Brushing your teeth.

Laddey

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More times i brush my teeth the whiter they will get? Is this true or a load of shizzle.

http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/PMO2532.jpg

Want teeth like that tbh.

Any good ways to keep your teeth white? I hear rubbing an extra trebone mint on them makes them really white, until you swollow.
 

Congax

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I'm blessed with rather white teeth, but I do brush them three times a day, so I guess a regular habit of the brushing and flossing helps alot :)
 

Laddey

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I'm blessed with rather white teeth, but I do brush them three times a day, so I guess a regular habit of the brushing and flossing helps alot :)

I floss (get excess food out) with the end of my fag packet. Will that help.

I've got pretty nice teeth tbh but i would like them alot whiter.
 

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I floss (get excess food out) with the end of my fag packet. Will that help.

I've got pretty nice teeth tbh but i would like them alot whiter.
Could stop smoking then, that would help aswell :p
 

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I can recommend man-juice.. Crystal white I tell you! Crystal white..

I'm sure someone can back me up on this statement?
 

Bugz

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You smoke?

If so -> say goodbye to naturally white teeth.
 

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Diet effects tooth colour dramatically. If you drink alot of acidic drinks or caffiene based drinks you will always have a hard time stopping your teeth appearing yellowish. Getting alot of calcium and vitamins/minerals can have a profound effect on your tooth colour, of course regular brushing helps but brushing/flossing too much will only end up damaging the gums which in turn will fuck your teeth up.

In short, drink loads of water and milk. Avoid acidic or sugary drinks.
 

Steffan-

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Don't think those fags help alot when you want whiter teeth tho hehe :p
 

Ezteq

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lol go to the dentist and ask for a scale and polish then stop drinking coffee and stuff.

or ive seen these tooth whitening kits at the supermarket but fgs dont overdo it lol remember ross in friends and his radioactive teeth?
 

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or ive seen these tooth whitening kits at the supermarket but fgs dont overdo it lol remember ross in friends and his radioactive teeth?

that episode was on e4 about an hour ago. this can't be a coincidence. there's a tooth whitening conspiricy
 

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The truth ( I think ) is it that your teeth are not 'naturally white'.. So just by brushing and such I dont think its possible to get them 'crystal white and shining'.. There is ways to bleach them tho.
 

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that episode was on e4 about an hour ago. this can't be a coincidence. there's a tooth whitening conspiricy

Was on danish tv2 this friday :eek6:

There's something out there..
 

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Well, i got f*cked up teeth that needeth an overhaul. If i could be arsed to visit the local butcher :(

But i don't mind, i never understood this obsession people have about teeth.

I don't go saying to people "Hey, you're fat! And have glasses!" so why do they insist on commenting on my teeth? :eek7:
 

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1. don't drink tea, coffee, red wine, anything that's likely to discolour

2. don't quit smoking - smoke so much yr tongue resembles a big yellow slug, this will help yer teeth look better by comparison

3. brush yer teeth so hard and often that yr gums bleed - all the red will also make yer teeth look great

4. seriously, avoid abrasive teeth whiteners - they also scrub half the enamel off your poor toothypegs, and actually it's the bit underneath that's yellow naturally (so scrubbin too much will just make em more yellow)

people I've known who've had teeth whitening nonsense, it never works... got to have veneers or fake teeth screwed into your jawbones - ick :(
 

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eep veneers :( anyone watch 10 years younger they always give them new teeth and omg talk about brutal :( i mean it looks nice when its done but tbh i'd rather take care of me gnashers than have them drilled and filed down like that, honestly its just *shudder*


i think bad teeth is one thing i do really dislike, ok so you cant help if you have crooked teeth np but people with unbrushed (and i have seen in some cases where the top of the tooth is actually green!) and manky teeth is just disgusting, its like folk who dont wash their hair i was sat behing a lad on the bus years ago and i saw something in the corner of my eye i looked down at his head and there were lice the size of coco pops roaming about on his nut!

i mean come on ffs we look like what we look like and im not one of these "ew man i think your ugly you should get plastic surgery and not be seen in public" i like that we all look different but we can look different without being dirty manky bastards imo.

SOAP
TOOTHPASTE
it dont cost much tbh.
 

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And if that doesn't work you can always buy 5 litres of bleach down at Lidl for 59p!

This will also cause liquid shit, but it's well worth it as your teeth will be shiny and white :D
 

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Yeah, Eq is another example of the selective discrimination.

Glasses? Nooo problem.
Midget? Hell you're short.
Got bad skin? Oh well.
WHAT?! Bad teeth?! No excuses you're a disgusting piece of sh*t!

Hmph...
 

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coffie/snus/smoke = not to good for ya teeths :|
 

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Yeah, Eq is another example of the selective discrimination.

Glasses? Nooo problem.
Midget? Hell you're short.
Got bad skin? Oh well.
WHAT?! Bad teeth?! No excuses you're a disgusting piece of sh*t!

Hmph...

as i said bad teeth isn't the same as dirty skanky teeth, if you have broken teeth or theyre crooked thats bad teeth but its not generally something you can help, however you dont have to be a rocket scientist to work out how to use a toothbrush

i detest dirty people theres no excuse for it unless your in a POW camp or something :touch: so yep i do consider people who dont brush their teeth to be disgusting and have no worries about discriminating against them
 

old.Tohtori

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as i said bad teeth isn't the same as dirty skanky teeth, if you have broken teeth or theyre crooked thats bad teeth but its not generally something you can help, however you dont have to be a rocket scientist to work out how to use a toothbrush

i detest dirty people theres no excuse for it unless your in a POW camp or something :touch: so yep i do consider people who dont brush their teeth to be disgusting and have no worries about discriminating against them

Yeah, and if you're fat, you can put the slice of pizza down.

If you're skinny, you can pick up the weights.

If you got red hair, go dye it.

You dodn't have to be a rocket scientist....yes...i'll say it...to f*cking realise that other people ain't going to attack you each time you leave the house. Get it yet?
 

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Yeah, and if you're fat, you can put the slice of pizza down.

If you're skinny, you can pick up the weights.

If you got red hair, go dye it.

You dodn't have to be a rocket scientist....yes...i'll say it...to f*cking realise that other people ain't going to attack you each time you leave the house. Get it yet?

so its that hard to pick up a toothbrush eh?



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright then i'll leave you to your insecurities and just go do something a little more productive...



wheres that mushroom i was observing, thats more fun than prodding this raw nerve.

calm down dude
 

old.Tohtori

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so its that hard to pick up a toothbrush eh?

I'm cool, thank you very much.

Who's avoiding the subject when we started to talk about YOUR problems?

Answer what i'm asking, or admit your just an a**hole, but don't you go on the highhorse and try to avoid the subject just 'cause you can't answer.

What's hard about picking up weights? What's hard about putting the food down and not eating that much? What's so hard about fixing anything someone else thinks is disgusting?

By the way, answering something like "Yeah ok i'm an a**hole ok" ain't that smart as you think...if you can't discuss the matter, stay the f*ck out.
 

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eep veneers :( anyone watch 10 years younger they always give them new teeth and omg talk about brutal :( i mean it looks nice when its done but tbh i'd rather take care of me gnashers than have them drilled and filed down like that, honestly its just *shudder*
tbh one of my pet hates atm, is the current fashion for ludicrously white teeth. Nobody ever looks better for em, they're as obvious and cheesy as fuck, the older you are the more they stick out..dunno if they bleech or just removed and replaced with porcelain. Stupid US fetish making headway overhere.

(likewise it's a running joke among yanks the english have bad teeth. I say we have 'normal' teeth).

Also normal brushing can be arbrasive and take off the surface of your teeth if overdone. Always used the firmest grade of bristles and went at em pretty heavy-handed. Now can see on couple of teeth where the enamal has been rubbed off near the gum (this is with like 20yrs of doing it) and next layer exposed (dentine?). This these bits always stain like fuck with red wine etc, ironically. Dunno if this why the tougher bristles out of favour and you can never buy em anywhere now.
 

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(likewise it's a running joke among yanks the english have bad teeth. I say we have 'normal' teeth).

Isn't that because they started adding Flouride to water years before we did?

Darzil
 

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I'm cool, thank you very much.

Who's avoiding the subject when we started to talk about YOUR problems?

Answer what i'm asking, or admit your just an a**hole, but don't you go on the highhorse and try to avoid the subject just 'cause you can't answer.

What's hard about picking up weights? What's hard about putting the food down and not eating that much? What's so hard about fixing anything someone else thinks is disgusting?

By the way, answering something like "Yeah ok i'm an a**hole ok" ain't that smart as you think...if you can't discuss the matter, stay the f*ck out.


man i have no idea what the hell your talking about but stfu would you your just making your self look like an even bigger twit than usual, we're all used to you going off on one occasionally but seriously enough is enough i have no idea how someone can get so damn tetchy about me saying i dont like people who cba to clean their teeth... i mean wtf???

it wasnt a personal attack on you and i have no idea what the hell you mean when you start talking about my problems, so you dont clean your teeth so what who cares i dont like it but i dont know you so does it actually matter what i think, and tbh i couldnt give a hoot about your teeth


its your attitude thats crawling right up the crack of my arse.
 

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