Famous Last Words

[Sortbane]

We've all had them, and we've all found out HOW stupid it was
anyways, as a little break from all the whining on this board post your favourite last words here so we all can laugh at them

Here's some of mine:

..."it migth work"
..."how purple can it really be?"
..."we can't be that unlucky 2 times in a row, lets try again"
..."lets try again"

 

[Feldegast]

"Only four, no 6, shit 9, gah 12!..."

 

[old.Andromalius]

-"What's the siabra queen aggro range?"

 

[Pouget]

Famous last words...

"Only one pulls."

 

[Addlcove]

this one isnt daoc related but fun none the less

<argus>oh dear
<argus>we´re going to split

(taken from irc)

this is my altime favorit last words now for the daoc related

"was this eoc?"

"DONT PULL OOM" (who hasnt tried that one at least once?)

 

[old.Sami]

"Out of the way, monkeys!! I can't mezz."
"Realm guards don't come this far out."
"Relax, I know how to use AE."

 

[Addlcove]

og btw I forgot one

"oops"

 

[Brannor McThife]

Standing at the T-junction of the valley between Alb PK and AMG in Emain...after having all the parties with Skalds run off after the few Albs leaving the Midgard force strung out.

Glauthrong:"Hmm, the Albs ran away, but not to their PK, it may be a trap."
[Unnamed L50 Thane]:"ROFL"
[Unnamed L50 Thane]:"ROFL"
[Unnamed L50 Thane]:"Trap?"
[Unnamed L50 Thane]:"Just look at all of us, they can't trap us."

<Glauthrong decides to return to the AMG, crests the small hill, and proceeds to see a force of "Lots of Hibs at AMG!" [quote from someone on AS]>

Gee, no. Not a trap. The other realms are just too stupid to sandwich Midgard...

-G

 

[old.Spug]

Heh, I've a good'n from a guild mate last night...


"I'm pulling the manslayer, it only conns red to me..."

the manslayer then pulled most of Spindelhalla with it....

 

[old.Braecia]

One of my famous last words:

"Let's try one of them and see how it goes..."

 

[old.dittytwo]

"Naaa they don't add we will be alright pull that red one DOhhhhhhh........"

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

"afk for 1 min"
"dont pull, healer ld"

 

[Elvewen]

"Look out for that Troll"
...
"What Troll"
...
SPLAT

 

[granny]

"It's ok, i've only had a couple of beers tonight"

"Don't break mez ok?"

"Over there looks like a safe place to rest"

"er.. wrong quickbar, sorry guys..."

"Don't worry, I can mez these noooo problem!"

 

[old.Hendrick]

"With the right equipment, I can take oranges no sweat."

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing."

 

[old.dittytwo]

"oooo look at that big gray statue guys look at that.... guys "
"aaaarrrrrrggghhhhhh"

 

[ImLestat]

A classic line that most often gets the whole group killed:

"These are too easy, let's find some harder mobs..."

 

[old.Velo]

- run?

 

[old.Ziera]

I guess the most famous last word in DAoC is:

RUN!!!!

 

[NetNifty]

"u recon they're grouped?"

 

[galdora]

"Make sure we all hit the same one"

 

[dozigden]

Un-named troll: "Theres lots of graves over there it must be a good spot!"

 

[old.Twiztid]

"i wonder what damage i can do to the glacier giant"

 

[old.Zeikerd]

HELP!

 

[old.Zeikerd]

Tank: "This would be a good time to heal me"
Healer: "OOM"

 

[old.Lonewolf]

"Trust me these don't BAF"

"ASSIST ASSIST MACRO ASSIST FFS!?!?!?!"

Two classics

Oh and the best one on Albion in Lyonesse

"Er is that 3 pygmy goblin or the whole hill?"

 

[Addlcove]

one I encountered with my sorc after "petting" a goblin scout (yes I know that is misunderstandable so please don´t)


tank "damn I though it was the pet" (we got jumped by gobos)

 

[Hufner]

Do these Manslayers baf?
Nah!

 

[Brannor McThife]

Hey! Look! The Stor Ekyps is all alone! Gank it!!!!

<Followed by scenes of much swearing, futile running, and death, after it BAH>

BAH = Bring A Horde - A room full of Ekyps Gunslings just waiting to help...

-G

 

[old.chesnor]

I once had "/say task" macroed on #7 on quick bar 2. Mezz was on #7 on quickbar 1. Pulled a mob, got and add, automatically targetted it and pressed #7 as I had done hundreds of times before.

You say "task"
You say "task"
You say "task"
You say "task"
You say "task"
You are hit by the <badass mob> for <large amounts of> damage.
You have died...

D'oh! Wrong quickbar....