dont be so naive cornokz. a lot of fucked up shit happens day to day, doc drinking a womans liquid womb lining is just one of them.
wtf, am i the only person that knows that people practice this?
hahaha i once actually knew someone who liked tht shit, needles to say he was a completly wierdo.
now thats some fcked up coupleI knew a couple at school who enjoyed defecating on each other...
But Tris- says it's normal?
and its tris- not Tris-
Don't correct me Trisham!
Sounds freaky but think of the comedy value, they'd be spraying all over the place!
Well. Practical things first.
You wake up in the morning, "WHERE'S MY DICK!?!" *faint*
Now that you awaken a bit later you find that you've also gained a bit of chestweight during the night, have a hole where that tube used to be and go "Hmm, interesting." And then you play around.
Now a good hour or so later, if even that long, you decide that f*ck it, i'll just get up, get dressed and go outside. Only problem? Your wardrobe is full of bloke stuff. Now this probably wouldn't be a problem, but noone likes to go out looking like sh*t. You'd be in a t-shirt that's loose like an ex-fatty shirt, jeans that probably won't fit your fit asset anymore and no jubblyholders.
Great. Now you look like a trailertrash ho that would make britney spears look like posh spice.
NOW, your face would look decent enough(since you CAN choose), but there's no makeup. Just that half filled axe can somewhere near your peestained toilet. Which by the way now would be, since in your morning haze you probably went squirting all over it with the lack of a dingdong. And even if you are a hot chick, make up still is needed to look the part.
So, what you got now is you, staring at the mirror, wearing a trailer trash 200 official uniform, no makeup, well, it'll fit your outfit great *thumbs up* and your hair a real mess since you only got that half chewed plastic comb to fix it.
You can't really go out like that, since noone really wants ALL those looks from other people, and your silly place hurts too much to touch from your previous encounter in the morning, so you end up sitting on the couch, watching day time tv, eating junk and going to bed wishing "God, let me get my weenie back."
EDIT: WEnt for the carebear option 'cause waking up as such would be 100% cool
I knew a couple at school who enjoyed defecating on each other
34 sexually confused people now!
Seel, if we live in a such magical world, where we could choose to wake up one morning as a perfectly hot chick, we could not choose to have a full wardrope with hot chickclothes? Come on man