A Good Reason to Split Up?

[SheepCow]

Over the top, but my gf does it under the bottom.

 

[TdC]

I've never had shit on my nuts; my shit or anyone elses.

How the fuck do you get shit on your nuts from wiping your arse?

it's all in the wrist

 

[dysfunction]

I just got some very funny stares from my coworkers for laughing out loud at this thread...

Its pure genius.

 

[tankgirl_ni]

It Depends If Your Left Or Right Handed Doesn't It?!

 

[tankgirl_ni]

maybe ill just go to the world toilet summit and find out...
its being held in belfast today.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4284898.stm

 

[Trem]

I've never had shit on my nuts; my shit or anyone elses.

How the fuck do you get shit on your nuts from wiping your arse?

Buy me a drink and I will show you.

 

[babs]

Trem wipes while he's going, that's how.


It's messy.

 

[Will]

Buy me a drink and I will show you.

I think you might need more than one drink to show Kenny how you do it.

 

[WPKenny]

Buy me a drink and I will show you.

I think you'd have to buy me a drink to let you show me.

 

[Mazling]

I need a drink before I'm looking at this thread again, but drinking will only make me visit the loo and think of these horrors anyway.

 

[tris-]

when it comes to shitting and the aftermath, i am the same as trem. except i have never once, to my knowledge, got shit on my balls.
also, i have never leaked pee from wiping. i think what your doing is sticking your finger right up to your colon. what you really should do is just wipe the outside.

 

[Trem]

Then pooh will be left and it will make my piles all itchy. I'm sick of walking the dogs in the morning past traffic jams having to scratch my arse.

 

[tris-]

Then pooh will be left and it will make my piles all itchy. I'm sick of walking the dogs in the morning past traffic jams having to scratch my arse.

so you actually clean the poo out of your cavity? well, that is... interesting.

 

[Trem]

It may be a new angle on anus wiping for you. Give it a go.

 

[Mazling]

when it comes to shitting and the aftermath, i am the same as trem. except i have never once, to my knowledge, got shit on my balls.

'Booya!'

 

[Lester]

Do you ever keep wiping and still get a bit of poo left? After about 10 minutes you give yourself a really light wipe just to kid yourself it's clean...

 

[tris-]

no?

sometimes to be safe, i wipe it about 5 times. then i get my finger and just have a little rub around to check its all clean.

ive had the shits for about 3 weeks now though, now i have to do this all the time.

trem - when you reach through the front, have you ever managed to get poo on your wrist?

 

[Lester]

I have never ever EVER touched my bottom with my unadorned finger....

 

[tris-]

it really is the easiest way to check its clean. you dont need to look or anything, you feel it.

 

[Trem]

I have yes, its the best way to be sure. If you have the bottle to touch it that shows you have the confidence in your wiping skills.

Its the mans way.

 

[WPKenny]

I have yes, its the best way to be sure. If you have the bottle to touch it that shows you have the confidence in your wiping skills.

Its the mans way.

It's the shitty finger way.

I hope you keep your nails short...

 

[TdC]

it's more the army way. get one bit of TP, tear a little bit out of the middle, insert finger, clean. use little bit from middle to clean nail. smile. bury produce.

 

[Tom]

You're all sick fuckers.

 

[TdC]

smell my finger Tom

 

[Maljonic]

You are all wrong!

Peasants.

Summo you disappoint me, a southern actor not knowing his bog roll positioning, shocking. I'm telling Shakespeare.

I always thought that it was only peasants that put the roll to feed from underneath because they were too stupid to know better; it obviously goes over the top, especially if it's just on a thin metal thingy, otherwise your hand has to get to close to the wall and will spread yucky germs on there. Over the top = free and easy, no chance of touching anything other than the roll itself. Obviously if you don't wash your hand afterwards it doesn't make much difference, may as well shit everywhere.

 

[Bodhi]

Over the Top/Underneath - Really couldn't give a shit which way round the bog roll is, as long as it's soft and it's in the same room as I'm pooing in I'll be a happy boy. If it's held by a young nubile blonde girl with big tits....even better.

Toilet Seat Up/Down - Leave it down and piss all over the seat. That'll show em freaks who sit down to pee.

Wiping - Lean one cheek off the seat, have a wipe or three.

Also, I never wash my hands after I use the toilet, it's called not being a retard and getting piss all over your hands in the first place. Saves water aswell innit.

 

[tris-]

It's the shitty finger way.

I hope you keep your nails short...

how is it the shitty finger way?
do you think i just put my bare hand down and scoop all the shit out?! no no no. you wipe it clean, when you know its clean you feel it to double check. if you get shit on your finger then clearly you dont know how clean your arse.

 

[MYstIC G]

* First abuse of new mod powers: Poll time! *

 

[Sockstuff]

. The pressure on my anus seems to force a bit of wee out, this means some goes on the bog seat and some goes on my hand.
.

New sig!
Also over the top is the clear winner.

My bog roll holder really holds the roll. when you want more you pull it out towards you and when you have the desired length you pull down. It then holds it and it breaks off nicley.

I've never seen another one like it tbh. all crap ones like Trems.

 

[Nightchill]

Missing option: It doesnt fucking matter

Heathen.