Don't give Katie Price mobile phones...

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by SFXman, Dec 24, 2003.

  1. SFXman

    SFXman Can't get enough of FH

    Interesting :D
    This article contains minor nudity with nipples slightly showing and the lower region is covered merely by a hand...
    Check it:

    If you want to read about it, bablefish is quite good... try it here:
    Enter the first URL I gave into the translate a web page part :p

    Moderators, I am linking to a very minor piece of nudity which I don't find too inappropriate so don't ban me instantly for posting this, I'd rather you delete the link from the post IF you find it to be too much...
  2. Frizz

    Frizz Can't get enough of FH

  3. tRoG

    tRoG Fledgling Freddie

    Err... Umm... Welll.....

  4. Cyfr

    Cyfr Banned

    Can someone tell me what language the text is in so I can put it in babblefish? :p
    Edit: German :p
  5. SFXman

    SFXman Can't get enough of FH

    Quite so :p
    Maybe the fact that the address has a ".de" could perhaps suggest the same answer ;)
  6. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    What the? I thought my phone smelled of fish!
  7. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    Don't confuse fish with raw sewage. I know they are not mutually exclusive over here.
  8. worMatty

    worMatty One of Freddy's beloved

    The text is a larf. New catchphrase found: "The woman, who does not geizt with its attractions."

    Her Handy was a Nokia 3650.
  9. Xavier

    Xavier Can't get enough of FH

    considering the crappy keypad design it's just nice to see someones found a use for it
  10. gmloki

    gmloki Part of the furniture

    More to the point what weird stuff were you searching for ?

    Katie Price+Mobile Phone is some weird shit dude
  11. Pro]v[etheus

    Pro]v[etheus Fledgling Freddie

    The headline translated by Babelfish:

    England Luder number unity provided in the last week times again for headlines and generous title pages in the boulevard press: For the joy of numerous present ones the 25-year old their Handy used as vibrator and could with their frivolen mirror-image moose extensively be made a blueprint.

    Doesn't make much sense but hey.
  12. worMatty

    worMatty One of Freddy's beloved

    Now just translate that from Bollocks to English.
  13. mank!

    mank! Part of the furniture

    I can't decide what was more amusing, the translation or the story itself.

    who the hell is Katie Price?
  14. pcg79

    pcg79 One of Freddy's beloved

  15. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy


    El Minger.
  16. bigbb

    bigbb Loyal Freddie

    Jordan, is her 'stage/get tits out' name.
  17. mank!

    mank! Part of the furniture

    Ah, suddenly everything makes sense.
  18. Mellow

    Mellow Loyal Freddie

    Looks like it's not just her tits she's getting out. Shame she's a munter.
  19. Tenko

    Tenko Fledgling Freddie

    The translation is definitely funniest :)

    The old trollop would certainly be a giggle at parties, I'd bet my gran would think shes a right laugh :)
  20. SFXman

    SFXman Can't get enough of FH

    Picked it up off the BMW Tuning Club of Finland forums
  21. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy

    That's even more disturbing...

  22. SFXman

    SFXman Can't get enough of FH

    Why thank you :D
  23. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    Anyone see the impression of her on Posh and Becks Big Impression last nite? I think they got her down perfectly :p
  24. SFXman

    SFXman Can't get enough of FH

    What on earth is Posh and Becks Big Impression :confused:
  25. Sar

    Sar Resident Freddy

    It's a UK TV show.

    Comedy apparantly.

  26. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    Alastair McGowan, is the guy doing the impressions

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