Whats all this 'resident' stuff about?

[old.+SA+Eliminator]

i'm guessing that the more posts you do the more weirder the place name is i.e. Penge then Brentford Resident. But how do you change it? Does it change automatically when you reach a certain number of posts? Or do u do it yourself.

 

[old.Anatoly]

I think it changes itself, not sure wht the boundaires are though probably tells you somewhere butI cant be arsed to look

 

[old.Anatoly]

It's friday afternoon please excuse my typing

 

[old.Anatoly]

just seeing if it changes after 30

 

[old.Anatoly]

no im not bored

 

[old.Anatoly]

Yay,
after 30 posts you get to move to Brentford (is that more classy or something, sorry I dont know london)

 

[mookie]

what a lame cunt. thats stupid. stop it. lock it. please spec

 

[Mr B]

Brentford? Classy?

If you live in Dagenham, then I suppose it is.

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol

 

[old.Kez]

ph33r the newbies

 

[Mr_Horus]

Its blatantly not named afted places in London cos i know not of any London Burogh named "Phnaargos" or "Talks too much"

 

[old.Kez]

bleh.

up till "Talks too much" its all places from Rankin books, and more specifically the sprout ones (I forget the name) iirc.

 

[old.TUG]

Kez your post count is wank

 

[xenon2000]

0 posts = penge resident (newbie)
30 posts = brentford resident (semi-newbie)
100 posts = phnaargos resident (frequent visiter)
300 posts = Talks too much! (SPAMMER!)

 

[old.Kez]

I'm deeply sorry Tug, what may I do to correct this 'error' fs?

 

[old.TUG]

Spam like emb and j00 w1ll b3 l33+

 

[Vroomparrot]

Go and read some Robert Rankin - the man's a genius (or complete lunatic, or possibly both).

Brentford - the greatest place on earth (also of much cosmic importance) according to the man.

Penge - a running joke in his books involves someone saying something along the lines of, "Penge: Oh I hear it's nice at this time of year".

Phnaargos - Another planet that I think appeared in his book "The Greatest Show Off Earth".

Barry - is a talkative timesprout who (at first) lives in Elvis Presleys head. Together they travel through time and save the world on numerous occasions. Barry now resides in the head of the worlds greatest fictional detective, Lazlo Woodbine.

 

[old.Davehart]

lock it now

 

[old.Deluge]

why?

 

[old.Tubby]

Hmmmm this is my first post...does this meen i have to post 29 more loads of junk b4 i can get out of penge!!!??? OMG then even more to get out off brentford...ahhhh!!!!
Tubby(How long b4 i get to live in Tunbridge Wells)

God tubby your a snob!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

yes.

the easiest is to become a pointless spammer like the rest of us

-tdc

 

[old.Kez]

lies, you can't invite all of them to become one of the elite like ourselves

 

[old.Quorthon]

Of course he can. OOh Im nearly Phnaargos.


gasp....must...go.....to...join...the.....m000.....thread.

Q

 

[Testin da Cable]

oooh *GASP* sorry Kez!

What I ment to say was: to become one of the elite members of that most exclusive of groups: BW talks too much!, you must pass the 12 trials of spam.

Spam you say? Indeed! However you must not confuse Superior Posting with Authority and Might with common spamming as exibited by some BW posters that shall remain nameless for verily it is by abstinance and single minded perciverance that we, we few, we band of brothers truly become 1337.

Perhaps some of the brethren seem slightly incoherent to you young accolytes. Fear not! for only the gifted acceive such uniquely dynamic prose.

Gonna go home now.

-tdc

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by testin_da_cable



Spam you say? Indeed! However you must not confuse Superior Posting with Authority and Might with common spamming as exibited by some BW posters that shall remain nameless

-tdc

*COUGH*embattle*COUGH*

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by Quorthon
Of course he can. OOh Im nearly Phnaargos.

Clearly I missed out, being as they didn't introduce all these new stages until the dawn of the vbb (and in turn, the blatantly wank smilies)

 

[old.Morpheus]

TPTB were going to change the system, but that's on the back burner while DBs sorts out mah hostin'.

 

[old.Quorthon]

Kez

The new smilies are indeed a pile of steaming excrement.

The new razz one for example , wtf is that? It looks like a ketchup stain on is lips after a trip to McDonalds or summat unlike the old one where it was clearly a tongue.

Sigh, pity someone didnt follow the old adage...if it aint broken.......



Q

 

[old.Kez]

indeed, bring back the default smilies fs

 

[old.+SA+Eliminator]

This post went a long way lol, first time I have looked at it since I posted