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TdC

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Is your spunk really giant or does it just seem that way because your willy is tiny?
Nono - each spunk can be filleted into several decent sized steaks.

it's amazing you can get something that large out of something so small. it probably looks even smaller compared to a freshly ejected maega-spermotzu. sort of like front pink-sock effect or something equally unpleasant. unlike some, my coworker Rob for example, I'm sure you know what that is. also, I take great pleasure in enlarging coworker Rob's vocabulary: he once and unwisely told his girlfriend I'd casually mentioned he should give her a Dirty Rodruigez. he thought it was a cocktail. to my ever lasting delight, she knew better. he told me about the argument the next day.

Also, well said Turamber.
 

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This. I don't really have much time for racists tbh. Or people that think attempted hit and run is the idea of a good night out.

This goes from me towards any intolerance really, be it height, race, religion, lifestyle choice, size of penis, or being a big one.

Not to be mistaken ofcourse with taking the piss, which is fine if it doesn't go too far and is kept firmly in the realm of tonguecheek.
 

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Nono - each spunk can be filleted into several decent sized steaks.

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TdC

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tbh I admit spunking that out would prolly sting a bit :(
 

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If all religion was gone, something else would just take its place as a rallying cause for humans to do silly things ;)

Totally agree, some other form of tribalism would take its place. Human nature unfortunately.
 

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The US has the most secular constitution of any nation, by the people for the people etc. Contrasted with ours which has an official religion, and technically gets authority from a higher power, via the Queen. This was originally intended to prevent persecution of the various religions, and now the US is by far the most socially religious first world country. Surely the religious people over here should be in favour of secularism also?

Whilst technically true, the Queen has no real power. Royal Accent has not been refused on any act of parliament since the 1700's. It's more of a ceremonial post. Whilst people mock all the pomp and pageantry we still have in UK it brings in the tourist money by the bucket load.
 

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Totally agree, some other form of tribalism would take its place. Human nature unfortunately.

Yes, but hopefully it would be some kind of tribalism that didn't actually hope for death/the end of the world.
 

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Yes, but hopefully it would be some kind of tribalism that didn't actually hope for death/the end of the world.

There is always hope. When you think about it, the people that started these various 'cults' are geniuses. What could we possibly offer, that would cost nothing but in return they would offer blind obedience? :)
 

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Please post a single one of these 'derogatroy comments based purely on race' and I will be pleased to admit it.
 

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Does't work like that Job, in these parts people don't need proof of said posts regarding any accusation :p

Scouse for example thinks religious people are the future.
 

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Please post a single one of these 'derogatroy comments based purely on race' and I will be pleased to admit it.

80% immigrant birth in London (not true) causing "cultural genocide"

Because immigrants don't have or include themselves in culture, they just KILL IT!
 

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Tis true in parts, so hardly 'not true'.
I think you need to draw a simple of graph of 80-50% immigrant birthrates and follow the line into the future where you will find no morris dancers.
Racist? I mean really :rolleyes:
We are due to be numerically taken over by 2066, of course by then many will have adopted british culture, so in reality the culture will survive much longer and historically adapts and absorbs other cultures into whatever british 'culture' is.
It's nothing new, the speed is the problem.
 

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Er. you do realise that London is basically made up of "foreign" cultures? right? It has been for some 2000 years... It is what makes it one of the best cities in the world.
 

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Raven: you seem to be forgetting the key point here. If it's not OUR CULTURE. It's NOT CULTURE.
 

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Er. you do realise that London is basically made up of "foreign" cultures? right? It has been for some 2000 years... It is what makes it one of the best cities in the world.
I think I explained that in my very post.
Raven: you seem to be forgetting the key point here. If it's not OUR CULTURE. It's NOT CULTURE.
You seem to be putting some Freudian urges of your own into my posts, when have I said that?You might like to look over long arguments I've had on this board defending the rights of people we routinely bomb into the stoneage because the powers that be don't respect their lives or culture.
 

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Er. you do realise that London is basically made up of "foreign" cultures? right? It has been for some 2000 years... It is what makes it one of the best cities in the world.

Not only london, the whole island really. As eddie izzard put it; mongrel nation.

A lot of inherently british is actually from somewhere else.

Nothing wrong in that mind you, diversity equals progress.
 

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old.Tohtori said:
The f*ck is a morris dancer? :D

Obscure hangovers from pre-christian religions.

Sounds your kinda thing :p
 

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Obscure hangovers from pre-christian religions.

Sounds your kinda thing :p

The above looks like some kind of frenchy shenannigans, not my style at all!

I mean come on, no boobs or booze involved? Bah.
 

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The maidens of the village also dance and cavort around a giant phallus...
 

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SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE MORRIS DANCERS :eek:
 

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