Whats the most coolest thing youve done?

Thadius

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I think mine was when I was four and i sat in the real Nightrider car :)O) where the MAN sat
 

Himse

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Going to school. Its been a great 5 years to be honest, ive never met so many good people and made so many enemies :D
 

Vladamir

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Wearing an Ezteq mask so i could fool Outlander into sexing me :D
 

Neo

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popping 2 cherrys, winning a fight, passing out on a boat all on the same nite.
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Phooka

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get caught by police after breaking 8 traffic rules. :S
 

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Asked some 200 pound skinhead bully for his ID when he had me in a headlock. He asked what for and I answered "For the police so they can identify you after we're done."

PS: Well, I think it was cool even thou it made him try snapping my neck.
 

Bracken

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Eating 6 dry Jacob's Cream Crackers in a minute.

Don't think that's cool? F*cking try it!
 

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Borrowing a screwdriver from the DT department at school during morning break, going to the physics labs where we'd just had one half of our lesson(the other half was after break).
Unscrewing the door handle, removing the bar, putting the door handle back on the door, kicking the bar under the door.
His face was priceless :D

I cant really think of non-practical joke cool stuff atm :p
 

Amanita

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One of the coolest things I've done wha was I did for Louise, my best friend through high school and college which was just to be friends with her but then systematically "fight" off the bullies who'd been plaguing her since primary school.
 

Jeremiah

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I met the guy who played Darth Vader (as in the episode 3 - 6 Darth) :worthy:
 

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stood up to 2 bullies who i havent seen for 3 years. seen em on a night out and they tryed to take the piss again. so i stood there and they shit it.

ive never been a practical joker before. but one time at college we all went to the pub for a few pints before afternoon lessons.
obviously no one could be arsed. so one lad walked in the class, took the key and ran out. he proceeded to lock the teacher in the class room while we went and chilled in the cafe area.

been to mexico, cyprus, france, spain, amsterdam.

been on a speedboat when my mate was driving, and i was scared of the sea. he took no prisoners and proceeded to make it fly in the air on its side for 40 minutes. totally terrifying but at least im no longer scared.

:D
 

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mine was going back to my old school after joining the Army, before i went i got bullied by some guys all the time, but when i went back, the fear in their faces was classic, i used the whole i'm a soldier now and can break you before you know whats happening look.

Got laid by nearly every girl in the town that week too, thats the only thing i miss about being a soldier
 

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Being in another town, far away from home, supporting your football team on the cup finals with about 20k more supporters and collapse the streets forcing the police to charge us. That was awesome :)
 

old.Tohtori

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Haven't done any cool ones...

I did a vacuum once. And a plastic sheep. Can you call girls "things"? Well you can call some...

And that's all from the "twister of sex" department.

Now, to answer correctly...i just watched two guys clearing a toilet who look like twin luigi's and curse like sailors :D

that was cool.
 

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Been out to refugee camps in the Algerian Sahara helping Western Saharan refugees and working on the Channel Tunnel Rail Link under the Thames for 3 months within the same year.
 

echome

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Been there for my friends my entire life, showing them my utmost respect and proving that I am there for whatever reason, may that be personal problems or simply stand right behind them when 5 neonazis is on the way... My friends, family and girlfriend is my world - nothing I wouldnt do for them.
 

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Skydive :)

Nothing in the 20 years of my life before that, or the 6 months since, has come close to equalling that experience.
 

Calaen

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Dukat said:
Skydive :)

Nothing in the 20 years of my life before that, or the 6 months since, has come close to equalling that experience.

not even wild sex in a Tesco trolley?
 

Marc

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Havent really done anything "cool", like living the life of international rock star or snorting some bolivian marching powder off a supermodels tits. Although I did share a line with an ex premierleague footballers wife at a VIP cream event at minstry of sound in london. Rode the big one with Gazza? (oo-eer). Quite a funny story actually. Me and my mate wagged school to get some trips and go on the pleasure beach. We were sat at the front of the big one off our nuts, and we turned round and saw Paul Gascoigne and Paul Stewart sat at the back, no people inbetween us. We just laughed and thought it was because we were tripping. Went to school the next day and our picture was plastered all over the local newspaper, well, not ours, was of gazza on the big one, but there was us two, eyes like pontecraft cakes on the big one. Got 2 weeks detention and a slap off my old dear. Owned.
 

Dukat

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Calaen said:
not even wild sex in a Tesco trolley?

Not even wild sex in a tesco trolley going down a hill!! with bumps!!* :D


*disclaimer: I may or may not be wrong as i have never had wild sex in a tesco trolly gowing down a hill, with bumps ;)
 

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hmm dunno, one thing that comes to mind;

last year was standing with a friend wating for everyone and he just says in ahh seriousness "you know the other morning i was looking in the mirror and realised im fucking mint" to which, with all seriousness, and not even moving (i was watching a car drive down the street) i just replied "welcome to my world" with no thought in it or anything just split second response. brilliance.

done loads of stuff, i pwned some people who got in a fight ina local club, my friend and i jumped in and split them up till the bouncers came because they were throwing bottles about.

First song of some shit band at leeds festival just crowd surfed out as protest to there crappness.

Went protesting once but got bored, rollde into town with friends got some maccy D's and went and sat with the hippie protestors. they werent very impressed, then i got one of there beers and just chilled.

Chased some chavs straight out of my street when i was in shorts and nothing else. It was winter, very cold and i just jumped out the window and cahsed them, scum. (they just emerged from the side of a neighbours house, they are known criminals).

I've done the whole sliding across cars, rolling across things.

Jumped off a boat but that kind of back fired.

took speed. that wasnt so cool. shit drug.
 

Darksword

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made hundreds of jokes about my friend who commited suicide.

slept with OP's mom.

just to keep the whole "im a dickhead" thing alive :D
 

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lilmissnaughty said:
plus i can make teh sun shine just by parting my butt cheeks:cool:


source? pics?

i call work. this comment is useless without pics!
 

Yshynsin

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Erm, breaking about 7 tackles in a row in a rugbyu match and scoring a try, nerf being 6ft2 and 12 stone at 15 and still with face pace.

Erm, Caving about 40 metres up on a cliff in Buxton, Derbyshire. Seeing a rugby match, just the atmosphere was amazing and nearly getting my head taken off with a kick from Andy Goode, England and leicester fly half :/ missed back of my head by 2 inches :D
 

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