Famous Last Words

[old.Paranoid]

An Lyn Barfog...

King of the Hills giant dude...


a) "Hes only lvl 60"
b) "take out the scouts around him first"
c) "ok, go go go"
d) "your lvl 46 mate, you hit first"
c) "ok"
c) "%^$£ 1/3 health gone in one hit"
c) "heal heal heal"
c) "ROFL... ah well"

 

[Elvewen]

This sort of sums it up

It cons purple.. run away

( Not of my making but dam funny )

 

[old.Cero]

stats?

 

[[TNN]Aardvark]

"We've made it to WC, the pygmies don't follow this far"

"Don't worry, the Cornwall station guards can take that cailech guard"

"Ok guys, I'm gonna disband and run to exit, I should be ok" (I chain died 5 times after this, killing about 20 ppl that tried to help/res me )

"Has he gone LD in the gob spawn?"

 

[old.Organ-Grinder]

i think my funnyest last words were " 1212112121111112222121211212122121212" or last numbers this has happened to me plenty of times . i cant be assed explaining it but peeps who done this will know even worse if i was on my cleric or caster

"WTF"
"LOL"
"DISBAND before u leave dungeon mate"
"lets stealth past them . they wont see us"
me as lvl 22 "im just gonna go see how deep into dartmoor i can get"
"nooooo my lag ghost"
"YEY im in yggdra" then imediatly followed by a patrol ganking me
"lets trrade those items now whilst we rest"
"NO POW"
"Dont go to close to mid tk or guards will come"

 

[old.Wut]

Mmm cookie

 

[old.HiredGoon]

/y KEEN DOWN!!!

 

[Leah]

I'm gutted that I missed rvr this evening.
Logged on around 11pm gmt and created Chakakeen - gonna make her a ranger.

Had a great time hunting with some new guildies Can't wait for the next rvr session.

PS: Can't remember the last time I had so much fun!

 

[old.tRoG]

"We need to pull these faster!"

Then 20 mobs jump on you...

 

[DeSlisser]

40 keens (keen 1 to 40 ) all lvl 1-6 in Muire Tomb a lvl 12-20 dungeon.

Keen1: ill pull that purp there, all hit it ok?

He pulls

Keen2-40: Keen Down!

Keen26:Keen POWA

Keen3,8,21,35etc:Keen Down *5

Keen39:Hell no we won't grow

Keen17:KEEN POWA

after killing the mob with horendous losses, Keen28: Lets go further in, we can zerg them

Bit further in dungeon

All keens: Do we release??


Honourable mention to the Bolg slaves that attended

 

[Tasans]

No guys leave the Dverges alone, trust me

I pity the ones who kill dverges before completing their epic.
I had a friend who went there to talk to the smith when all the camp decides to nuke him How a big fat troll dies within a few milisecs
Oh last words:
"Whats the worst it could happen?"
"Healer run...NO DONT INSTA US RUN..." <thwak> healer dead
1-"Oh look a clay jotun that runs fast i hit it"
2-"No its a scout it will bring friends..."
1-"Hey i shoot it but it run back the the camp hehe"
2-"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun"
<The scout returns with 10 more friends>
"Shall we get back to our graves?"

 

[old.Tartanyak]

Death usually follows the cry of:

Sod it! - GO!

but today death for my level 32 shaman followed:

<me> Okay, pulling a wolf now...
You cast Fungal thorn. You hit winter wolf for 3 damage.
<me (while running back to group)> Okay, this one's quite high level...

 

[old.Gillaien]

Famous last words...?

"Go over there and ask that dragon for the way out, will you?"
(of course he's gonna show you the way out, he only demands some exp and a grave... and oh yeah, it hurts a little. better bring map next time)

"I hope you know where you're going, there's supposed to be a group of aggro stealth mobs around here..."
(that the point where you realise that you need a gfx card that can actually display the compass...)

"No, we got all stealthers now. Oh wait, I think we missed one!"
(well he surely didn't miss them...)


Thats only some I could think of now... might add some more later

 

[Feldegast]

Not from Daoc but a good one;

Bah its only a rabbit.

or

Ahh thats easy.... aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

 

[SoWat]

<dead person> Can you rez me pls?
<me> Where are you?
<dead person> (insert horribly dangerous place)
<me> Umm, well I'll try
...Cadire was killed by a....
<me> Sorry, I got killed on the way
<dead person> oh it's ok, I already got rezzed

 

[Unandra]

Famous last words..

- sorry m8, tried to get aggro.. ...

 

[SilverHood]

"get back a bit"

the best one in spindel:
Me: "anyone aggro on tunnelhosts?"
Party : " dead silence"

 

[old.Wels]

me (trying to say, but doesn't show): I think I am laging
group: Where is he running?
group: Uh oh, ru.........

 

[tilde]

walking out from our pk, hear one guy /y [caps]:

"ORDEN HISPANICA LEFT FLANK, GOL RIGHT FLANK!"

man, ive never laffed that much

 

[Spudgie]

"Just going for coffee c[ ] brb"

2 being quickcast and 8 being stun
"282828282828"

"Don't pull spriggit, he pulls the room"
"But we've cleared it"
pop, pull, argh

"Fatbelly is around here somewhere"

"GUARDS!!!!"

I CF killing Gorbachends
"Time for Vindi guys"
"Lets try again"
"One last go its at 1/2hp"

"ADD ON ME"

"Grp-insta used"
whack druid dead

"Im gonna mezz the azures and we'll run right by"

"Druid LD, don't pull"

"Grovewoods don't add if your soloing"

To a low-level bard in a pbaoe group
"Watch for the Banshees dd m8, it'll pop u in one-hit"

"Isn't Notned an Uber Finliath??"

"Careful arken is camping outside ligen"

"Don't go any closer to the TK"

"Lets go take Dun Crunchy back, theres enough of us"

"You know Wraith Drakes are level 65?"

"Aren't Giant Lusus's fkin ugly, lets kill one"

"If things go pear-shaped, resser run"

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by Spudgie
2 being quickcast and 8 being stun
"282828282828"

roftlmao

 

[cjc1665]

While stealthing ahead in the frontier near bled last night:

'found one!'

 

[SFXman]

Originally posted by cjc1664
While stealthing ahead in the frontier near bled last night:

'found one!'

lol! All of a sudden millions come from behind some trees.

 

[Spudgie]

"Lets get that grey con Dwarf jumping up and down over by the hill"

 

[old.Verata]

As easy as it might be to look back at famous last words and laugh, don't you find the opposite end of the spectrum absolute brilliant? As an example:

A group of 4 noobs (well new to Mid anyway) are hunting in Myrkwood a little way north of Gna and probably too close to Spin. We are 15 Thane, 13 Skald, 13 Zerk, 12 Healer. We see slinkers. They all con yellow/orange with the occasional red. Despite wanting to keep Arachite faction, we decide to hunt them for a while because there are so many and they're such a nice con. They move in pairs so it was fairly obvious that we'd get an add each time. The first few pulls worked very well. We moved further north and started finding more and more. Then finally, after a short rest, we pull a shaman, he bafs and as we enter combat, there's a mass pop. Of course we're in the middle of the spawn area. The chat window start to look like this:

Zerk: Add!
Thane: Add!
Skald: Add!
Healer: SHIT!!
Zerk: I got add
Skald: Add S!
Healer: ON ME! GET IT OFF! AAAAH!
Thane: Adds E - I got em
Zerk: 2 Adds W - I got em (Womble mode on)
Healer: SPIDER!! AAAAAAAH!!

You get the idea.

By the time the adds stopped aggroing us, we were all still alive, even the healer, although all of us on near zero mana and hp. We checked back through the logs and had killed 14 slinkers and spiders of various sorts.

Any one of those lines in the chat could have been famous last words, but hell, doesn't it feel good when you pull something like that off?

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Spudgie
"Lets get that grey con Dwarf jumping up and down over by the hill"

ROFL god that's funny

A famous granny special : "OK everyone /stick to me, I know a safe route"

From the Sheeroe Hills the other day : "afk 1 min" "me too, need a wee" "ok i'll relog" "afk too, brb" "NooOOooo not all at once!!!"

 

[old.LittleDwarf]

<Player 1> I know the way to Vanern everyone stick on me
*Couple of mins later*
<Player 2> Why have you took us to Gotar?

 

[old.dittytwo]

ok had this yesterday
playing as a healer in camalot just next to cotswold village
me and another (armsman) player were attacking sprigains
we were both lvl 3 and the sprigains were yellow and oragne to us

healer: right the buff from the wizzard has worn off so why don't we try an orange if we die well we are only lvl 3 so we lose nothing

Armsman: ok

healer: right you go for it an i will heal you

Armsman: ok i'll pull

healer: k cool

we proceed to pull AN orange sprigain
we get it down to half HP, after useing heal on arsman constantly

healer: out of power

healer:coming in to attack

armsmank going to....

armsman dies a tragic death

healer :run
healer OH!!
healer continues to hit with mace and realises that he is going to die so puts sprint on and runs to cotswold village

armsman: sorry about that

healer: I made it to the village i have no idea how i must have about 4HP left
healer sits and watches hp crawl back up

armsman:hahahaha
armsman:where are you, we will regorup and run back to sort it out.

healer: by the stone mason

armsman: it is still after you

healer: what!!!

Thwak sprigian hits you for 8 dmg (alot when you is lvl 3)

what follows is a sence form benny hill with me running arround and right up through the gates of camalot

armsman: that was funny never seen them come that far

 

[old.Gad]

Me (Warden): Oh goody. Do I get to tank?

Also

Me: Do you guys want the bubble or the damage add?

 

[old.tuppe]

Keen Down