Whats the most coolest thing youve done?

[Thadius]

I lost 8 stone in weight :/

Lol i weight 8 and a half

 

[Outlander]

losing my e-virginity to a fat 40 year old man

 

[Bugz]

I thought it was pretty cool when I got my phone confiscated for listenin to music during lessons and the head of year got hold of it. I then sat in his office for 5 mins whilst he went through all the porn on it and a catchy song that went 'i'm a wanker' in an hillarious voice.

 

[Sparda]

Watched a 5ft 8' 65 year old bloke from yorkshire, who has had a tripple heart bypass, walk onto a mat then soundly kick the arses of 10 blokes (who are all blue / brown / black belts and armed with real swords and knifes). btw we all attacked at the same time. Ive never hurt so much ever. But damn it made me wanna be that good.

and yes i think its cool to have the living snot kicked outa me by a bloke near tripple my age even though i had a fking huge knife and was actualy trying to stab him with it along with 9 other blokes.

 

[Elkie]

When i was in school i remember we had a rugby match against the teachers and we had this teacher who was fucking huge i mean huge he was running with ball no1 could take him down and i was last man i had this hulk moment where i picked him up and just pulled him over my shoulder resorted in him not being able to get up for 5 min, not the coolest thing ever but was phat

 

[[NO]Subedai]

coolest thing is prolly when i was in thailand last year.

I went out drinking in bangkok with some german/danish friends i had known for about 1-2 days, we didnt stop drinking till about 5am, i was insanely hammered and i get back to this place were i staying in early hours of mornning. I quite tipsy but was kinda recovering at this stage and started flirting with this girl at reception. This lasted till like 7am, she asked if ild like to pray to the Buddah in the temple, so i say ye cool ( was all in for a bit of culture . So i get back from the temple and sunbaithe for 3 hours, i still had no water. 11Am i get in to my room and feel like shit........

I had dehydration sickness for 3 days while in Bangkok, so was stuck in my budget hotel room for 3 days, on Khao san road. The hotel receptionish girl took a liking to me and like helped look after me. Anyway on the 3rd day i get better and she invites me back to her house. I arrive at her house and its got about 14 people living in 1 room, so we lie on her matress on the floor and start preforming handjob stuff under the sheets. We then go off to the toilet and have sex while all her family are in the next room. Damn that was a good day.

That same evening i had to leave thailand for another country, so as i passed trhrough the border to Laos i had this real good feeling inside

Are some other cool moments in my life, but that has high satisfaction value for me personally.

 

[confused]

Knocked out my bosses son, and slept with his daugter..... on the same day.... oh and get fired

 

[WiZe^]

12x500ml beer under 30min :S

 

[Darksword]

Lol i weight 8 and a half

are you a guy? are you older than 10 and are you taller than 5ft 2? Yes to any of the above. get eating. lmao im only 5'9/10 and i weigh 163lbs, i plan on putting on 7lbs over the next year aswell.

 

[Darksword]

Watched a 5ft 8' 65 year old bloke from yorkshire, who has had a tripple heart bypass, walk onto a mat then soundly kick the arses of 10 blokes (who are all blue / brown / black belts and armed with real swords and knifes). btw we all attacked at the same time. Ive never hurt so much ever. But damn it made me wanna be that good.

and yes i think its cool to have the living snot kicked outa me by a bloke near tripple my age even though i had a fking huge knife and was actualy trying to stab him with it along with 9 other blokes.

a blue/brown/black belt in what?

 

[Vladamir]

are you a guy? are you older than 10 and are you taller than 5ft 2? Yes to any of the above. get eating. lmao im only 5'9/10 and i weigh 163lbs, i plan on putting on 7lbs over the next year aswell.

7lbs is that it?

I've gained a stone and a half in the last 5 weeks

6ft 1, 175 ish lbs

 

[Bugz]

Is that muscle or just fat from too many takeaways?

Cause you don't develop that much muscle in 5 weeks?

 

[Vladamir]

Is that muscle or just fat from too many takeaways?

Cause you don't develop that much muscle in 5 weeks?

Nah ofc it ain't all muscle, yet

Bulking diet till i get to at least 13 stone, then the dreaded cut

But definately getting more muscly

 

[Bugz]

Nah ofc it ain't all muscle, yet

Bulking diet till i get to at least 13 stone, then the dreaded cut

But definately getting more muscly

Taken me about 8-10 weeks just to pile on just under 1/2 a stone of muscle. It's a total pain tbh.

 

[Vladamir]

Taken me about 8-10 weeks just to pile on just under 1/2 a stone of muscle. It's a total pain tbh.

:O

How much do you weigh atm then, and what're your lifts like?. Are you on a bulk/cut cycle or just eating to gain muscle without fat?

 

[Bugz]

:O

How much do you weigh atm then, and what're your lifts like?. Are you on a bulk/cut cycle or just eating to gain muscle without fat?

I'm about 8 atm (slightly over maybe) but im only 15 and roughly 5'4 so it isn't a bad size I guess.

Baically, I lift 8kg weight with one hand for about 40-50 lifts (sets of 15 or so) before I can generally do no more. Then I repeat with the other hand. And yeh, I am basically eating to gain muscle since I do so much exercise daily (probably in excess of 4 miles) that I find it very hard to put on fat :>

 

[Vladamir]

I'm about 8 atm (slightly over maybe) but im only 15 and roughly 5'4 so it isn't a bad size I guess.

Baically, I lift 8kg weight with one hand for about 40-50 lifts (sets of 15 or so) before I can generally do no more. Then I repeat with the other hand. And yeh, I am basically eating to gain muscle since I do so much exercise daily (probably in excess of 4 miles) that I find it very hard to put on fat :>

Jesus

I get bugger all Cardio exercise tbh. Pissing about at breaktimes and free periods outside but thats about it

Gonna be muchos fun starting High intenisty interval training for the old ticker xD

 

[Bugz]

Jesus

I get bugger all Cardio exercise tbh. Pissing about at breaktimes and free periods outside but thats about it

Gonna be muchos fun starting High intenisty interval training for the old ticker xD

What do you intend to use? Running machine n stuff?

Sounds nasteh

 

[Vladamir]

What do you intend to use? Running machine n stuff?

Sounds nasteh

Yeah when i start to cut. It'd be 40 minutes cardio, 20 on a bike at 60% MHR for optimal fat burning, then 20 minutes HIIT. 2 minutes jog, 2 minutes run, 2 minutes slightly slower jog, 2 minutes slightly faster run.

Can't wait

 

[Bugz]

Yeah when i start to cut. It'd be 40 minutes cardio, 20 on a bike at 60% MHR for optimal fat burning, then 20 minutes HIIT. 2 minutes jog, 2 minutes run, 2 minutes slightly slower jog, 2 minutes slightly faster run.

Can't wait

Ouch.

I'd have no trouble actually being able to do it but i'd find it hard to keep up something as intense as tht. I'd have to fight my own urge to not do it which is where motivation comes into the equation I guess.

 

[Himse]

Yeah when i start to cut. It'd be 40 minutes cardio, 20 on a bike at 60% MHR for optimal fat burning, then 20 minutes HIIT. 2 minutes jog, 2 minutes run, 2 minutes slightly slower jog, 2 minutes slightly faster run.

Can't wait

Vlad givf msn :<

 

[Vladamir]

Vlad givf msn :<

I wanted a FAO thread for that

I'll givf tommorow, going to sleep now!

 

[pip]

I think mine was when I was four and i sat in the real Nightrider car O) where the MAN sat

Play darkageofcampalot

 

[Steffan-]

Hm, not sure what the coolest thing is I've done, were probarly when i climbed the pyramids before they made it illegal

Also, when we are on the hole gym thing, I've been going to the gym for the last 4-5 years now, on a near daily basis, so that's also pretty coolish i think

 

[Darksword]

7lbs is that it?

I've gained a stone and a half in the last 5 weeks

6ft 1, 175 ish lbs

LMAO thats because you were obviously malnurited before

i want wnat to be 170; im cutting fat, building cardio and strength/power. I also want to reach my weight and be optimal, without cutting weight to fight unlike professional fighters do (they cut down 10lbs for weigh in then eat again and get back to say 180lbs for fight night).

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

Eating 6 dry Jacob's Cream Crackers in a minute.

Don't think that's cool? F*cking try it!

Me and a mate done that once, half a packet of Ryvita each having a competition who would stop eating them first, in the end we ate them all

 

[Darksword]

vlad; go check sherdog conditioning forum. That 60% MHR shit is stupid, thats for runners for one thing, notice how sprinters are athletic like linford christy, but long distance runners are skinny as sticks but have insanely strong tendons/ligaments?

 

[Darksword]

i set my kitchen on fired. PWNED.

 

[Phooka]

I took a dump, flushed, washed my hands and proceeded playing HoMM3 with my GF. Half an hour later ic her standing in the hall staring at the toilet in awe.. So i look too her and say; "No way!!" She look at me with an all glazy look... Im like Nooooo fukking way!!!!! So now i begin to get nervous and a bit ashamed run too the toilet, look in and C a huge turd laying there...
So i quickly flush and me and my GF start too ROFL simultaniously.

2 Minuts later she reopens the door and bursts out in laughter!!!
The huge heavy turd was still on the plateau ankered securely...

 

[Ezteq]

umm some other stuff ive done which i think is cool:

Getting my english GCSE equiv.

flew to australia on me own (not a big deal? yes well try doing it when your a classified agoraphobic lol)

heard a kookaborrah at dawn and did a jig.

encountered australian wildlife and got excellant photos.

my friend was geting attacked in our tent when we were camping and i woke up grabbed the guy kicked him in the head (still in sleeping bag) and stabbed him in the eye, my friend was unhurt.

got thrown out of a nightclub (not my fault) the bouncer had issues and put me in a half nelson and me being bendy un twisted myself at the door swung round him, vaulted down the steps and landed on my feet all the cabbies outside gave me a round of applause and i did a bow the bouncer didnt know weather to shit or go blind lol.

making people laugh i think is cool and i seem to be able to do this.

theres more stuff but i think boring people is uncool so i wont do it