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DIY satellite TV installer shoots wife dead | The Register

Officials are pondering whether to charge a Missouri DIY satellite TV installer who decided that the best way to punch a hole through the wall was with a .22 calibre handgun, and in so doing accidentally shot and killed his wife.

I guess it's true what they say, you can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter". It's not actually funny, but it's just so...American!

EDIT: Bonus Material!!

US man blasts stubborn wheelnut with shotgun | The Register