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I wouldn't mind - but I've got a fuckton of world class mountain biking on my doorstep but I've been avoiding all but the easiest technical stuff because I don't want to risk an off and a trip to hospital.

Job tooling over the country is exactly that - selfish. But then my idiot sister* got in her car to take a top she got for xmas back to an M&S store about 10 miles away. It fucking boggles my mind that some people are just so obtuse.


*love her to bits, but sometimes I could go postal on her.
 

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I wouldn't mind - but I've got a fuckton of world class mountain biking on my doorstep but I've been avoiding all but the easiest technical stuff because I don't want to risk an off and a trip to hospital.

Job tooling over the country is exactly that - selfish. But then my idiot sister* got in her car to take a top she got for xmas back to an M&S store about 10 miles away. It fucking boggles my mind that some people are just so obtuse.


*love her to bits, but sometimes I could go postal on her.

I would have thought the clothing bit would be closed?
 

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I wasnt aware you have depression.
I had a quick look and Bethnals right in the middle of it down there, you dont have much green space or any kind of the public privacy I take for granted.
And no I wouldnt drive to York..that was just a joke, but Im certainly happy with extending the notion of local, I dont come with 200ft of anyone while out on my bike, the only extra risk is ending up having an accident and the consequences for the help I would need.
I count that as the least asshole conduct in a long list.
 

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Nobody gives a fuck what your notion of local is or how far you're happy to extend it.
 

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<SNIP> the only extra risk is ending up having an accident and the consequences for the help I would need.
I count that as the least asshole conduct in a long list. <SNIP>

This alone makes you the selfish asshole you deny within....
 

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I wouldn't mind - but I've got a fuckton of world class mountain biking on my doorstep but I've been avoiding all but the easiest technical stuff because I don't want to risk an off and a trip to hospital.

Job tooling over the country is exactly that - selfish. But then my idiot sister* got in her car to take a top she got for xmas back to an M&S store about 10 miles away. It fucking boggles my mind that some people are just so obtuse.


*love her to bits, but sometimes I could go postal on her.

Feel your pain.

Just before Xmas, my old Mum was one of the first to be vaccinated in our area. I get a call from her after she had the job and am thinking it's a bit bloody noisy. So I enquire where are you, 'Oh thought we would go for a wander round the market'

Literally the last weekend before Xmas and she decides it's a good time to go for a mooch around the local market. Mind Blown
 

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Bonkers. Just give it ten days from your jab ffs!!!
 

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Nobody gives a fuck what your notion of local is or how far you're happy to extend it.

Agreed. Mostly as there is nothing in the legislation to say how far you can travel, or what counts as local. The guidance may do, but that is not enforceable in a court of law.


Human rights barrister Adam Wagner said: "There is no law against travelling to exercise. The guidance is not legally binding and the police have no power to enforce it unless it is reflected in the lockdown regulations which in this case it is not."
Derbyshire Police said: "It is up to each individual officer on a case-by-case basis to decide what is reasonable as the legislation does not proscribe a distance."

So if you're going to start having a go at people for breaking the law, at least learn the difference between guidance (you shouldn't smoke), and laws (you must not smoke inside).
 

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Youre taking away the thrill of being a fugutive on the run.
 

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I thought these new rules are now legally enforceable?
 

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I dont think anyone actually knows, theres endless advice which always ends up referring to normal tier lockdowns last year.


Typical british law, Im convinced its just a job for the boys ,smallprint edition.
 

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Or people could just use their common fucking sense?

I don't get what is hard to understand. Stop fucking travelling everywhere spreading your shit you utter fucking retards. or just do everyone a favour and get in the sea! That should be the government message.
 

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Agreed. Mostly as there is nothing in the legislation to say how far you can travel, or what counts as local. The guidance may do, but that is not enforceable in a court of law.




So if you're going to start having a go at people for breaking the law, at least learn the difference between guidance (you shouldn't smoke), and laws (you must not smoke inside).
Alternatively, stop being a pedantic arsehole constantly looking for loopholes and instead make an effort for the good of the community and wider population. It's nothing to do with what's enforceable in court, if you follow the guidance (and the spirit of the guidance), you will make a contribution to getting this fucking virus under control. If you don't and instead launch into a monologue about "your rights" or what does or doesn't constitute "local" or why you don't think the measures are necessary or why you don't think you should have to wear a mask, you're a selfish arsehole.
 

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Or people could just use their common fucking sense?

I don't get what is hard to understand. Stop fucking travelling everywhere spreading your shit you utter fucking retards. or just do everyone a favour and get in the sea! That should be the government message.

My common fucking sense suggests to me that I will spread less of a disease I don't have by driving 10 miles down the road to Cannock Chase where there are few people, rather than walking from my front door into Stafford town centre, where I will meet loads of people. As there is nothing in the rules to stop this, and Staffordshire Police were actually encouraging this approach last time round, I think I will stick with that plan plsthxbye.

Mind I've been out every day this week since lockdown started - can't say the roads have got any quieter. I'm guessing most people have got past the hiding behind the sofa whilst the working classes bring them things, and just want to crack on as much as possible.
 

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My common fucking sense suggests to me that I will spread less of a disease I don't have by driving 10 miles down the road to Cannock Chase where there are few people, rather than walking from my front door into Stafford town centre, where I will meet loads of people. As there is nothing in the rules to stop this, and Staffordshire Police were actually encouraging this approach last time round, I think I will stick with that plan plsthxbye.

Mind I've been out every day this week since lockdown started - can't say the roads have got any quieter. I'm guessing most people have got past the hiding behind the sofa whilst the working classes bring them things, and just want to crack on as much as possible.
On the surface yes. But the risk of you having an accident in your car or other event while driving is greater which will involve more people helping you. Therefore the risk of spreading is higher than you just going for a walk starting from your front door.

people should be looking for excuses to stay inside not to Go out. Its the selfish gene In the uk. What can i do for myself not what should i do for everyones benefit which might inconvenience me a little. Me me me. Sigh
 

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My entire lockdown life is thus;

7am, get up
7:30 turn PC on, browse shit
8:00, start working
18:00-19:00 finish, but it's not really finished because I am still sat in my living room
00:00 go to bed
Repeat, for 9 months.

I haven't been anywhere more than 5 miles away from home since May, I go out perhaps once a week to the CO-OP to get a loaf of bread and some milk, that's it and the odd walk around the village and surrounding footpaths.

All these fucking arseholes that say 'well it's all a bit vague, isn't it? Let's just do what we want!' Well fucknuts, you are the ones spreading this shit while the sensible among us are actually suffering through being shut in at home. Chances are I won't get it, not now that we have finally shut the schools, so I don't need to worry about the wife catching it, but their idiocy is stopping me from being able to go anywhere, and I think the way we are going we will be lucky to be even close to normality by June.

At this point I actually hope those that don't seem to care about it do catch it, I really do. Perhaps they will then stay the fuck in and stop spreading thier shit everywhere.
 
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Alternatively, stop being a pedantic arsehole constantly looking for loopholes and instead make an effort for the good of the community and wider population.
This, about eleventy percent :)

However:

The women were also told the hot drinks they had brought along were not allowed as they were "classed as a picnic".

Fucking pigs. I fucking hate the police for this sort of shit. They're there to enforce the law not to come up with fucking bullshit.

However, they all do it. They wing it their entire lives and then wonder why people disrespect them. It's because their day-to-day is talking bullshit and showing their lack of respect for other people. Yes, they lock up crims and do a difficult job. But they need to cut this shit out.


Or am I expecting too much for poor dumb average-IQ Mr Plod?
 

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While obviously super pedantic from the officers involved...

It is actually more than 5 miles, and they would have driven through oodles of walkable countryside, even just walking around Ashby De La Zouch would be suitable. Not only that but why would anyone drive such a short distance for such a short walk?!

I don't think stupid people deserve the respect from plod tbh, double the fines, throw the stupid fucks in the sea.

Nice staged 'influencer' shot though, bottom of the story found.
 

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While obviously super pedantic from the officers involved...

It is actually more than 5 miles, and they would have driven through oodles of walkable countryside, even just walking around Ashby De La Zouch would be suitable. Not only that but why would anyone drive such a short distance for such a short walk?!

I don't think stupid people deserve the respect from plod tbh, double the fines, throw the stupid fucks in the sea.

Nice staged 'influencer' shot though, bottom of the story found.

So you want to punish and execute people for following the law? Seems completely in proportion!

P.S. That was the same article I linked to earlier. Y'know, the one where the police and a barrister both said there was no law broken.
 

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I would love to prosecute stupid people, simply on the basis of them being stupid, yes.

The police have far better things to be doing that chasing round after retards all day.
 

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On the surface yes. But the risk of you having an accident in your car or other event while driving is greater which will involve more people helping you. Therefore the risk of spreading is higher than you just going for a walk starting from your front door.

people should be looking for excuses to stay inside not to Go out. Its the selfish gene In the uk. What can i do for myself not what should i do for everyones benefit which might inconvenience me a little. Me me me. Sigh

I'll assume during lockdown you're avoiding stairs, electricity, knives, gardening, any sort of DIY etc etc? All equally likely to result in an accident that requires medical attention.

Jesus H Christ. You'd think people were suggesting going to an old folks home and coughing on the residents, not just driving up the road for a walk.

Much bedwetting, such wow.
 

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I would love to prosecute stupid people, simply on the basis of them being stupid, yes.

What like people who think you can catch a respiratory illness outside on a hill you mean?
 

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P.S. That was the same article I linked to earlier. Y'know, the one where the police and a barrister both said there was no law broken.
I know - that's why I used it.

Plod has no right to be making up bullshit - but the reaction of people on here is completely understandable. These two could easily have gone for a walk from their doors - that way they'd have been obeying the spirit of the lockdown as well as the letter of the law.

I firmly lay blame with the Tories though - they should have things spelled out very clearly. In Wales it's straightforward - I'm allowed to exercise from my door (and that's legal). Makes things nice and simple.

I feel for people in London, that's harsh, but that's the nature of coronavirus. For a couple of birds from Ashby? Nah, struggling to sympathise with them other than the fact that the police they met were fucking tools - like all police.
 

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I'll assume during lockdown you're avoiding stairs, electricity, knives, gardening, any sort of DIY etc etc? All equally likely to result in an accident that requires medical attention.
Driving is unnecessary additional risk.

It's not "don't do risky things" - it's "minimise risk". You don't minimise risk by doing risky things.

Personally I've a lot of sympathy with your Cannock idea. However, Cannock Chase is a MTB haven and they're all go-proed up the kazoo. I've seen video footage posted of people cramming into parking spaces and almost coming to blows during the 'rona because the only thing people want to do is get outside to places that, previously, they never seemed to take any interest in.
 

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I don't think people understand the difference between exercise and a scenic walk.
 

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