A Good Reason to Split Up?

[Mazling]

Er... hnnnnng... grmpf... hmm... aha!

Subjects left to discuss:

The World Toilet Organisation
Loo-roll Brands
German Toilets
Ability to perform in public places (#1 & #2)
Why I'm still reading this thread.

 

[Lazarus]

you never tasted your own? oh erm ye, me neither.

I HAVENT!




ok look, i was testing for diabetes.

it tickled my tounge.

jeezzz....next you'll be asking if anyone has tasted someone elses wee.

 

[TdC]

Er... hnnnnng... grmpf... hmm... aha!

Subjects left to discuss:

The World Toilet Organisation
Loo-roll Brands
German Toilets
Ability to perform in public places (#1 & #2)
Why I'm still reading this thread.

aha nice one there. I for one can NOT pee when someone's there / watching me / whatever. for that matter, while doing a #2 I'd be wondering why the heck there was someone other than me there

 

[tris-]

Ability to perform - this depends on the type of visitors in the toilet. if its the one who looks at your dick in the way in, stands next to you and looks at your dick then looks at you while hes pissing.. i usually cant piss. usualy though i can go if i just stare at the wall and focus.
when it comes to a shit i just go crazy and push it with maximum force for the loudest noises and smells.

 

[old.user4556]

*gives TdC some Golden Promise*

 

[TdC]

makes you wonder doesn't it

 

[PLightstar]

I once tasted my own spooge once, my GF kept it her mouth and decided it would be fun to kiss me, and put it in my mouth, without telling me, I was not prepared, its was all warm n stuff I imeditaly got up and spat it out in the Bathroom. can't remember the taste, that was very weird. She wasn't pleased, she said that if she was expected to have it in her mouth so should I. Thats Logic, but still I've had her *uhem* fluids in my mouth, so I don't why she put mine in my mouth. She hates if I kiss her after ive been down on her.

Thats true bout the toliet thing though, u don't see a porn film where the girl goes, can you get me some more tissue please, to clear up this mess.

MB i've given too much info, but Just had to say it. Sorry

 

[Bodhi]

i'd just like to point out that i am writing this post whilst taking a shit.

NNNNNNNNGH!

gotta love psp's

 

[PLightstar]

Well thats kinda gross, but hoorah for PSP's One of the greatest inventions of ManKind.

Mind u I usually do a race in Wipeout or watch a review or trailer I D/L on my PSP when im on the Can.

 

[Bodhi]

What???? You tell us about tasting your own spooge and then call ME gross for telling you I'm having a shit?

You're right tho, PSP's are one of the greatest things ever. Just wish the fucking memeory cards were cheaper.......

Anyway I'm off back to bed to play Burnout.

 

[Lazarus]

Anyway I'm off back to bed to play Burnout.

is that like when you wank too much*** and yer willy burns with the pain.






*** if that were possible

 

[Brynn]

is that like when you wank too much*** and yer willy burns with the pain.






*** if that were possible

And your just ejaculating powder?

 

[babs]

Imagine if you got elephantisis or gigantism of the sperm. You'd have proper sized tadpoles popping out of your pee-hole.

 

[Jupitus]

Imagine if you got elephantisis or gigantism of the sperm. You'd have proper sized tadpoles popping out of your pee-hole......

.... and a big fat ZERO chance of getting her to swallow

 

[tris-]

Imagine if you got elephantisis or gigantism of the sperm. You'd have proper sized tadpoles popping out of your pee-hole.

what the hell, i cant believe you would even tink stuff like this

 

[Lazarus]

.... and a big fat ZERO chance of getting her to swallow

yeah - more like chew.

 

[Mazling]

Surely the RSPCA would set upon you ...

 

[Gengi]

Surely the RSPCA would set upon you ...

They would be understanding look at teh name and the anagram
thereof,
RSPCA CRAPS.
they know,

Later

Gengee

 

[Mazling]

Rspca Pracs ... Carps ... Sparc ... Parcs ...

 

[Tom]

Anyone here gone for a nice fat fart, and accidently 'dribbled one out'?

Thank god for showers thats all I can say

*whistles*

 

[tris-]

ye i did that in bed once and shat everywhere.

 

[Wij]

Mmm - Squirts 2 thread I believe was the one where I shat my suit before work

 

[old.user4556]

a follow through

 

[WPKenny]

Anyone here gone for a nice fat fart, and accidently 'dribbled one out'?

Thank god for showers thats all I can say

*whistles*

When I was in secondary school one day I felt a fart brewing so went to let it off in this guy's face and followed through. Luckily no one noticed and cos I'd just announced I was going to fart they didn't comment on the smell much either as I made my excuses and waddled to the toilets. I wiped away what I could from the inside of my boxers and sprayed muchos deodorant on the stain. Still amazed to this day at how I got away with it.

 

[tris-]

thats what you get for being a bully

 

[Athan]

I voted 'over'.

It's just easier to pull the paper.

The ONLY vaguely sane argument I ever heard against this is that cats ALSO find it easier to pull the paper in this configuration. But I've never lived with a cat that did it anyway.

-Ath

 

[Athan]

While we are talking partners and toilets, the seat up/seat down issue.
Women complain that we leave the seat up and it should be left down, why should we (men) be the ones to alter the toilet seat status? I would argue that in fact women are guilty of leaving the seat down.

I simply always put both the seat AND lid down.

-Ath
P.S. After using the toilet, you pedants.

 

[tris-]

i always wonderd that my self and have yet to find anyone who will fully answer the question.

i fear the easiest solution is to have two seperate toilets in your house. one for use by men and the other by women.

 

[Addlcove]

lid down, I might not be very manly but I usually sit down when I'm on the toilet, bit hard reading a book standing up

 

[old.Tohtori]

The lid down/up thing is an age old debate, but it's like any other "equal womens rights" thing really.

Now put down the pitchfork and listen ma barker!

It used to be that men gave their seat to ladies, open doors for ladies and so forth, for the ladies.

Now the good things to women came, right to vote, independence improvevments(i think), equal pay and so forth.

But, what we forgot to do is up the men's side of the "equal rights" also. So now women have same rights as the men, good thing! But the men still have to do the same things we used to do and its expected.

So, back to the lid so to speak.

Its just one of the things men have to do to keep women happy, there's no equal rights in this matter.

I close the lid before the flush, since it keeps the tiny tiny pee/poo particles in the bowl and keeps them from flying up in your face.

Hope this helps?