Chavs DIE!

Gamah

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Was just walking home from work and 3 chavs rode past me on thier battered up bmx's wearing rebok tracksuits with burbury caps..

Each other of them rode right passed me and shouted "Kapow" in my face..now seen as I detest chavs I filled up with hate and anger at the mere site of thier exsistence..

Unwittingly I turned around and told them to "fuck off back to thier council esates you fucking chav *****" Expexting to be set apon by the dirty thieving fucks, I quickly realised my mistake for provoking the hooligans. To my suprise they shouted "Kapow" again and rode off..

I now detest chavs more than I did yesterday. Die you scurge of Britian die in a firey explosive death you fucking chav fucks. Whos with me in forming a culling of this dispicable exsistence.

Edit: And why is it all chavs are so fucking ugly...
 

Gotrag

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Im with you 100% but what does Kapow mean?

Chavs are a fucking pain in the ass and the worste thing is if they are on there own they wont say shit fucking wimps
 

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Gotrag said:
Im with you 100% but what does Kapow mean?

Chavs are a fucking pain in the ass and the worste thing is if they are on there own they wont say shit fucking wimps
kapow...like in the old batman episodes I would guess oO?
 

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Gotrag said:
Is that supposed to be some sort of a insult? :O
Who knows what goes on in that pea sized brain of thiers.
 

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Gamah said:
Who knows what goes on in that pea sized brain of thiers.
tbh im not sure what i hate more Chavs or Chavetts [female chavs] the dress sence is the same they act the same although they all want to smoke and get preganant as early as possible WTF is with that?

and what annoys me the most is alot of them [female chavs] are quite good looking its kinda annoying
 
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damn when i read topic thought it was something like a charv crashed a car or summit... or fell of their bike down a manhole or summit when they said kapow :twak:
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:
or fell of their bike down a manhole or summit when they said kapow :twak:
damn i couldnt help but laugh at that its funney when they fall of the bikes evan better when you put a stick in thier spokes but thats a diffrent story
 

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Yeah, I despise the bastards. But they do give me some hope in life, knowing I'll never quite reach that low a level.

Unless ofcourse I become a piece of solid shite. (Probably still a little better).
 

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just chuck the worlds entire collection of trakky bottoms and burbury into a very deep pit and let all the chavs follow unto their deaths
 
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Gotrag said:
damn i couldnt help but laugh at that its funney when they fall of the bikes evan better when you put a stick in thier spokes but thats a diffrent story
or when they nearly get nocked over by a bus, trying to do a "wheelie" on a main road trying to impress their orange faced bitches and then fall off just infront on the bus :D
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:
or when they nearly get nocked over by a bus, trying to do a "wheelie" on a main road trying to impress their orange faced bitches and then fall off just infront on the bus :D
If it was anyone else i would have sympathy :p


You know whats better?



When they try to do wheelies all is looking good then they hit a parked car.

or


When they try to do wheelies all is looking good then the bike goes up into the air the fall to the grond then the bike hits them.

Have seen both these two things happen.
 
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Gotrag said:
If it was anyone else i would have sympathy :p


You know whats better?



When they try to do wheelies all is looking good then they hit a parked car.

or


When they try to do wheelies all is looking good then the bike goes up into the air the fall to the grond then the bike hits them.

Have seen both these two things happen.
ditto :D

*goes away to think of over chav acts* :p
 

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I wish we had chavs in Denmark, they sound like fun :p

KAPOW! Like a gunshot? =p
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:
ditto :D

*goes away to think of over chav acts* :p
hehehe

just genrally its fun to watch em get hurt its either better if you have something to do with it
 
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Gotrag said:
hehehe

just genrally its fun to watch em get hurt its either better if you have something to do with it
tis :D

chav: "whoa like ya startin'?"
person#1: "aye"
*chav walks away*

chav: "whoa like ya startin'?"
person#2: *punches charv in nose*
The End. :)
 

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Tasslehoff said:
I wish we had chavs in Denmark, they sound like fun :p

KAPOW! Like a gunshot? =p

oh no you dont :p

seriously, they are such a pain in the ass :p

i know a very liberal minded, friendly, kind guy however whenever chavs are near he starts shouting about how they should re-invent genocide in europe especially for chavs ;)
 
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Gotrag said:
what makes you sayy that?
well they a bunch of ass wipes who get on your tits constantly :p might be fun to come over england for a holiday around them... but if you aint got em.. you dont want em! :D
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:
tis :D

chav: "whoa like ya startin'?"
person#1: "aye"
*chav walks away*

chav: "whoa like ya startin'?"
person#2: *punches charv in nose*
The End. :)
Chav: Wot the fuck you bashing into me for neek
Person: Get a life you ugly prick
Chav: you wanna go some
Person: Sure
Chav: walks away
Person: thought so *turns arround*
Chav Zerg Him *8 chavs beat up guy*
Person: ouch
Chav: as i fault:

7 chavs walk away

Person: now you die *punches chav*
Chav: *falls over start crying*
Person: evrytime your mates attack me im comming back for you
 
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Gotrag said:
Chav: Wot the fuck you bashing into me for neek
Person: Get a life you ugly prick
Chav: you wanna go some
Person: Sure
Chav: walks away
Person: thought so *turns arround*
Chav Zerg Him *8 chavs beat up guy*
Person: ouch
Chav: as i fault:

7 chavs walk away

Person: now you die *punches chav*
Chav: *falls over start crying*
Person: evrytime your mates attack me im comming back for you
lol, true story? ^^

*edit* a story

*chav kicks football at some guy wearing black*
Chav#1: oi ya goffic pass ve ball!
guy: na "goffs" cant play football
Chav#1: oi! who d ya think yu are? *shout* OI! big davey! come sort this goffic out!
"big davey": *very very squeaky voice* whoa like
*100 chavs come out the side street*
*"goff" gets mugged*
 

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Gotrag said:
Im with you 100% but what does Kapow mean?

Chavs are a fucking pain in the ass and the worste thing is if they are on there own they wont say shit fucking wimps

LOL! KAPOW has 2 meanings really

Kapow 1 - taking her virginity

"aye, i kapowed it"

and also Kapow 2 - like a gun clap, u know, like BRRRLAAP BRRRRLAAAP!!
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:

But i bet something simlar has happened to you at some point in your life ^^ im a tuff kid i bounced back :)

but back to the point

Burn the chavs :p
 

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Darksword said:
BRRRLAAP BRRRRLAAAP!!

i hate it when they say that

that is the most fucking stupid word they ever thought up

Darksword knows to much he is a chav get him :p na joking DS is kool
 
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Gotrag said:
But i bet something simlar has happened to you at some point in your life ^^ im a tuff kid i bounced back :)

but back to the point

Burn the chavs :p
happened to everyone hasnt it? :p
 

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Samaroon EatsCheese said:
happened to everyone hasnt it? :p
yeah

tbh add me to MSN you seem kool im gonna give you a rep point for your attitude towards chavs :p
 

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