Question elephant swaffling

[Zebolt]

Where's the option: "Stop the useless attention whore polls" ? :>

 

[TdC]

I was gentle!

 

[Will]

Where's the option: "Stop the useless attention whore polls" ? :>

"Welcome to the complaints department"

*swaffles*

 

[Uara]

"Welcome to the complaints department"

*swaffles*

Reppage , I think if i ever work in complaints thats what I'm going to do, who gives a damn about sexual harrassment cases

 

[Will]

I do actually work in a complaints department, but you can't swaffle people over the phone. :/

 

[TdC]

how about sending them photocopies of your cox?

 

[Will]

Next time I post out a letter, I should swaffle it first.

 

[Ch3tan]

If anyone has trouble playing this, or gets the quicktime logo etc, simply right click and download the file.

 

[Uara]

I do actually work in a complaints department, but you can't swaffle people over the phone. :/

perhaps u could swaffle the phone whilst they're talking and then laugh evily when they ask what that noise is

 

[MYstIC G]

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*gives infraction*

FAKER!

 

[TdC]

pfft, another deluded soul

 

[Edmond]

If anyone has trouble playing this, or gets the quicktime logo etc, simply right click and download the file.

Cheers Ch3t

Hmmmm....puppetry of the mind methinks

 

[Yoni]

I couldnt download it either... must be to much for my ickle brain... luckily I watched it at work... thank you for making me chuckle

 

[Ch3tan]

It's blatently not teedles though is it. Shadow is too big.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

It's blatently not teedles though is it. Shadow is too big.

They used his nose and all he had to do was assume the I-Want-A-Pay-Rise position. Thats more commonly known as something else though, not swaffling.

Slightly off topic, but it just occured to me that elephant heads would make perfect tampons. They even have wings. Not very discrete at that special time of the month though.

 

[TdC]

that is so totally my cock and not a cucumber Emo boi

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

You can't possibly have a cock where your nose should be.

<waits for the obvious answer>

 

[RandomBastard]

I am quietly relieved that there was no nudity involved in that clip.

 

[Ormorof]

i laughed

 

[Overdriven]

i laughed

I think that's what most women would say

 

[TdC]

lols

 

[Lester]

This reminds me of a related joke....(sorry)

A man goes to the doctors.

'What appears to be the problem?' says the doctor.
'It's easier if I show you.' says the chap.

He pulls down his trousers, and bends over, revealing an arsehole you could fit a football up. 'jesus' says the doc. 'What the fuck happened there?'

'I fell in the elephant enclosure at the zoo and got raped' says the chap.

'But I thought elephants cocks were long and thin' says the doc.

'yeah, they are....
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but the bastard fingered me first!'

 

[Chilly]

heard, but excellent

 

[sayward]

I can't believe how much FH has increased my vocabulary!

 

[Ch3tan]

And I cannot believe how much FH has increased the range of socially acceptable activities available to me!

 

[sayward]

I wouldn't go quite that far............

 

[Ch3tan]

As long as I didn't swaffle their alcohol and mugs/glasses it was fine

 

[TdC]

I'm trying to resist swaffling something at work. Till now I've decided either my boss' mouse, or mobile phone would be an excellent candidate...

 

[Uara]

poidh TdC

 

[Grotnob]

that is so totally my cock and not a cucumber Emo boi

More of a gherkin, I'd say.