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[Stazbumpa]

Impossible, I say.

 

[old.frankie]

WOOOT

dont care what anyone says, went out last night, had a fecking massive night out, everyone in da club lost it, it was fecking mental

amazing really, truly amazing.

 

[bodhi]

Hook, line and sinker.

You have just fallen for the oldest trick in the book.
To coin a phrase..."0wned".

So I say it again for the cheap seats.

Dance music is shit.

 

[bodhi]

Oh and xenon, please note the spelling of my name. You should be getting on to 5 letter words at school next week, do try to listen in. You may look less dense.

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Hook, line and sinker.

You have just fallen for the oldest trick in the book.
To coin a phrase..."0wned".

So I say it again for the cheap seats.

Dance music is shit.

(yawn.........)

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Oh and xenon, please note the spelling of my name. You should be getting on to 5 letter words at school next week, do try to listen in. You may look less dense.

Here you go:

"Thank you for you contribution on the state of my mind. I shall forward it to someone who gives a fuck."

There.

 

[old.TUG]

0wned

 

[old.frankie]

bod m8, you get young and very nice looking horny girls in your sorta music you listen to ?

i think not...

nuff said really

If you want to have a quiet night in, have a bodhi music night.

If u want a massive ace time and totally lose it with loads of nice girls, then have a dance/trance/house music type night out.

MUCHO RESPECTO

Peace!

 

[bodhi]

I prefer quiet nights. You know pubs, meaningful discussion (turning into mindless shit at the end of the night) with friends, cheap non-watered down beer, talking to normal women who do not have their head inserted up their own arses. Basically everything clubbing isnt.

And on a personal note, I think anyone who uses words like "massive", "ace" and "respect" really does deserve to die, preferably of syphillis.

 

[old.TUG]

Yo Bodhi - chiiiiiiiiiiil man... take it eezee...

lol

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Bodhi
And on a personal note, I think anyone who uses words like "massive", "ace" and "respect" really does deserve to die, preferably of syphillis.

He's quite right, although the death selection isn't harsh enough

 

[Stazbumpa]

I dunno what club nights you been to Bohdi, but I never yet met any girls with their "heads up their arses". I've met loads who are fun to talk to, dance fantastically and wear very little; but none of the sort you mention.

Also, the watered down beer thing is not an issue, coz most of the beer tends to be in bottles, and loads of peeps drink Red Bull by the gallon instead.

They also don't go to sleep for a further 2 days.

 

[old.frankie]

its stereo typeing innit

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Bodhi

And on a personal note, I think anyone who uses words like "massive", "ace" and "respect" really does deserve to die, preferably of syphillis.

Might I just ask, "Why the fuck syphillis?! Is it so you can infect them with it?!"

 

[bodhi]

very droll. You take all week to come up with that one?

 

[old.Morpheus]

Probably, unlike the two seconds it takes you to come up with retorts

 

[old.TUG]

Have I said 0wned yet?

 

[bodhi]

not in the past five minutes


you 3r33+ m0f0 you

 

[xenon2000]

Bodhi believe it or not that was the first time I saw that message, cos I dont live my life on here you know.

PS. this is really just a message to keep this thread at the top of the board rather than letting it sink below the endless crap thats getting spewed out every day...

 

[xenon2000]

Oh yeah, and I posted the reply on the same day, you fuckwad..

 

[bodhi]

Dont call me a fuckwad you rimlicker

 

[xenon2000]

Mr Fuckwad?

 

[Stazbumpa]

Mr Poopy-Pants.

Come on then, I'm well 'ard.

 

[old.TUG]

'lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and me'

wot a fuckin ch00n

 

[xenon2000]

Ok, more back to the topic, I just heard the new ATB/York tune and i feel sick. It goes somrthing like this:

"And tonight we have the JS16 remix of 'Sandstorm' jigged about a bit by ATB's producer with the man himself testing out a few chords on his new Casio keyboard from Argos, and he's bought his friend York along with him, playing the same cheesy twangy guitar riff as on his last lame single over again with little variation. And the result? A drooling pile of shite which even sounds crap next to steps. And with a title like 'The fields of Love'..."

AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bodhi, in this case, I support your views strongly)

 

[old.TUG]

me too

thx

 

[Stazbumpa]

I will say one good thing about the ATB/York tune.

At least it don't sound too much like the last 2 he did.

Apart from that, its complete arsejuice.

 

[bodhi]

And like a bottle of chateau neuf du pape I'm fine like wine when I start to rap.
We need body rocking not perfection let me get some action from the back section.

 

[old.frankie]

k then

bodhi tha rapper ?

 

[old.TUG]

Here's his latest rappamoosix

Bodhi is da man, I be in da fookin place
big up mah homies, gonna mash yo' in your face
mah rappin' is so l33t, my homiez kiss moi f33t
but you know that tug bloke, he's a fuckin' t33t

I thank y'all