Politics Election 2019

[caLLous]

She's called people window lickers and voted against increased funding for special needs education. She can fuck off.

 

[Trem]

Lol, fuckers. They release the 1 fine against Johnson which isn't particularly damning and then save the rest till after the elections.

The Met is a bunch of cunts.

I've read that he will escape all the other fines because he can say he was passing through. Just couldn't say that for his own Birthday party.

So, he was definitely at lots of parties but his tax funded lawyers have already wormed him out of getting more fines.

Greased pig is certainly an accurate description.

 

[Wij]

Headline writer won the internet today:

Tory MP 'caught watching porn' during mass debate in House of Commons

There was reportedly a 'highly-charged meeting' about it last night.

metro.co.uk

 

[caLLous]

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Revealed: Neil Parish named as Tory MP caught watching pornography

MP for Tiverton and Honiton has whip removed after being accused of watching pornography in the Commons

www.telegraph.co.uk

...

Somebody who's guilty as sin going down the "we should wait for the conclusion of the investigation" path... interesting.

 

[Embattle]

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Revealed: Neil Parish named as Tory MP caught watching pornography

MP for Tiverton and Honiton has whip removed after being accused of watching pornography in the Commons

www.telegraph.co.uk

...

Somebody who's guilty as sin going down the "we should wait for the conclusion of the investigation" path... interesting.

The thing is it is a valid reply....if Boris Johnson hadn't so obliviously pissed all over it.

 

[Embattle]

There she blows...in more ways than one:

Neil Parish MP: I'm resigning after porn moment of madness

The Tory MP admits watching pornography in the House of Commons and tells the BBC he was stupid.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Gray]

Neil Parish MP: I'm resigning after porn moment of madness

The Tory MP admits watching pornography in the House of Commons and tells the BBC he was stupid.

www.bbc.co.uk

The first time he was looking at tractors - Did an image of Theresa running naked through fields of wheat?

 

[caLLous]

 

[Aoami]

I'm not an expert, I wasn't alive at the time, but wasn't this an unmitigated disaster last time?

Boris Johnson planning to bring back Right to Buy

Return of Thatcher-style scheme would enable tenants to purchase their housing association homes

www.telegraph.co.uk

Stuff like this:

Town halls buy back Right-to-Buy homes

Housing charities blame a lack of investment in social housing.

www.bbc.co.uk

Councils are renting sold Right to Buy homes, says report

Some London authorities are having to rent their own ex-council homes from landlords who bought them under the Right to Buy scheme, a report claims.

www.bbc.co.uk

View: https://twitter.com/FromSteveHowell/status/1521163148467781632

 

[Wij]

I'm not an expert, I wasn't alive at the time, but wasn't this an unmitigated disaster last time?

Boris Johnson planning to bring back Right to Buy

Return of Thatcher-style scheme would enable tenants to purchase their housing association homes

www.telegraph.co.uk

Stuff like this:

Town halls buy back Right-to-Buy homes

Housing charities blame a lack of investment in social housing.

www.bbc.co.uk

Councils are renting sold Right to Buy homes, says report

Some London authorities are having to rent their own ex-council homes from landlords who bought them under the Right to Buy scheme, a report claims.

www.bbc.co.uk

View: https://twitter.com/FromSteveHowell/status/1521163148467781632

It certainly led to a lot of fucked up outcomes.

 

[Aoami]

It seems in theory like a good idea, but in reality way too easy to exploit which will result in an overall negative impact?

 

[Scouse]

Vote winner.

"You've been renting for 20 years - want to buy it at a 70% discount?. You are, of course, then free to do what you like with it."

 

[Raven]

If that money was ring-fenced and put back into affordable, ecologically sound housing, then I would be all for it.

But...Tories.

 

[Aoami]

If that money was ring-fenced and put back into affordable, ecologically sound housing, then I would be all for it.

But...Tories.

This, and the houses weren't allowed to be rented or sold for a certain amount of time.

 

[Tom]

It didn't help that money from those house sales was only to be used by councils for paying off their debts. Once the debts were gone, they could use it to build new.

A third of those right-to-buy homes are owned by private landlords now. Who are obviously under no obligation to behave with any degree of social responsibility.

 

[BloodOmen]

View: https://youtu.be/eT_k9JG0IN4

 

[Gwadien]

Scrap the courts and parole altogether, just do it through a Facebook vote.

Baby P's mother Tracey Connelly set to be released from prison

Justice Secretary Dominic Raab condemns the decision and says the Parole Board needs an "overhaul".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Scouse]

Scrap the courts and parole altogether, just do it through a Facebook vote.

Baby P's mother Tracey Connelly set to be released from prison

Justice Secretary Dominic Raab condemns the decision and says the Parole Board needs an "overhaul".

www.bbc.co.uk

They want political control of the courts:

including a ministerial check for the most serious offenders

That's politicians for you. Bunch of thundercunts.

 

[Tom]

View: https://twitter.com/healthandthings/status/1522142691978620928

 

[Raven]

Looks like the Tories are taking an absolute shoeing in the local elections.

 

[Overdriven]

We voted yesterday at about 4pm. Three options were available and they're all dumpster fires. We live in a predominantly Lib Dem area (Who we didn't vote for)

Knock on the door at 7pm which was a WTF moment and it turns out it was a Lib Dem rep asking if we've voted - Yes. They also asked if they could ask us who we voted for - Nope, none of your business random person.

I hope LD lose the area as they've made some stupid decisions.

 

[Scouse]

You vote Tory or Green then @Overdriven?

I mean, Labour, pfft

 

[Embattle]

Looks like the Tories are taking an absolute shoeing in the local elections.

Not as bad as it should be..so far.

 

[Overdriven]

You vote Tory or Green then @Overdriven?

I mean, Labour, pfft

Green wasn't an option. Lib Dem is.. A write off. The only option was Labour and that annoyed us both. We'd have voted Green if they even were an option.

 

[Trem]

Looks like the Tories are taking an absolute shoeing in the local elections.

But, Bolton, Derby, Dudley still voted Tory. How can these Northern cities still justify that vote?

I like my MP Aaron Bell, he was the one who had a rant at Spaffer Johnson but I still couldn't vote Tory.

 

[Wij]

But, Bolton, Derby, Dudley still voted Tory. How can these Northern cities still justify that vote?

I like my MP Aaron Bell, he was the one who had a rant at Spaffer Johnson but I still couldn't vote Tory.

Old people. They get their news from the Daily Mail.

Like my parents.

 

[Trem]

Old people. They get their news from the Daily Mail.

Like my parents.

I love the Daily Male in Viz.

 

[Raven]

I love the Daily Male in Viz.

He is brilliant. We have a guy in the village, just like him.

 

[Wij]

It's the Male Online actually.

One of the funniest bits about it isn't the right-wing rantings it's that he's also got Mail Online sidebar items on in the background with stories about celebrities' children in swimsuits and has his pants down and a tissue box.

 

[Tom]

But, Bolton, Derby, Dudley still voted Tory. How can these Northern cities still justify that vote?

I like my MP Aaron Bell, he was the one who had a rant at Spaffer Johnson but I still couldn't vote Tory.

The central, poor areas of Bolton vote Labour. The outlying wealthy areas vote Tory. Bolton isn't as poor as you'd think.