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old.-I^F- NG
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very appropriate choice of name idiotchild 
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old.Kattanga
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Id of thought "Wanker" would be more appropriate. I see NZ or where-ever have quite a good footie team. They still play "_Foot_Ball" with their hands like the aussies? And have 4 poles as goals? Is the normal sized goal too small for ur leppers of a team so they gotta double them and make them 4 times as large?
Alarm bells are ringing willie
Alarm bells are ringing willie
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old.Kattanga
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/me puts copyright on the forth comming piccies. Cheap laffs is my scam
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old.Kattanga
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H00ge Props to fatgit for sharing with us his "explorations" down under
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Dear Spammers,
Durrr, thats pretty clearly an Australian farmer you retards, I can see they obviously put as much emphasis on education in Euorpe as they do on personal hygiene and manners (i.e. none). But trust me gentlmen, If I ever want lesson's on being girly and effeminate, this is the first place I'll come.
I can see how you'd find that picture of the australian farmer amusing as he is actually working as opposed to your average french farmer who I believe spends most of his time standing around proteseting because he wants the french government to give him even more of an advantadge in the french market. Can't expect to work more than expect them to work more than SIX HOURS A DAY CAN WE? Oh no, where would they find time to drink and have sex with there children?
|MX3| IdiotChild
P.S. Flamming my name really is not a good/clever argument. Maybe I should have chosen a "cool" nick like l337 haxx0r X or Mr>killier, then everyone would have known I was skilled at tribes right? Don't worry i'll see some of you in the final stages of the Tribes2: World Domination tournament, when my clan plays the best clan from the European reigon.
Durrr, thats pretty clearly an Australian farmer you retards, I can see they obviously put as much emphasis on education in Euorpe as they do on personal hygiene and manners (i.e. none). But trust me gentlmen, If I ever want lesson's on being girly and effeminate, this is the first place I'll come.
I can see how you'd find that picture of the australian farmer amusing as he is actually working as opposed to your average french farmer who I believe spends most of his time standing around proteseting because he wants the french government to give him even more of an advantadge in the french market. Can't expect to work more than expect them to work more than SIX HOURS A DAY CAN WE? Oh no, where would they find time to drink and have sex with there children?
|MX3| IdiotChild
P.S. Flamming my name really is not a good/clever argument. Maybe I should have chosen a "cool" nick like l337 haxx0r X or Mr>killier, then everyone would have known I was skilled at tribes right? Don't worry i'll see some of you in the final stages of the Tribes2: World Domination tournament, when my clan plays the best clan from the European reigon.
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old.Kattanga
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10-Year-Old-Kid woulda been a better nick.
Whats all the insults to the french, coz i sure as hell aint french. Perhaps uve had too much of ur shite shandy they call Fosters or somesuch.
Whats all the insults to the french, coz i sure as hell aint french. Perhaps uve had too much of ur shite shandy they call Fosters or somesuch.
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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Sorry, that was my mistake. I thought you were French judging by the URL your pics are posted on. So when I posted a link to this strand on another forum I made a comment about Kattanga being a mad Frenchman.
With hindsight it was a stupid presumption. After all, who ever heard of a funny Frenchman? Silly me....
With hindsight it was a stupid presumption. After all, who ever heard of a funny Frenchman? Silly me....
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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Btw I may have failed my Geography exam, but isn't the farmland in New Zealand green rolling hills and the farmland in Australia dusty scrub?
Of course if you watched adverts for Anchor Butter and Fosters Lager, you would probably would have realised your geographical faux pas.
Well, what the hell do I know? I live in near Cambridge, world famous for it's Llama butt raping Frog puppets.
Oh, and don't confuse Kiwis with Aussies and vice versa. They get mighty annoyed.
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P.s Once again sorry for mistaking you for a Frenchman Kattanga. You're probably from one of those little countries that gets Nil points in the eurovision song contest. My second guess is your native tongue has a lot of Phlegm in it, if not venom Hey, you might even be Welsh
Of course if you watched adverts for Anchor Butter and Fosters Lager, you would probably would have realised your geographical faux pas.
Well, what the hell do I know? I live in near Cambridge, world famous for it's Llama butt raping Frog puppets.
Oh, and don't confuse Kiwis with Aussies and vice versa. They get mighty annoyed.
Dr S.God
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P.s Once again sorry for mistaking you for a Frenchman Kattanga. You're probably from one of those little countries that gets Nil points in the eurovision song contest. My second guess is your native tongue has a lot of Phlegm in it, if not venom
Hey, you might even be Welsh
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Bruce: Right, I just want to remind you of the Tribes rules:
Rule One! No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the tribe is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
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This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Amen!
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[This message has been edited by zach (edited 15 September 2000).]
Rule One! No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the tribe is to maltreat the Abos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
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This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Amen!
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[This message has been edited by zach (edited 15 September 2000).]
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LoLoLoLoLoL
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old.Kattanga
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You actually cut and pasted this forum to another? Why? U need more credibility? U wanna be the joker of the firm?
U wanna show how l33t u are to others?
What gives. If u have no original ideas then surely its best that u post on a NZ UBB where everyone will find u a "semi-god". Then we wont have ignorant NZ posting about how "my clan" will own the world.
It is extremely clear that u are a grade A muppet. Comiserations that u failed ur geography but im sure this accolade more than makes up for it. As for kiwis and aussies i couldnt give a flying fuck, im British and we colonised that place and used it a dumping ground for the degenerates of society. So they really dont have much room to talk. It would seem that the only things uve posted here are blatant rip offs of what other ppl have sed. Hell i seriously doubt u have a fucking clue who I^F and knave are.
So u can shove ur comments where the sun dont shine, though in ur case im quite sure it shines brightly.
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U wanna show how l33t u are to others?
What gives. If u have no original ideas then surely its best that u post on a NZ UBB where everyone will find u a "semi-god". Then we wont have ignorant NZ posting about how "my clan" will own the world.
It is extremely clear that u are a grade A muppet. Comiserations that u failed ur geography but im sure this accolade more than makes up for it. As for kiwis and aussies i couldnt give a flying fuck, im British and we colonised that place and used it a dumping ground for the degenerates of society. So they really dont have much room to talk. It would seem that the only things uve posted here are blatant rip offs of what other ppl have sed. Hell i seriously doubt u have a fucking clue who I^F and knave are.
So u can shove ur comments where the sun dont shine, though in ur case im quite sure it shines brightly.
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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I didn't cut and paste this forum, I placed a link to it. Just to show what a bunch of miserable, unhumourous, self important, arrogant and nasty sh1ts some of you are.
Thanks Kattanga, you've just put the icing on the cake.
AND PROVED MY POINT
Any further b1tching will only reinforce that I am right.
SG
Thanks Kattanga, you've just put the icing on the cake.
AND PROVED MY POINT
Any further b1tching will only reinforce that I am right.
SG
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old.taBOO
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So semigod, are you from cambridge or new zealand (was it hamilton u mentioned - nice place shame about the smell), I am still unsure on this point as you seem to be undecided as to which alias you are using on these bulletin boards.
As to the sheep shagging point, having travelled through australasia and asia for a year, the biggest proportion of sheep shaggers i have met hail from the New land of Zea. Five years ago it was a ratio of 2000 sheep to one human being I believe.
Yours, a thoughtful if not undeniably inebriated taBster
As to the sheep shagging point, having travelled through australasia and asia for a year, the biggest proportion of sheep shaggers i have met hail from the New land of Zea. Five years ago it was a ratio of 2000 sheep to one human being I believe.
Yours, a thoughtful if not undeniably inebriated taBster
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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Alias? I am exactly who it says in my profile, except for the occupation In your state of drunken confusion, your post has confused me, somewhat
I live in Cambridgeshire in the UK. My player nick is SemiGod, I'm leader of the [SPAM] TAC clan.
IdiotChild is a Tribes player from New Zealand and he/she is not me. Just to clear things up, Elvis, Lord Lucan, Glen Miller, Shergar and the Himalyan Yeti are not me either. Nor am I the gusset of Caprice's knickers or Denise Van Outen's Wonderbra which is a damn shame. I was Brittany Spears' G-String once, but alas, I woke up
Drink a pint of water and take a couple of aspirin before you go to bed. Then when you wake, you should not feel too bad and hopefully you'll have avoided a raging hangover. When you are feeling better, you will have to face your drinking problem. Remember, if you drink large enough quantities of alcohol regularly, you will build up a tolerance to it's effects. Drink more, you know it makes sense.
SG
In your state of drunken confusion, your post has confused me, somewhat I live in Cambridgeshire in the UK. My player nick is SemiGod, I'm leader of the [SPAM] TAC clan.
IdiotChild is a Tribes player from New Zealand and he/she is not me. Just to clear things up, Elvis, Lord Lucan, Glen Miller, Shergar and the Himalyan Yeti are not me either. Nor am I the gusset of Caprice's knickers or Denise Van Outen's Wonderbra which is a damn shame. I was Brittany Spears' G-String once, but alas, I woke up
Drink a pint of water and take a couple of aspirin before you go to bed. Then when you wake, you should not feel too bad and hopefully you'll have avoided a raging hangover. When you are feeling better, you will have to face your drinking problem. Remember, if you drink large enough quantities of alcohol regularly, you will build up a tolerance to it's effects. Drink more, you know it makes sense.
SG
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old.THAT Myr
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well, Hi there....few things here..
SemiGod did drop a link into the TPG forum down under. Interesting to see there are some types world wide in our community...
IC is a "being" totally unconnected to the aforementioned SemiGod and has been round for a fair old while...and that was one of your less well constructed posts IC...
As far as the comment about... "We" sent all our degenerates..
For a start You gotta be pretty old dude....
secondly, Just how does it feel to be constantly outperformed as a Nation, in pretty much any area you wanna mention, by the descendants of a rejected bunch of degenerates?...
SemiGod did drop a link into the TPG forum down under. Interesting to see there are some types world wide in our community...
IC is a "being" totally unconnected to the aforementioned SemiGod and has been round for a fair old while...and that was one of your less well constructed posts IC...
As far as the comment about... "We" sent all our degenerates..
For a start You gotta be pretty old dude....
secondly, Just how does it feel to be constantly outperformed as a Nation, in pretty much any area you wanna mention, by the descendants of a rejected bunch of degenerates?...
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"Just how does it feel to be constantly outperformed as a Nation, in pretty much any area you wanna mention, by the descendants of a rejected bunch of degenerates?..."
Hmm lets just keep this relevant m8 - online gaming is what we're talking about here and the last time I checked the South Pacific had a sum total of fuck and all going down.
I suggest you look at the big picture about what the UK has achieved before you start slagging us.
KoS
Hmm lets just keep this relevant m8 - online gaming is what we're talking about here and the last time I checked the South Pacific had a sum total of fuck and all going down.
I suggest you look at the big picture about what the UK has achieved before you start slagging us.
KoS
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old.THAT Myr
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well, I thought my post was in line with the rest....this topic seems to have become a "slag a country or 2 that i know fek all about" type topic a few posts back...try checking...
as for keeping it to the online gaming...and i supose Tribes in particular...
i have just spent a while checking TWC results...searched diligently for any UK-ish type teams that made it past round 1 in either bracket...still looking...oops...update!..2 UK-ish teams played each other...so 1 made it!!
AU or NZ though......
as for keeping it to the online gaming...and i supose Tribes in particular...
i have just spent a while checking TWC results...searched diligently for any UK-ish type teams that made it past round 1 in either bracket...still looking...oops...update!..2 UK-ish teams played each other...so 1 made it!!
AU or NZ though......
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old.Kattanga
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Last game i saw was AU playing USE or USW. Complete cap outs? I think so. Any caps in reply? I dont think so. Strange how all the AU team vanished mid game.....
Cant keep their connections stable enough to play on their own servers?
This is turning out to be a my daddys bigger than ur daddy contest. I suggest u make ur own topic and post there, so we can all be awed by ur firm grasp of the English language. Yes, _English_ language. So before u carry on with ur sad remarks, ud prolly be better off remembering u were from this island at one time. If ud like to continue this childish banter i suggest u hurry up as youve got primary school on monday and mother wont let u stay up late on sundays.
Cant keep their connections stable enough to play on their own servers?
This is turning out to be a my daddys bigger than ur daddy contest. I suggest u make ur own topic and post there, so we can all be awed by ur firm grasp of the English language. Yes, _English_ language. So before u carry on with ur sad remarks, ud prolly be better off remembering u were from this island at one time. If ud like to continue this childish banter i suggest u hurry up as youve got primary school on monday and mother wont let u stay up late on sundays.
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I hope this makes you cringe, Kattanga
You are a fine one to be talking about the English language or primary school education. At the end of two of your posts you have put:
"Form Is Temporary
Class is permenant"
If that's your signature I'd keep it as it is. It accurately portrays your lack of academic achievement. This is how you spell PERMANENT.
It is amazing you manage to type at all; considering you have successfully inserted both your feet into your mouth at the same time.
Let me put this more clearly for you. Know when you're beaten and leave this strand alone.
SG
You are a fine one to be talking about the English language or primary school education. At the end of two of your posts you have put:
"Form Is Temporary
Class is permenant
"If that's your signature I'd keep it as it is. It accurately portrays your lack of academic achievement. This is how you spell PERMANENT.
It is amazing you manage to type at all; considering you have successfully inserted both your feet into your mouth at the same time.
Let me put this more clearly for you. Know when you're beaten and leave this strand alone.
SG
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And yet another thread descends into total bitchyness. That's why I keep reading em
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old.KoS
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Nice use of bold text & capitals asshole. Maybe you should do US all a FAVOUR and FUCK OFF
KoS
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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There's nothing like a clever putdown, Kos. And that was nothing like a clever putdown
YoU wIlL hAve To TrY hArDeR tHaN tHaT
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YoU wIlL hAve To TrY hArDeR tHaN tHaT
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old.Kattanga
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Anyone seen that MacDonalds advert?
It seems the height of the Austral-asian culture is the Bondia Burgers and the Cheesy Boomerangs. And besides we won the Ashes in Robot Wars.
Semi god, u fucking imbecile, i dont type with my fucking feet u fucknut and as such fail to see why it would hamper my typing.
Judging from the skill of ur clan that it would appear it is actuallly them that use their feet.
Perhaps ur tribe will actually play tribes 2 and not a spinoff mod and as such will actually be known and not seen as a fucking lame wanna-be twat whos life revolves around posting in every fucking thread most of which dont even fucking concern you. So stop being such a fucking racist cunt u southern shandy drinking faggot, and like ive sed before, take ur candyass comments elsewhere. Perhaps theres another UBB that has someone posting pictures so u can rip them off. Or delivering childish remarks to ppl in the scene uve never fucking heard or seen of. Asfor my sig, u really have to belittle urself by picking up on typos now?
SO GET TO FUCK
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It seems the height of the Austral-asian culture is the Bondia Burgers and the Cheesy Boomerangs. And besides we won the Ashes in Robot Wars.
Semi god, u fucking imbecile, i dont type with my fucking feet u fucknut and as such fail to see why it would hamper my typing.
Judging from the skill of ur clan that it would appear it is actuallly them that use their feet.
Perhaps ur tribe will actually play tribes 2 and not a spinoff mod and as such will actually be known and not seen as a fucking lame wanna-be twat whos life revolves around posting in every fucking thread most of which dont even fucking concern you. So stop being such a fucking racist cunt u southern shandy drinking faggot, and like ive sed before, take ur candyass comments elsewhere. Perhaps theres another UBB that has someone posting pictures so u can rip them off. Or delivering childish remarks to ppl in the scene uve never fucking heard or seen of. Asfor my sig, u really have to belittle urself by picking up on typos now?
SO GET TO FUCK
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old.KoS
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Yer mam was saying that her Cambridge interlectualism hasnt affected her phsyical appearance - I aint too sure on that one, judge for yourselves.
Having a mum like that Semi, would explain a few things though - like why you spend your life spewing your goat semen encrusted bollox onto this forum.
KoS
Having a mum like that Semi, would explain a few things though - like why you spend your life spewing your goat semen encrusted bollox onto this forum.
KoS
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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Kattanga, you calling me racist is a bit like the Pot calling the Kettle black.
Kos, at least my mother was married to my father when I was born.
Cmon guys! If you want to insult me, try to use your brains, instead of stooping to plain vulgarity
SG
P.s.Please don't post another picture of your girlfriend here, Kos. I nearly threw up my tea
Kos, at least my mother was married to my father when I was born.
Cmon guys! If you want to insult me, try to use your brains, instead of stooping to plain vulgarity
SG
P.s.Please don't post another picture of your girlfriend here, Kos. I nearly threw up my tea
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old.KoS
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Well and truely 0wned there SG - you can shut up now, you've lost.
KoS
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old.SPAM SemiGod
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No, it is you who are Owned...
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ROTFL
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I don't make any sense, ah well.