I AM A Brentford Resident!

[dysfunction]

At a shopping mall in South Africa they had a snake demonstration (cos the centre is near the snake park) and they got about 15 people to stand in a row and hold this huge snake.

The 15 people had problems trying to hang onto this huge snake as it was quite fat and wanted to get away!

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by dysfunction
The 15 people had problems trying to hang onto this huge snake as it was quite fat and wanted to get away!

orgy!

I have this problem often

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
There is no leg.

*falls over*

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Gumbo
I had a pet leech when I was small

buhhhhhh!

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by leggy
*falls over*

hmmmm vegetableessssssss

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
watching him shoot pigeons out of the tree in his garden to feed his snake.

BASTARD! I have a pigeon called Walter, he's fooking huge and he's always waddling around our garden looking for food. He's usually wandering around whilst my cat's asleep out there, heh. I like pigeons :|

 

[Sar]

0 :: Stone cold sober
30 :: Sight of the bar
100 :: Getting them in
500 :: Necking it
1400 :: Tipsy
2000 :: Bladdered

 

[ECA]

0 :: Normal
30 :: Slightly Geeky
100 :: Overweight
500 :: IRCop
1400 :: Tub Girl
2000 :: Outside?

 

[mank!]

0 :: Keyboard only
30 :: Learnt to use the mouse
100 :: Plays for fun
500 :: Hardcore Gamer
1400 :: Pro Gamer
2000 :: Lost in the realms of MMORPG's

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Gumbo
It won't better the current resident of my pond tbh...

(I know I posted this before, but it's a big snake dammit!)

 

[Gumbo]

Yes Emb, but that doesn't live in your back gardens pond.

 

[Sir Frizz]

0 :: Fine
30 :: Cold
100 :: Flu
500 :: Cholera
1400 :: SARS
2000 :: AIDS

 

[mank!]

heheh frizz

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

m00?

 

[Lester]

Is it a newt?

1-20 Phantom menace
20-100 Attack of the clones
100 - 500 return of the jedi
500-1000 star wars
1000-2000 empire strikes back
2000+ Anal sluts

 

[Lester]

1-20 tweak
21-100 tug
100-500 pump
500-1000 thrash
1000-2000 grimace
2000+ splooooge

 

[Tom]

1-20 you
21-100 really
100-500 should
500-1000 get
1000-2000 out
2000+ more!

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by bigfoot
We might be changing the names of the levels sometime soon, suggestions on a postcard...

Keep Penge. Anyone who's ever been there truley appreciates how it so perfectly reflects having a low status.