Chavs DIE!

Overdriven

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All I want to know why, is why the hell do all the white (Can't spell Caucasion :() ones speak in Ebonics?

Language originated between coloured people who lived in the Bronx in the states in a 'Ghetto' (To live in the Ghetto - your life seeming like it was in the gutter, not the best lifestyles/jobs etc) - Correct me if I'm wrong.

I can agree when I said I could want them all dead, but I know a few in real life that don't touch me because I've seen them and spoken to them before. [Yes, I'm a 'Rocker' (Per say) and tend to wear black alot - being stereotyped as Goth by them)
But then as people have said. It's to do with the media. All of it. But then, when random ones just start on you and try to assult you for no reason - then the second you try to fight back you get 'done' for GBH it's just wrong.

Back to my main point: Anyone who can tell me when Ebonics moved over to the UK?

[Ebonics

n : a nonstandard form of American English spoken by some Black people in the United States]
 

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Coz they wanna act cool?

[Offtopic]: What does it say in your avatar on the little MS word clip guy?
 

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Nomans Land said:
Coz they wanna act cool?

[Offtopic]: What does it say in your avatar on the little MS word clip guy?

"Hi I'm here to piss you off. Do you wish for me to continue? Yes - Yes - Yes"

Yeah, though it's stupid. I understand they want to be cool, but it's not worth it - espically when they start making up words such as "neek" (Which, from what I've heard is a cross between a Geek and Nerd. So I'm guessing it's a 'bad' insult to them? Being smart?
 

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Well, hip-hop and rap etc is the chavs preferred musical choice, so they will imitate their idols like 50 cent, regardless of age, race or regional accent.
 

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[Offtopic]: Heh funi :clap:

Well its not as smart as fugly! which we should call all of them. See in their eyes each of them are cool to one another with the way they talk and the words they can splutter out of their mouths, to us they are just dicks :)

But sappose its the other way around in their eyes too.. ya just cant win really.
 

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Jugvayne said:
Well, hip-hop and rap etc is the chavs preferred musical choice, so they will imitate their idols like 50 cent, regardless of age, race or regional accent.



LMAO!

I heard this coming back from Lunch today in school, walking past a group of people. (100% serious)

"50 cent a fucking awesome bruv" .... I wonder if they know he got sued (and lost) for throwing a mic at some guy because he got booed off stage at a V.Festival. xD
 

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seriously, u can say "i know a chav and he DOESNT do blah blah" if he doesnt do that then hes not a chav! there is too much confusion with the clasification of these animals, refer to my list if you need help.
correct clasification will stop there morale mother fuckers trying to stand abover everyone else when they understand what a chav is.
no its not caused by the media. i live amongst the scum and its never on the tele, i know it all from 1st hand experience.
 

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got them in an email at work today :>
 

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tris- said:
seriously, u can say "i know a chav and he DOESNT do blah blah" if he doesnt do that then hes not a chav! there is too much confusion with the clasification of these animals, refer to my list if you need help.
correct clasification will stop there morale mother fuckers trying to stand abover everyone else when they understand what a chav is.
no its not caused by the media. i live amongst the scum and its never on the tele, i know it all from 1st hand experience.

what i meant is, there have been "chav" equivalents since for ever, but people thought they were specific to their area. Its only the media in recent years that have brought it to the nations attention.

And the way you go on "mother fucker this and mother fucker that" and ive got a big fuck off sword etc. You sound just like one. I do know chavs and they are sound. End of. Not my fault u cant stand up for yourself.
 

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Marc said:
what i meant is, there have been "chav" equivalents since for ever, but people thought they were specific to their area. Its only the media in recent years that have brought it to the nations attention.

And the way you go on "mother fucker this and mother fucker that" and ive got a big fuck off sword etc. You sound just like one. I do know chavs and they are sound. End of. Not my fault u cant stand up for yourself.

shouldn't be a nescessity in the world to be able to stand up for yourself! ;p
 

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I think killing all Chavs sounds like a swell idea. But how the hell are we going to dispose of all the Burbury without destroying the O-Zone Layer :(
 

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Tsabo said:
I think killing all Chavs sounds like a swell idea. But how the hell are we going to dispose of all the Burbury without destroying the O-Zone Layer :(


Send them all into space without training the open the door hatch :) They put loads of crap in space :/
 

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shouldn't be a nescessity in the world to be able to stand up for yourself! ;p


u reckon? I thought that would be one of the main nescessities in life. If you cant stand up for yourself you just get walked over in life. A doormat haha :D Mummy and daddy aint gonna be here for ever you know, to wipe your arse for you
 

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do what the uk used to do with criminals. Send them all to australia. Then we dont have call aussies "convicts" anymore, we can call them chavs :D

"fuckin chavs beat us at rugby again"
"fuckin chavs beat us at cricket again"
"have you seen that chav programme, neighbours"
"that toadie is a right chav innit"
"kylie minogue aint bad for a chav is she"
 

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Marc said:
u reckon? I thought that would be one of the main nescessities in life. If you cant stand up for yourself you just get walked over in life. A doormat haha :D Mummy and daddy aint gonna be here for ever you know, to wipe your arse for you

i was being ironic about modern society ;p

(Not that im good at defending myself in fights 8<)
 

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Marc said:
do what the uk used to do with criminals. Send them all to australia. Then we dont have call aussies "convicts" anymore, we can call them chavs :D

"fuckin chavs beat us at rugby again"
"fuckin chavs beat us at cricket again"
"have you seen that chav programme, neighbours"
"that toadie is a right chav innit"
"kylie minogue aint bad for a chav is she"

nah, loads of countries send us their worst scum already, thats just so lame for the receiving end...
 

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hehe Marc is owning with a 'p' at least in the argument. Agreed some chavs are sound and some are not, its the same for "rockers" I’ve meet loads of knob head "rockers" who deserve a good kick’in.. Society isn’t it great :D
 

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Marc said:
u reckon? I thought that would be one of the main nescessities in life. If you cant stand up for yourself you just get walked over in life. A doormat haha :D Mummy and daddy aint gonna be here for ever you know, to wipe your arse for you

Yea those 90 year old women that chavs beat to death for 50p...thier fault because they couldn't stand up for themselfs..

Personaly I can defend myself if needs be, however I should not have to walk out onto the street thinking that any moment I may need to defend myself because some burbury ape likes the look of my ipod.
 

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Judging by the replies on this thread simply adorning yourself in Burberry intantly
endows you with some form of immunity from prosecution, psychotic / sociopathic
tendencies etc.

I agree, Anyone who commits acts of ill against others should suffer.

But it is a slippery slope from simple generalisation to outright racism, sexism, homophobia etc.
Just because you have a bad experience to relate about 1 or 2 or however many,
unless you have met ALL 'chavs' I don't think you should pass judgement so
easily on those that you haven't.

It is attitudes like some of those being voiced here that led to support and eventual
power for the Nazi party in pre-war Germany...
 

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Gamah said:
Yea those 90 year old women that chavs beat to death for 50p...thier fault because they couldn't stand up for themselfs..

Personaly I can defend myself if needs be, however I should not have to walk out onto the street thinking that any moment I may need to defend myself because some burbury ape likes the look of my ipod.

I know of drunks who have beaten up old ladies. Does that mean every single person that drinks should be locked up? 95% of the adult population? No, ofc not.
 

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Marc said:
do what the uk used to do with criminals. Send them all to australia. Then we dont have call aussies "convicts" anymore, we can call them chavs :D

"fuckin chavs beat us at rugby again"
"fuckin chavs beat us at cricket again"
"have you seen that chav programme, neighbours"
"that toadie is a right chav innit"
"kylie minogue aint bad for a chav is she"

I found that quite funneh ;D
 

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Marc said:
And the way you go on "mother fucker this and mother fucker that" and ive got a big fuck off sword etc. You sound just like one. I do know chavs and they are sound. End of. Not my fault u cant stand up for yourself.

lol man you make me laugh every time i read your posts :D

first off, if you hadnt guessed i was joking. im not going to kill people because i dont like them, it seems you were not able to grasp than a normal doesnt do that.
i never said i had a big fuck off sword, ever. i said i collect swords, and then jokingly i said i would go kill people with it.
who said i couldnt stand up for my self? i real do wonder what you read when you refer to my posts. are you reading something else then just quoting my post for the fun of it? you see whole paragraphs of information! i didnt post it yet you still see it somewhere and guote my post.

and how is a person cool if they leach your tax money? all because they are too lazy to find a job. again you misread what i said and seemed to think that people on benefits make me believe they are a chav.

:eek6:
 

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It would be nice if they would fight fair, id be happy then. 5+ v 1 is lame. >(
 

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Marc said:
I know of drunks who have beaten up old ladies. Does that mean every single person that drinks should be locked up? 95% of the adult population? No, ofc not.

ofc you do....
 

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This thread is just lol... 20 pages of hate towards chavs hidden deep in a online game forum. Im yet to meet one of theese "chavs" but if they are the kind of ppl I think they are im tempted to go england just to meet some and go party with them :p
 

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...just looked at this thread after i left it sizzle in "non hatred" "all chavs should die" way...and holy jesus in a spike! :eek6:

If i knew saying something non anti-chav would've caused this much discussion, i'd done it in a whole new thread :p
 

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Marc said:
I know of drunks who have beaten up old ladies. Does that mean every single person that drinks should be locked up? 95% of the adult population? No, ofc not.

maybe they should consider laying off the booze? morons.
 

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drunks, different to people who get drunk.
a person who is a drunk is usualy an alcoholic around here. a person who is drunk, is just drunk.
 
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Marc said:
I know of drunks who have beaten up old ladies. Does that mean every single person that drinks should be locked up? 95% of the adult population?

just the ones beating on pensioners should get locked up :puke:

(sorry if ive missed most the rant btw xD)
 

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well basically my view is not necesarily that wearing a burbury cap instantly brands you to be a chav.

How to become a chav.

1. Talk gutteral english ensuring that every other word is either fuck or shit.
2. Talk loudly about people who are like 2 foot away ensuring that they are aware they are the object of ridicule.
3. Wearing lots of gold so that even Mr T has to stand back and Go Woah there that a lot of gold.
4. Wearing White trainers, Tracksuit bottoms, and a tracksuit with a hood but wearing the hood up while wearing a cap (burbury normally)
5. Hanging around shopping centres, outside of pubs (normally macdonalds) with groups of other chavs and chavettes (twin pushchair optional)


Lets face it either we have gotten too old and we think the young are all chavs or that the UK has a serious problem on its hands and need either

1. Extreame Schooling
2. A cull

personally im all for number 2.
 

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