Ever wanted to confess?

[SAS]

http://grouphug.us/random/

(refresh for more confessions, and click on the underlined words for confessions related to that topic)

Example:

I had sex with my best friends dog. He was just sitting there, and I was really sexually aroused. We haven't talked for month. Whenever I drive by, the dog barks.

Enjoy

 

[SilverHood]

Think someone posted this link back on the BW forums, but it's a good read anyway

 

[tRoG]

Errrr....

There are some strange people, and strange things, in this world.

 

[Stimpy]

I had sex with my best friends dog. He was just sitting there, and I was really sexually aroused. We haven't talked for month. Whenever I drive by, the dog barks.

This story has me worried. I once slept on the sofa at a mates house after a night out, when I got home I realised my underpants where on the wrong way round, now everytime I go round to my mates house his dog tries to jump on me and barks alot, I thought he was just very friendly but do you think he's trying to tell me something?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Great site, can be a bit hard to read sometimes.

So many people need to be culled, so so many.

 

[mookie]

hah, this site rules.

once when I was babysitting i tried to get the family dog to fuck me. when i couldn't make it work, i spread ketchup between my legs and let the dog lick it off until i came.

animal porn really turns me on

So many people need to be culled, so so many.

funnily, i think that all the time. walking down the street i wonder if anyone would notice if i killed all the dickheads on the corner drinking cider and swearing at passers by. heh. Also, after reading American psycho i think i went crazy for a few days. i had a lot of very violent thoughts. Damn Patrick Bateman.

 

[Wij]

That's really depressing tbh :/

 

[Wazzerphuk]

American Psycho = Best book I've ever read.

Brett Easton Ellis is a fucking genius and his narrativ blew me away.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Seriously fucked up...but on the other hand, it kinda makes me feel well adjusted and normal.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Seriously fucked up...but on the other hand, it kinda makes me feel well adjusted and normal.

And then you look at your sig and wake up.

 

[Teren]

One time while my brother was sleeping i pooped on his face and said the dog did it. He said that he could see corn in it and that dogs didnt eat corn. I said that we gave the dog the rest of the Thanks giving left overs............ it was june....... He believed me....... sorry bro.

corn anyone?

The best sex I ever had was in my head.

thats, like, in the ear?

I am a 21 year old male but I like watching men in the gym. I sometimes touch myself from "there" while doing so. Later I feel embarrassed and I punish myself for that by beating myself with a leather strap. I don't know how to get rid of my weird habits but I can't live like this no longer.

no comment.... :barf:

I've masturbated to the matrix about 20 times.

again, no comment

one time i was supposed to be babysitting my younger sister's hampster so i took it to work with me and i work at a restaurant and i don't know where it went but i think it fell in the soup...

lol

I smoke way too much pot.

i envy you..... not

I hate sex. People always abuse it. Whenever I hear about cheating or rape I feel like hanging the man by the balls.

And you know, i don't even care if women do it, they deserve revenge... they've been enduring it for so long.

I fantasise about cutting men's dicks all the time. It destroys love and changes it to lies and jealousy.

Because of how men act I have a phobia of sex... and when I actually want to try with someone I love it hurts me so much I have to see a doctor about it.

I like hearing about people dying... I want humanity to stop existing.

visit a phyciatrist(sp?)

I took a shower with a girl when i was like 13 or something... way too old to be taking showers with friends.
I am a girl.

Also, i masturbate every night before i go to bed, even if there is someone else in the room.

no comment

I pushed a retarded kid down a flight of stairs once in grade school.

evuul xD

I like shoving things in my anus when my parents are sleeping the next room over.

ewww..... :barf:



will continue later

 

[Munkey]

wow. no we dont need to read it. Teren can just tell us instead

 

[Teren]

worship me xD

 

[caLLous]

You think the post's over and then the sig starts... :\

 

[Teren]

You think the post's over and then the sig starts... :\

lol, yea my sig is big

 

[Wij]

Most of em are made up.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

What? The DAoC sigs?

Wouldn't surprise me ;D

 

[Xtro]

"sometimes when im having anal sex with my girlfriend i get a little of her shit on my penis. after we finish, i wipe it on her vegetarian margarine."


that made me laugh out loud

 

[TdC]

and me I fear for the world sometimes, the internet makes my belief that there is a future for humanity at large plummit to new lows on a daily basis :/

 

[Wij]

and me I fear for the world sometimes, the internet makes my belief that there is a future for humanity at large plummit to new lows on a daily basis :/

Yeh. And then I come here.

 

[mookie]

When I was about 13, I peed in my super soaker. Then I squirted my friend in the face. He said "Dude, that water tastes like shit!" Then I said, "Pretty Close" and ran away laughing. I'm not sure he ever realized it was piss.

i wish there was a smiley for me rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. damn. pee in a supersoaker!

 

[dysfunction]

lol, yea my sig is big

Its not when you have sig settings set to 5 lines!

 

[Will]

Or switched off totally.

 

[Wij]

Or switched off totally.

How else could I easily plonk you

 

[Will]

How else could I easily plonk you

Have you tried clicking it?

 

[Wij]

Have you tried clicking it?