A Good Reason to Split Up?

[Brynn]

Yea, ours is on the side too. None of the up or down, coz usually I go to grab it and rip the damn thing off the wall.

Problem solved by just sitting it on the window ledge.

 

[MYstIC G]

How about you stop using tripod because it's wank...

 

[Escape]

It goes under, as all gentlemen know!

It's unmanly to contemplate the amount of tissue needed. Just pull and wipe > repeat until satisfied.

The sheet of paper must be detached in a single, swift motion without disturbing the roll.

 

[itcheh]

I was being lazy and just linked to an image ...

... and now I can't edit the post to change it

It was meant to be something like this:

 

[Gengi]

I was being lazy and just linked to an image ...

... and now I can't edit the post to change it

It was meant to be something like this:

I may be scarred for life, I disagree with MyStiC I think images like that are best left on Tripod, that is foul beyond description, verily tis an abomination. uke:

Later

Gengee

 

[Wij]

Has anyone ever tasted their wee to see if they have diabetes ?

 

[dysfunction]

what are you tasting for exactly? If its sugary sweet??

This thread reminds me of wij's poo thread...but not as good

 

[tris-]

i tasted my wee but it wasnt for diabetes.

more out of curiosity.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Has anyone ever tasted their wee to see if they have diabetes ?

*cough* Well, since i do HAVE diabetes, i have little use in doing so

About womens uwe of the roll. Things they do and we don't:

- Wipe after weewee. And if it may seem "useless", it's better then the alternative.

- Use it to clean off some make up stuff. Haven't watched the process but i've seen proof.

- Clean off what you left...you know what i mean!

- Clean the toilet. Yes, this is hard to imagine, but they use paper to wipe of your pee, smut from the mirror from make up or your snot and so forth.

Quite multi-usable roll for being so simple.

 

[babs]

A++++++++ Thread, would post again.

 

[TdC]

*cough* Well, since i do HAVE diabetes, i have little use in doing so

About womens uwe of the roll. Things they do and we don't:

- Wipe after weewee. And if it may seem "useless", it's better then the alternative.

- Use it to clean off some make up stuff. Haven't watched the process but i've seen proof.

- Clean off what you left...you know what i mean!

- Clean the toilet. Yes, this is hard to imagine, but they use paper to wipe of your pee, smut from the mirror from make up or your snot and so forth.

Quite multi-usable roll for being so simple.

bah, my loo's pretty decent and yet my gf will happilly go through 3/4 of a roll in 24hrs. strangely the most usage seems to be at night, leading me to believe that she either a)eats it, b)feeds it to some unknown creature or c)pays off the scary beasties of the night with it to not sneak in the bedroom and pinch our toes with their scaly pincers

 

[old.Tohtori]

bah, my loo's pretty decent

Exactly!

When's the last time that YOU cleaned it?

 

[Lester]

Talking of spooge, when was the last time you ever saw a film where the romantic couple head for the bedroom and the girl says "Ooh hang on a min, I'll just get some bog roll so the spooge doesn't go all over the shop when you take your johnson out...."

 

[Trem]

Maybe she didn't have a fanny like a wheelie bin in that film though.

 

[old.user4556]

Talking of spooge, when was the last time you ever saw a film where the romantic couple head for the bedroom and the girl says "Ooh hang on a min, I'll just get some bog roll so the spooge doesn't go all over the shop when you take your johnson out...."

Hehehe, makes me think of "woman on top position"; post spooge withdrawl from that position ends up in a splat of man mayonaise on you.

 

[TdC]

Exactly!

When's the last time that YOU cleaned it?

rumbled my cleaning lady is very good at her job

 

[tris-]

Talking of spooge, when was the last time you ever saw a film where the romantic couple head for the bedroom and the girl says "Ooh hang on a min, I'll just get some bog roll so the spooge doesn't go all over the shop when you take your johnson out...."

now this leads me onto further curiosities.

a)have you ever just let it fly everywhere and didnt clean it up?
a1)if so was it someone elses house?
b)have you ever tasted your own spuff? to check for diabetes or what ever (you can use that as an excuse).

 

[old.user4556]

a) have let it fly, but cleaned it up
b) never tasted it

/edit can't believe i even replied

 

[old.Tohtori]

Remember kids! Using a condom keeps your manjuices in a controlled and safe enviroment and prevents you from getting a nasty STD!

*bows*

 

[tris-]

a) have let it fly, but cleaned it up
b) never tasted it

/edit can't believe i even replied

you never tasted your own? oh erm ye, me neither.

I HAVENT!




ok look, i was testing for diabetes.

it tickled my tounge.

 

[Damini]

What the hell is this "Drink Your Wee To See If You Have Diabetes" thing?

 

[Will]

It is supposed to taste sweet.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

What the hell is this "Drink Your Wee To See If You Have Diabetes" thing?

I don't believe we are talking wee

 

[Whipped]

Has pictures of wee in glasses

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/drinking-pee/

 

[dysfunction]

now this leads me onto further curiosities.

a)have you ever just let it fly everywhere and didnt clean it up?
a1)if so was it someone elses house?
b)have you ever tasted your own spuff? to check for diabetes or what ever (you can use that as an excuse).

I'm going to answer this:

a) No
a1) No
b) No

Why would I want to taste it? What is there to gain from this experience?

 

[Whipped]

Why would I want to taste it? What is there to gain from this experience?

An insight into the .....
*insert strange outer limits type tune here*
.... World of the Woman

 

[dysfunction]

An insight into the .....
*insert strange outer limits type tune here*
.... World of the Woman

If that was the case I would slap on a Dress and you would call me Susan
That way I still can anser all the questions with a "No".

 

[Ch3tan]

Hi Susan

 

[dysfunction]

ffs I havnt got my dress on yet!!

 

[TdC]

I'm going to answer this:

a) No
a1) No
b) No

Why would I want to taste it? What is there to gain from this experience?

a) yeah, I have
a1) indeed. it was at a friend's student housing
b) I may have, see a, cos I more or less passed out after I did a and tbh it could have gone anywhere

sorry