Question elephant swaffling

[Yoni]

would any of you swaffle a dead person...?

 

[Edmond]

I'd swaffle a dead elephant.....

 

[Overdriven]

would any of you swaffle a dead person...?

Would?

 

[russell]

I'm trying to resist swaffling something at work. Till now I've decided either my boss' mouse, or mobile phone would be an excellent candidate...

If you are in an open-plan office- can you swaffle subtley?

Or is there a special private room where you can partake in a little swaffling-?...Or do you just grab an item and take it to the Gents *visions of catching men popping to the loo with staplers, mobile phones ...and elephants..???.*

Or is it just the norm now and you can just pop it out and swaffle qiuckly whenever you like?

Hmmmm... maybe I dont miss office life as much as I thought -there could be penises popping out left right and centre

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Become a wannabe Mystery Man - SwaffleMan.

Keep the name ambiguous, don't tell anyone whether you like to be the swaffler or the swafflee.

 

[TdC]

More of a gherkin, I'd say.

would any of you swaffle a dead person...?

I did once swaffle a girl who I thought was dead given the complete lack of participation.... :/

I'd swaffle a dead elephant.....

dirteh!

If you are in an open-plan office- can you swaffle subtley?

I never do anything subtley

Become a wannabe Mystery Man - SwaffleMan.

Keep the name ambiguous, don't tell anyone whether you like to be the swaffler or the swafflee.

teh PHANTOM SWAFFLER!!!11`1eleven

 

[old.Tohtori]

teh PHANTOM SWAFFLER!!!11`1eleven

And the revenge of the sh*t

 

[00dave]

Was thinking of maybe swaffling the statue of liberty when I go to New York, but considering the temperature and the statue's metalic properties it could become an embarassing situation.

 

[TdC]

"Fire dept saves Brit stuck to Statue with penis, member sadly destroyed by jaws of life in process"

 

[00dave]

"Fire dept saves Brit stuck to Statue with penis, member sadly destroyed by jaws of life in process"

Elephant penis attached as replacement.

 

[Chilly]

dip your nob in oil first, no freezy-freezy

 

[Olgaline]

so who's gonna up the anty and swaffel a mamooth ?

 

[Yoni]

Blah for the first time EVER (or maybe the second as sometimes I really need a pee and a cock would be convienient) I wish I was a bloke.... I have thought about the possibilities of female swaffling and it just does not work... the male swaffle in my imagination appears to be cute and done with finess where as the thought of female swaffling makes me want to vomit :|

So I am jealous that I am un able to swaffle anything ... I swear if I was a bloke nothing would be sacred... the whole world would be drinking out of swaffled cups and every monument I passed would be tapped.... blah

I am not even sure the female orgasm makes up for the fact I cant swaffle

*sulks*

 

[Ch3tan]

You could hit things with one of your tits. I am not sure what you could call it though....

 

[00dave]

a tiffle

 

[nath]

You could hit things with one of your tits. I am not sure what you could call it though....

Plus that'd make a far more entertaining/far less disturbing video than Teed's swaffle vid.

That settles it, yoni get tiffling and provide evidence. Plus, no cop out silhouette shite!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Blah for the first time EVER (or maybe the second as sometimes I really need a pee and a cock would be convienient) I wish I was a bloke.... I have thought about the possibilities of female swaffling and it just does not work... the male swaffle in my imagination appears to be cute and done with finess where as the thought of female swaffling makes me want to vomit :|

So I am jealous that I am un able to swaffle anything ... I swear if I was a bloke nothing would be sacred... the whole world would be drinking out of swaffled cups and every monument I passed would be tapped.... blah

I am not even sure the female orgasm makes up for the fact I cant swaffle

*sulks*

Well, you could have an unnaturally large clit? (loves his C2 references too much)

Also, do remember, you'd have to work for sex then

 

[00dave]

Blah for the first time EVER (or maybe the second as sometimes I really need a pee and a cock would be convienient) I wish I was a bloke.... I have thought about the possibilities of female swaffling and it just does not work... the male swaffle in my imagination appears to be cute and done with finess where as the thought of female swaffling makes me want to vomit :|

So I am jealous that I am un able to swaffle anything ... I swear if I was a bloke nothing would be sacred... the whole world would be drinking out of swaffled cups and every monument I passed would be tapped.... blah

I am not even sure the female orgasm makes up for the fact I cant swaffle

*sulks*

You can borrow mine to swaffle with, I don't use it for much these days anyway

 

[old.Tohtori]

Females could swaffle a swaffler, but i think that's called porn or something

I'd volunteer.

 

[TdC]

Plus that'd make a far more entertaining/far less disturbing video than Teed's swaffle vid.

I worked long and hard for that!

 

[Ch3tan]

Shame you had nothing of your own that was long and hard to involve in the video though.

 

[TdC]

such jealousy, and you haven't even seen it properly

 

[Trem]

that is so totally my cock and not a cucumber Emo boi

Man up Teedles!

You dissapoint me, next time I damage my genitals I will 100% post a pic of them, I would of this time but the damage wasn't easy to see.

More infractions for Teedles I think, bastid!

 

[Ch3tan]

By the way, trem has also committed to re-creating the elephant swaffling video -but entirely in lego!

 

[Trem]

By the way, trem has also committed to re-creating the elephant swaffling video -but entirely in lego!

What the.......why I oughta

 

[MYstIC G]

More infractions for Teedles I think, bastid!

I'm WAY ahead of ya!

 

[Ch3tan]

What the.......why I oughta

You said it on facebook. That makes it LAW.

 

[TdC]

facebook is for mimes

 

[TdC]

oh, and Rob is a cvunt