Question elephant swaffling

[TdC]

something like that, yes.

 

[Chilly]

so, unsurprisingly, this is now a willy waving contest post. Who will be first to post the riding spinnaz ytmnd link?!

 

[TdC]

oh fear not, I will swaffle an elephant, and I will post it for all to see. this I solemnly pledge!

 

[Uara]

is there a time limit for this, or is it just sometime in the distant future

 

[TdC]

nono I intend to swaffle the elephant in question as soon as I can get to it. hopefully before friday!

 

[Ch3tan]

LOL great minds (freaky minds?) think alike, I was just about to post and set you a deadline of Friday.

 

[Edmond]

i would be impressed if you could swaffle a giraffe

 

[TdC]

why? you have something against elephants Edmond? eh?

 

[00dave]

Does anyone else hope that the elephant gets excited at being swaffled and bums teedles into next week?

 

[Edmond]

why? you have something against elephants Edmond? eh?

Well, elephants....its a bit too...easy, now if you could do a giraffe (without it bending down) that would be impressive

obvioulsly you would need a cherry picker or some sort of harness so you could be dangled up there

 

[Yoni]

Why when the term swaffling comes up do I automatically think of merkins and pizzles ffs....

I think if you swaffle the elephant maybe Ch3t should be witness to the act as I am not sure young william is completely independent..

Oh and Chilly how is swaffling beastiality.... it isnt like he he is fucking the elephant merely tapping it...

 

[Ch3tan]

Edmond: if he was to swaffle its neck or head, yes, but he could quite easily get at its legs.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Stop smoking crack Andy, please. We love you and can't stand to see what you're doing to yourself.

 

[Yoni]

Stop smoking crack Andy, please. We love you and can't stand to see what you're doing to yourself.

oh oh oh i have to disagree with you here, I find TdC and potentially Will getting owned by an elephant more than amusing...

 

[Edmond]

sorry Ch3t, i thought it had to be the face

Doh !!!!

 

[taB]

sorry Ch3t, i thought it had to be the face

Doh !!!!

That's only EXTREME swaffling!

 

[caLLous]

A lot of TdC's polls start with "Will and I were discussing..." - I think perhaps you two should stop discussing things.

 

[Edmond]

That's only EXTREME swaffling!

I wouldn't expect TdC and Will to practice anything but

 

[TdC]

Well, elephants....its a bit too...easy, now if you could do a giraffe (without it bending down) that would be impressive

obvioulsly you would need a cherry picker or some sort of harness so you could be dangled up there

are you saying elephants aren't impressive enough to tap with one's co><? I think you're a closet elephant hater Edmond. Do you hate them? Think they're ugly? Smelly? Have a secret giraffe fetish going there? It's ok, you can tell me. I shan't tell the elephants,don't worry!

Does anyone else hope that the elephant gets excited at being swaffled and bums teedles into next week?

where's my support here? you actually WANT me to get bummed by an elephant? ooh that may sting a bit, but the indignation would last me quite some time!

I think if you swaffle the elephant maybe Ch3t should be witness to the act as I am not sure young william is completely independent..

you want Chetan to be around when I get my co>< out? it's bad enough Will having to be there Yoni, but I think I'd be somewhat impaired with a couple of males watching me, uh, you know...

Stop smoking crack Andy, please. We love you and can't stand to see what you're doing to yourself.

this made me lol long and hard. you love it really! me doing things to myself that is, not smoking crack. but hey, you may love that too. and clowns. do you love clowns, Wazz?

oh oh oh i have to disagree with you here, I find TdC and potentially Will getting owned by an elephant more than amusing...

egad Yoni teams up with Dave shocker. another one wants me to be some elephant's bitch

sorry Ch3t, i thought it had to be the face

it can be anything or anywhere on anything. I mean, even a building, or a statue!

That's only EXTREME swaffling!

you saying an elephant isn't extreme enough? I'm so extreme my nipples are like bullets!

 

[TdC]

A lot of TdC's polls start with "Will and I were discussing..." - I think perhaps you two should stop discussing things.

beautiful isn't it?

I wouldn't expect TdC and Will to practice anything but

everything we do is completely extreme! Will has just been extremely sick for two weeks, and I'm about to do the dishes in such a way that I'll probably get arrested!!

 

[Edmond]

I'll admit i had a bad elephant experience once, only once mind you, but they never bloody forget do they.....

 

[Overdriven]

Just, lol *laughing irl*

 

[Chilly]

Oh and Chilly how is swaffling beastiality.... it isnt like he he is fucking the elephant merely tapping it...

Are you honestly saying that if you were to walk in on me in a barn with my johnson out giving an elephant (or cow or goat or mule or whatever) a good slap round the face with it, you wouldnt immediately run the fuck away and brand me as a wrong'un ?

 

[TdC]

swaffling is generic Chilly, it could be anything: a building, car, lamp post. The idea behind it, as I understand it, is to surreptitiously touch the target with one's cock. Apparently it was quite a big thing amongst the Dutch teenagers a couple years back.

Anyway the idea is non-sexual (though ofc said teens would prefer to swaffle young teens of the opposite sex, but that's more because they're teens rather than any ulterior motive I presume), and beastiality is sexual. I don't want to have sex with the elephant, and I am certainly not aroused at the prospect of swaffling one. You're viewing the whole thing in the wrong context mate


aaaaaand in an update..... the swaffling movie is about half done, woo hoo! now I just need to find an elephant....

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tempted to swaffle FH

Except that the LCD at home gets preeeeetty hot, and i'm not doing it at work!

 

[Chilly]

Can you blame me? The only things I use my tube-steak for is wazzing and splooging! Occasionally I'll use it to help pitch tents in bed but thats about it.

 

[TdC]

oh I don't blame you in the slightest. just wait till I errrr....produce the goods and you'll understand

 

[Yoni]

Chilly if I walked into a barn and found you rodgering some poor defensless animal then yes you would be considered a wrongun, however this is just the action of innocently tapping another item as TdC described above.....

It wasnt just Dutch teenagers... it was teenagers in the UK and I believe in Scandinavia although I belive some just put stickers on things as a means of psychologically freaking their peers out.. however how could you be sure if your favorite office tea mug had been swaffled or not....

Cant wait to see your film TdC... after sitting at my pc watching my profit number changing before my very eyes and finding out a pe0n on the second floor had decided to make some changes after closure just as I was trying to reconcile the numbers to the management report I need some amusement!!

 

[TdC]

I have arranged access to an elephant folks.

 

[Lazarus]

this turn u on TdC?