Would you sooner be.....

Would you sooner be

  • A pirate. Parrot. Big ship. Cannons. Pieces of 8

    Votes: 24 50.0%
  • Photographer of nude girls

    Votes: 2 4.2%
  • Official Chief Bacon Taster

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • Official Chief Chocolate Taster

    Votes: 2 4.2%
  • Owner of a Beer / Whisky Distillery

    Votes: 9 18.8%
  • Anything to do with sex

    Votes: 8 16.7%

  • Total voters
    48

ECA

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Pirates can pillage women, bacon, whisky and chocolate and then have sex in a cannon, so I voted Pirate.
 

Ch3tan

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You can't argue with ECA's logic.

Also, Jack Sparrow is a pirate.
 

old.Tohtori

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Anything to do with sex ofcourse. Pirate has to do with sex, but choosing this option doesn't exclude zombies, ninjas, mutants, aliens and all the other good stuff :p
 

Job

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I'm all ready all of the above, just not in an official capacity.
 

Ezteq

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Right now I would sooner be in the sunshine, wearing an almost illegally gaudy hawaiian shirt and not a lot else, drinking a chocamocha shake and listening to the Doobie Brothers greatest hits...


Instead what I'm actually doing is I am wearing 3 sweaters, squinting at the PC hammering out an assignment, drinking tepid squash and sitting so close to my oil filled radiator I may have to change my FB status to 'in a relationship' with it.

Sod being a pirate I just want to be warm fgs!!!
 

Ezteq

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ack jesus rofl I may have to revise my plans for what to have on my milkshake break...that statement did not put my brain in a happy place Vas, thanks!!
 

leviathane

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Anything to do with sex ofcourse. Pirate has to do with sex, but choosing this option doesn't exclude zombies, ninjas, mutants, aliens and all the other good stuff :p

also doesn't exclude children, animals and any household objects.
 

cHodAX

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Has to be a pirate really. The sex bit comes later with rape and plunder anyway.
 

cHodAX

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ack jesus rofl I may have to revise my plans for what to have on my milkshake break...that statement did not put my brain in a happy place Vas, thanks!!

Don't knock it, Papa cHo's Special Protien Shakes are very popular in Staly Vegas! :D
 

old.Tohtori

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Who was the other one voting "anything to do with sex"?

I need to know my brother in arms...or...in...yeah :p
 

Ch3tan

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Who was the other one voting "anything to do with sex"?

I need to know my brother in arms...or...in...yeah :p

Not me, but ..... High five, ... Eiffel tower.... terrorist attack.

You need to find this clip from phoneshop episode 2 somewhere on the internets.
 

Edmond

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guess which one i chose.............
 

Sparx

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Not me, but ..... High five, ... Eiffel tower.... terrorist attack.

You need to find this clip from phoneshop episode 2 somewhere on the internets.

lol the eiffel tower scene was jokes
 

Lamp

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pirate_sex.jpg
 

pikeh

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Is that dude on the left holding a bomb to his dick?
 

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