Chavs

[Solo]

Starring that ugly, skinny, untalented, wannabe gangster Mike Skinner in the lead role.

Think you have misunderstood the streets :|
Listen to 'The irony of it all' or at least read the lyrics
Its about how stoners feel the law but chavs are permitted .

But yeh i do hate chavs but music is something different

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

http://www.newcastlestuff.com/charver/

this 1 is sweet ;D

 

[ilaya]

think they kinda started up just after they banned the cane in school and smacking children when they naughty.. coincidence?.. hmm...

before they 16 they KNOW they can get aay with stuff so they play on it..

imo bring back national service for anyone wearing burberry or tracksuits 24/7.. little bastards. oh and raise age limit for batteries to 25 so the shitheads cant turn their happy hardcore wank up to lvl 10 on the bus as well.

there is however a little trick u can do if pestered outside an off-license to buy booze for them: take their money and say yeah.. be back in a few.. go into shop and tell dude who is serving about them and split the money 50/50.. then leave via rear exit.. takes about 2 hours for them to work out what has happened by which time u will be elsewhere

 

[Boni]

there is however a little trick u can do if pestered outside an off-license to buy booze for them: take their money and say yeah.. be back in a few.. go into shop and tell dude who is serving about them and split the money 50/50.. then leave via rear exit.. takes about 2 hours for them to work out what has happened by which time u will be elsewhere

lol nice one, im sure ill get a chance to try that out soon

 

[Hawkwind]

I find it amusing when YOUR mate hits a "chav" its who supposidly was trying to take off with a bike
But when a "CHAV" hits your mate its
He's as bad as they are tbh

The trouble is that violence is all these dumb idiots understand. You cannot reason with them. Living in Dubai I never came across them but from what close friends have told me they are basically a lower lifeform.

I think evolution is taking care of the problem anyway. To turn around and front up to a guy that is over 6ft 4 and built like a 'brick out house' shows total disregard for your future lineage. Maybe some higher power has installed a lemming type self destruct in these idiots.

There is one flaw in this theory. I'm told their girlfriends, all called Shaz or Trace, are all pregnant by the age of 12!

Maybe we should start a campaign that hands out free Burbury caps to anyone wearing a Tracksuit. These hats could be saturated with a chemical that make them all sterile. <Puts on flame retardent armour>

 

[Sissyfoo]

There is one flaw in this theory. I'm told their girlfriends, all called Shaz or Trace, are all pregnant by the age of 12!

Maybe we should start a campaign that hands out free Burbury caps to anyone wearing a Tracksuit. These hats could be saturated with a chemical that make them all sterile. <Puts on flame retardent armour>

With such a short life span, chav men are driven to reproduce at an extremely young age. Damn you, mother nature!!

 

[Marc]

http://www.newcastlestuff.com/charver/

this 1 is sweet ;D

lol

Name : Big Kev

wtf, hes about 8 stone wet and looks like he couldnt fill a sick note in.

He also left his email address. Hmm.......... shall we?

 

[Sigurd]

Wheras the insults you throw around are of the ass kicking variety. At least other people found me funny whereas people find you a miserable c*** who does nothing but moan and complain about anything and everything. Find yourself a woman and put a smile on your face.

Victor Meldrew anyone?

You're developing quite an obsession, you should get that checked out. Now it also appears you're developing mild schizophrenia, for you seem to believe that you can read people's minds too! Thankfully, I can only speak for myself:

 

[Gamah]

think they kinda started up just after they banned the cane in school and smacking children when they naughty.. coincidence?.. hmm...

before they 16 they KNOW they can get aay with stuff so they play on it..

imo bring back national service for anyone wearing burberry or tracksuits 24/7.. little bastards. oh and raise age limit for batteries to 25 so the shitheads cant turn their happy hardcore wank up to lvl 10 on the bus as well.

there is however a little trick u can do if pestered outside an off-license to buy booze for them: take their money and say yeah.. be back in a few.. go into shop and tell dude who is serving about them and split the money 50/50.. then leave via rear exit.. takes about 2 hours for them to work out what has happened by which time u will be elsewhere

I'll think you'll find that "Happy Hardcore" is listened mostly non-chavs..Chavs like Garage, R&B that sort of stuff.

Hardcore is not really my thing, but from the few raves I have been too I have not seen many chavs. Only when theres a drum and bass section, then they hang round like flies to shit :E.

I'm more a Trance man, a scene that has thank god escaped the chavs attention, and no I am not talking about 15 year old chav girls with 60ft 1ct gold earings dancing to DJ Sammy in the local boozer, thats not Trance its just toss Pop music. Plus the Trance community hates them with a passion muhaha just take a look at the godskitchen forums to see chav hate its quite fun

 

[Marc]

I'll think you'll find that "Happy Hardcore" is listened mostly non-chavs..Chavs like Garage, R&B that sort of stuff.

Hardcore is not really my thing, but from the few raves I have been too I have not seen many chavs. Only when theres a drum and bass section, then they hang round like flies to shit :E.

I'm more a Trance man, a scene that has thank god escaped the chavs attention, and no I am not talking about 15 year old chav girls with 60ft 1ct gold earings dancing to DJ Sammy in the local boozer, thats not Trance its just toss Pop music. Plus the Trance community hates them with a passion muhaha just take a look at the godskitchen forums to see chav hate its quite fun

I have yet to see any Chavs at places like Gatecrasher, Godskitchen and Ministry thank fook. Used to get a lot of scallies at Cream, but I can handle scallies, they are quite a good laugh

 

[Gamah]

Quite a few at global gathering this year..but thats what you get when you put in a Drum&bass tent :touch:

 

[Ezteq]

just moved house and have no washing machine any more so have to go to laundromat....OMG chav city!!! if its not some skinny platinium blonde skank with more soverigns on her fingers than in the royal mint washing her burberry thongs its some lanky git with his shirt off and his drawers (sometimes burberry) pulled up to his shoulder blades tbh they make me cringe will be getting washing machine asap (just hope it doesnt come with "My LIttle CHav" doll)

 

[Marc]

Quite a few at global gathering this year..but thats what you get when you put in a Drum&bass tent :touch:

Givf trance sets. Gone from your sig now

 

[harebear]

just moved house and have no washing machine any more so have to go to laundromat....OMG chav city!!! if its not some skinny platinium blonde skank with more soverigns on her fingers than in the royal mint washing her burberry thongs its some lanky git with his shirt off and his drawers (sometimes burberry) pulled up to his shoulder blades tbh they make me cringe will be getting washing machine asap (just hope it doesnt come with "My LIttle CHav" doll)

Welcome back and good luck in your new town, it sounds... great (no worse than where I live )

 

[Indis]

http://forum.southshields-sanddance...start=20&sid=e44786e8897ee567fe33c3b3e97045f6


yi yas are all a bunch of charva wannabees. haaa haaa gan boil ya heedz in a big pan of p*ss and go and pull ya foreskin over ya heads and report ya selves missin. mupets.



God that made me laugh so much irl...

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Had a good laugh at some the other day. One of the local pubs to me has a seperate games room to the rest of the pub, so that the serious job of drinking goes to the adults, whilst the matter of playing pool and drinking WKD substitute (strong lemonade with cordial) goes on out of sight.

It was a typical night, local young members of the asian community called each other "*****" and drove around in beat up fiesta's (around there own estate, for 'respect'), whilst everyone else went to the pub. The evening started as much you expect, dirty jokes, ale and elvis presley on the music box. Around 10 pm, disaster struck!

Two suicide blonde girls tarted up like a dogs dinner's walked in, along with there 'escorts' for the night, two lads wearing ill fitting pants, shoes and shirts. Up to the bar they strode, confident and cock-sure (well, they were odd fitting pants) and asked for..... tia maria and coke twice, and two pints of larger. For the larger alone, the blokes would have gotten my respect, until they sat down to drink. Why?

Simple. The girls were knecking the larger whilst the blokes sipped the TM & Coke. After 2 minutes, the blokes realised that they were being scutenised (by pretty much everyone in the pub), and retired with there (we can only assume) women to the games room. Several minutes later, a bunch of kids entered the games room (one of them must have scrounged 50p for the pool table), and soon after afight broke out between them.

Best bit? The girls were the ones arrested, for beating the shit out of the kids. The words "No-one insults my boyfriend" and "at least he 'can' drink" were heard during the melee as the police arrived to brake up the fight. I laughed for over an hour as the two lads walked out, very embarissed, with the the police and had to explain in front of everyone what had happened.

Dont think ill ever forget the looks on there faces!

 

[harebear]

\o/ nice story

 

[Loxleyhood]

The only fight I've ever seen down my pub was between a twat and a chav. It was funny. The twat thought he was hard whereas the chav knew he had two mates ready to back him up. Result? Twat shaped dent in the shrubbury in the beer garden.

 

[Gamah]

Givf trance sets. Gone from your sig now

yea :E..I still am doing it, but the sig was getting very long So I had to cut it out =)

 

[Job]

Is it Chav national holiday or summit, our locals were chocablok with the scumbags last night.

Complete with the roughest girl I have ever seen in my life, good looking, but what a mouth...shouting and swearing at the doormen, she got barred from every pub in 10 mins then proceeded to stand in the street, shouting

C'mon you fat ugly c*nts, I'll take you all on now, you f*ckin, f*ck, c*nting, f*ckin, ma shagging pr*cks

'go home love'

Yeah, but not with you, I'd rather suck a donkey than shag you you fat ugly etc...etc...

Someone in the street shouted eeeeaaaawww!!

OH WE LARFED!!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl talk about britians binge drinking culture lol.
btw thx harebear xxx

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

try jarrow area
cant walk round a corner without hearing WHOA LIKE YA DAFTY GIZ A LIGHT

DEATH TO CHARVS

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

lol

Name : Big Kev

wtf, hes about 8 stone wet and looks like he couldnt fill a sick note in.

He also left his email address. Hmm.......... shall we?

alrdy did

 

[harebear]

Post his email here

 

[etcetra]

Whats a chav exactly? I presume its an english scumbag/knacker (irish term).

People that mug you, start fights for no reason, ect...?

In Norway we call them pakis..

 

[Loxleyhood]

In Norway we call them pakis..

In England that is a racial slur on Indians.....

 

[fionnel]

Hmm, we have almost the same thing in Greece too, only for some reason these people always seem to be taxi drivers

 

[Samaroon EatsCheese]

Post his email here

kev_walton2002@msn.com

have fun xD

 

[TeaSpoon]

In England that is a racial slur on Indians.....

I think he meant it as pakis as apposed to "Paki's" (pronounced pakies).

Or whatever.

 

[Gamah]

I never knew my hate thread would get so big...so much hate