then, good luck."

* First guy walks away whilst watching *
Second guy was killed by a Dverge sparkler
Third guy was killed by a Dverge
And so on .......

 

[cleeve]

Registration & My account problems
[05-21-2002]

The registration page and the 'My account' section were down for 30 minutes or so this afternoon. Everything should be back to normal now, we are sorry for the inconvenience.

;p



Revor (in a strangely humerous mood)

 

[matax]

Would be funny Rev if I could get into the damm game

 

[old.stroke]

Tonight:

"I'm just gonna relog, brb"

 

[Riddler]

lol @ the task, tæsk thing

skal jeg denge deg i taska? ...but on the other hand, i have my hols in denmark every year (roskilde! =) ) and i just cant stop laughing when i see "Tasker og Punger, 50% Rabatt" on certain street signs in copenhagen

and oh...cant log in either...whats up? =(

 

[SFXman]

Re: Famous last words...

Originally posted by Pouget
"Only one pulls."

HAHHAHAHAH! This has to be the best one so far

"Oh come on, there are 8 of us and only one of them! CHARRRRGEEEEE!"

"Look, there are no aggros in this room so we can just waltz through."

"Man, I can take on any orange."

"Check out this one shot."

"Nah, he is a vet and knows how to pull."

 

[old.dittytwo]

Re: Re: Famous last words...

Can you help me do this [insert Quest Here] all we have to do is kill [insert monster here]

half way through one goes LD

 

[old.Verata]

The best ones always come up while you're hunting in the Bog:

"Hey there's a whole city there. Let's check it out."

"There's a horse and a siabra walking through the water over there"
"Pull them. We take pooks and siabras easy."

"Wow siabra arch-magi! They drop uber staffs! Pull it!"

My personal all-time favourite, for any occasion:

"Oh shit..."


And my personal best: Was on my first trip to Yggdra and level 34-35 or so being led by Twiz, Brannor and a few others. I was told to stay in battle mode because if there were any archers around, I'd stand a better chance of blocking. Of course half way through Odin's there's a 200ft surprise waiting for you. At that point, forgetting I was in battle mode, I just had to click on him to find out what he conned to me.

No last words were necessary...

 

[old.dittytwo]

Originally posted by Verata
My personal all-time favourite, for any occasion:
"Oh shit..."
And my personal best: Was on my first trip to Yggdra and level 34-35 or so being led by Twiz, Brannor and a few others. I was told to stay in battle mode because if there were any archers around, I'd stand a better chance of blocking. Of course half way through Odin's there's a 200ft surprise waiting for you. At that point, forgetting I was in battle mode, I just had to click on him to find out what he conned to me.
No last words were necessary...

Classic I think we have all been there done that at some point in our careers, oo look at that guard "thwack"

 

[old.Elerand Fiornol]

"Hey, this is easy exp...Arrrgh >dies<"

 

[Fex]

Going back to the oh look i'm .2 to level thing. It happened to me a few days ago in good old Spinelhalle. I had a day off work and really wanted to get to level 35 for some reason so off i went on my merry travels. I arrived at about 11am and didnt leave till about 8pm oh christ what a horrible day that was. So anyhow We're stood killing Scavs and doing a damn good job too when a spind bug the bastard manslayer that lives in a wall comes walking through wiping the whole party out. I was .5 to level then so we get a rez and are just about to start again when the manslayer decides to get some revenge, i'm now 1 bub from level. Again we rez and Yleg decides to have a go at us, end result 1 dead party and 1.7 bubs to go.

I'll never say "Oh look lads i've only got .5 to go " again

Damini your a star and i'll never forget the wierd conversations we used to have which your sentances used to end with ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

 

[madferrit]

Hmmm im gonna pick this one because it always gets announced in the groups im in at the time, especially poignant when a noob is visiting for the first time.....youd of thought id of learnt by now!

Echo room in Barrows on left hand side in 'safe' spot next to ravine.

<All knowing Cleric> ' OK guys, if anyone falls off the cliff u must disband IMMEDIATELY ok?'

<Noob> 'What cliff.. OOOOoo this one, why?'

**ARRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh**
Sound of falling noob followed by instant reduction of all his health

<A n other> 'WTF!! look at all that lot coming our way ....ooohhh shi....'

*Visions of train of death hurtling up the ravine to annihalate the group*

<Noob> from bind point 'Umm sry guys.. shall we go get our graves?'

SIGH! the amount of times this has happend... its not even funny.


OH and my favourite one that Sorcs all know and hate..

<Sorc> 'Guys DONT hit the mezzed ones.'
<Tank> 'Which are the mezzed ones'
<Sorc> /em smacks head and reaches for the describe mezzed macro.
<Tank> 'oh.. ok' continues to hit all mezzed critters.

Critter breaks mezz and charges sorc... 2 hits later.

<Sorc> 'FFS!! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?'


Mio
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Have rez and not afraid to use it

 

[old.Sohawen]

This is an old one but i couldnt resist ...

Sorry Mojo

ok the tripod have funny things ..
use this one open in new window
http://sohawen.tripod.com/sshot024.jpg

.. arrh again dorn tripod ...
u need to copy and paste it in browser

 

[Gimly]

Guy. 1 = What do you mean we cant get back

Guy. 2 = There is a resporn behind us

Guy. 1 = Dont worry I have a cunning plan.

 

[Dalby]

-you little over nuking ingreat!
-do they baf?
-oh only one elf!
-dont nuke so early
-you do way to much dmg
-oh no INC!
-ffs!
-gooooooooobs
-damn, fell down
-stupid bug! (somebody fell through floor)

 

[old.Carnak]

I think the famous last words i remember most vividly are:

"ohh no, we can easily take a giant, believe me"

"i know tombraider mercs, they're only level 20ish. they'll be easy"

"giant skeles are easy. good exp and good loot, what more could you want?"

[EDIT] ohh and: "DONT USE AOE SPELLS TO PULL FFS" [EDIT]

 

[Tigerius]

Another Dartmoor classic:
"Lets cross side"

And a Cornwall classic:
"Noone is aggro to farmers right?"

And a tribute to my favourite cuddly tinman
"These giants con green, I can take them aaaaaall"

 

[--Eraser--]

funny

i really pissed my pants reading these famous last words.
many times thought like "yeah thats it! this i like most...
oki next reply...even better, lol..."

to be honest i mostly die without saying something, cause i think of the healers in my party to know their job and always have a finger on the instant button for the tiny-fast-dying casters.
if i could type that fast i might do a "hey, cant u see i am nearly dead, DO SOMETHING! tanks to me, instants on me, quick fast hurry up!", but though i cannot i just wait and grow an evil and silent death

so the last words are the ones where u dont expect to die (like most of the funny examples here), hihi.

my favorites are:

"i could need a hand here" (my standard macro for bad situations)


"wizzies are no wussies, shut up i dont need protect or guard"

"oh oh..."

"on me !!!!"

"no panic, i just completed my risen cloth set af 42..."

"dont tell me when start casting, i know my job!"

"your bolts are empty? i can pull with smaller fireball"

"may i have an int buff instead of dex and hitpoints?"

"tank should grow all aggro, he's 2 lvls higher then me..."


and the last and most annoying atm (greetings to tempestblade at this point) is

"ok, one last try with these spectral wizzies...and in conclusion i can maybe survive one of their fireballs...just make sure u got an eye on the adds..."

 

[old.Rhino-DAoC]

Best ones Ive said is:

"Dont worry im a very experienced Healer.."

"Only one person pulls plz"

"on me........guys.........ON ME!!!!" (Followed by the sounds of death)

"K, they've got enough aggro to do group heal" (I said in my head, while in the catacombs ((can guess what happens)) )

"Nah dont think that giant will add"

"run?.......RUN!!....wait we might do this.....RUN!!"

"Those are too hard for us but ok...we can try them"

"Its ok, these parths don't add"


Theres more, but cant remember them atm

 

[Belsameth]

soon to be heard in RvR

"oh, it are just a few greycon Lurikeens"

 

[Krillin]

I've had a few but here are the ones that stand out are

while a low level 20 i was hunting in the entrance of keltoi and received this msg

<DEAD GUY>Can you rez me?
<me>sure where are you?
<DEAD GUY>ant room
<me>yeah no worries

2 minutes later the ikkle cleric is dead on the way to rez

<x>Does it BAF?
<y>I've never seen it add and i've been coming here for ages
X dies to big creature
y dies to big creature
<x>i thought you said it didn't baf?
<y>well they didn't last time

other classics are

<X>WTF is that thing?!?
<y>i don't know but lets kill it

the funniest thing i have ever done wa sin lyyn barfog

after trying to find the stupid place i saw the tower and some guards standing there. Thinking i'd be safer i proceeded to run into the middle of them and sit down where i was then promptly hit by 6 of them quickly

death followed quickly

 

[old.Grymshadow]

Me. "I wouldnt sit there mate, mobs pop on this spot"
Him "okay"

this point is filled with non-movement and you know hes thinking your trying to be an uber player who knows all


10secs later, pop....ouch...ugh..ouch... /y....dead

 

[old.Normengast]

My famous last words are:

"Damm, this snow is like one inch cold"

"Ok, who pulls the next one?" whith everyone eating snow.

Or, like that one time where i was killing around vindsaul faste and that guy came who needed to do the swift quest. You have to kill the mob to get a ring. So while fighting i suddenly see <brave dude> was killed by Swift. Went up to the lad and asked what happened since he should have been able to kill it without fuzz as a Runemaster (caster).
reply:

"oh, i thought i had to talk to him"

Another one,

Was killing snowmen around level 20 at the relik keep with me skald in a full party. I was the puller (snare is quite long distance). It was going too smooth so that we came to a point where there were no snowmen left.

<partymember> pull us something hard
<me> well, nothing more up here, except ice block
<partymember> ok, pull it, we'll be ok
I pull, walk down, everyone attacks, first mob hit takes like 80% off of our tank's hp.
<Mob>Wack.. wack.. party down.
<me> was that hard enough?