Famous Last Words

[Addlcove]

if its any consilation (sp?) to you "task" in danish is "tæsk" pronounced very badly and "tæsk" means geting beat (is a longshot and irrelivant and im broed )

 

[old.Machiavelli]

"Hey, who wants to go see the dragon?"

 

[old.stroke]

Well, "task" in swedish is another word for dick, and you can understand that it's pretty funny sometimes. "Got a task?", "I'm just gonna finish this task".
Especially since we tend to adopt english words you can sometimes see the whole sentences in swedish with "task" kept...

 

[old.Lianuchta]

"Let's go deeper into the dungeon. The loot is way better there"

 

[Addlcove]

you mean sentences like

jeg kan ikke klare min task alene???? (its danish since I cant type swedish )

I can see the funny thing there ))

for all you non scandinavians

it says

"I can´t handle my task alone"
OR
"I can´t handle my dick alone"

your choice

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

im danish to, didnt know abouth the swedish task

 

[Galatea]

" I dare you to root the glacier giant..."

 

[old.Zeikerd]

While resting on the Salisbury Plains after a nice fight:
guy:"look out!"
other guy: "huh?"

 

[old.Zeikerd]

Also nice one:
"please don't 'help' me, you leech xp"
And 30 seconds later he is dead

 

[old.Reckless <Lion>]

Famous last words....

"may i join your group?"

"no, we have enough for this spot!"


....2 mins later, you can guess what happened!

 

[old.Tohtori]

WEll...

"That doesn´t look so hard"

"OMG! I got over 200 hp! I will never die!"

"See guys? With my new armor the mob can´t hit me"

"Go left there´s aggros on your right! Go left!..left...your other left..."

"Back...where is everyone?"

 

[Damini]

From UO...

Being led for the first time into the new lands by a friend I had just made. Completely lost.

New friend: Can you track for humans? Any near?

Damini: No, none close at all.

New friend: Good. *Corp Por!*
* Vas Flam!* etc... etc....

Much Benny Hill style running, hiding, being revealed, flame walling and shenanigans for a while, before I stand my ground to die*

Damini: Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed

DEAD

Sconed... Oh, the poor spelling indignity of it all.


My faves from Daoc so far;

"Hmmm, I think we can take it"

"Brush cat??"

"Do these things nuke?"

"Why are you all running?"

 

[old.stroke]

Yeah... "stop running!!!"

 

[Addlcove]

I remember one from beta and my first RvR experience, me and a mate had just come through amg when a shitload of albs came running, we just /y whats happening and I think we got at least 5 replies

/y RUUUN CC IS COMMING


a sidenote is, my neighbour is called cc so I didnt run, I was too busy laughing because he´s such a teddybear he wouldnt harm a fly, and the thought of him chasing men in armor... well

 

[old.dittytwo]

Re: WEll...

Originally posted by Tohtori
"Go left there´s aggros on your right! Go left!..left...your other left..."

hahaha
women playing again
sorry to any women reading

 

[Lafala Arifel]

Re: Re: WEll...

Originally posted by dittytwo


hahaha
women playing again
sorry to any women reading

I would post something defensive here, but if any of my guild members read it, they would laugh at it until they went blue

My typical famous last words:

"I don't need an escort thanks, I know where I'm going"

"But I was following your directions, you told me to go east from X, oh wait, west..."

"Cliffs of Moher? I hunted there lots, I know the area well..."

 

[old.dittytwo]

Re: Re: Re: WEll...

The worst thing is that I am like that too



"right the task said head west out of here"

 

[Damini]

The middies here might recognise this one from a certain quest...

"So we just have to defend the healer, right?"

 

[old.Woodmansee]

Charge!!!!!!
Oki get ready Im pulling the gaurds!

 

[c0ngo]

My favorite was

'The Pygmy Goblin calls for help'

Which was normaly followed by

'RUN !!!'

'**** we're dead '

'**** we pulled the whole ******* hill'

'OMFG how many ?'

Or something similar.

 

[Lafala Arifel]

"Ah, good, our crowd controller is here! We can pull the ones that bring friends now."

 

[old.Zeikerd]

Originally posted by C0ngo
My favorite was

'The Pygmy Goblin calls for help'

Which was normaly followed by

'RUN !!!'

'**** we're dead '

'**** we pulled the whole ******* hill'

'OMFG how many ?'

Or something similar.

>Lets pull a Pygmy.
>But probably 3 will come.
>Don't worry, we can take them

3th Pygmy is almost dead:
<>Pygmy calls for help
30 Pygmy respond to the distress call and the whole party is wiped out within 10 seconds. We had so much fun

 

[old.dittytwo]

The ultimate

"Ok so which one are we attacking... oh f......"

 

[old.Reckless <Lion>]

"All /stick on Reckless!"


"Shall we try a double pull?"

 

[old.The McScrooges]

'Hey! How you doin'
F6
F6
F6
F6
F6
F6
Enter
You say 'Hey! How you doin'
F6
Dead.

The McScrooges - Wee and Lil

 

[Flimgoblin]

"Hey lets try these tomb raider mercenaries, they can't be _that_ purple!"

 

[old.Andromalius]

-"Hey look a pooka herd! Let's pull them before going to emain. I pull one".
-"That's no pooka that's GRAND pookas!"
-"Run!"

 

[old.Reckless <Lion>]

"its ok, ponies are neutral!"

 

[old.Enflo]

'Im just gonna see if i can solo that (insert Mob Here)......'

'What's that? Is it neutral?'

'I'm Just gonna get a pet, BRB.....'

 

[Chenuba]

Heal