Wazz's hurt himself

[TdC]

let's all wish him a speedy recovery eh?

happy get poked in the eye day, testicle breath!!!

 

[Scouse]

Que?

Is it AIDS day again?

HB old bean

 

[TdC]

he was gang raped by 21 dudes during 11 a side footy game

 

[DaGaffer]

Get well soon from your mysterious ailment that Teeds obviously doesn't want to talk about. You "fell over" onto that vacuum cleaner getting out of the bath again didn't you?

 

[Scouse]

he was gang raped by 21 dudes during 11 a side footy game

By "raped" you mean "he lubed up and proffered"...

 

[TdC]

all of the above! (which coincidentally is also what Wazz said, looking up from the shower floor at the wall of men surrounding him )

 

[DaGaffer]

all of the above! (which coincidentally is also what Wazz said, looking up from the shower floor at the wall of men surrounding him )

You owe me a keyboard. I've just snorted coffee all over it.

 

[opticle]

Jokes aside, hope you're alright mate

Edit: I think "testicle breath" means you're ok.

 

[Scouse]

I think "testicle breath" means you're ok.

It means he's just up to the usual.

 

[TdC]

sorry Gaff
Opticle: I'm sure Wazz will reveal all like only he can once recovered from his ordeal...

 

[Bahumat]

Happy bum flu Wazz!

 

[rynnor]

Did he go blind at that Orbital gig?

 

[throdgrain]

I heard about this, he keeps whining on FB about it. MAN UP WAZZ FFS!!


(And happy birthday )

 

[dysfunction]

Happy barfday!

 

[soze]

Happy Birthday.

 

[throdgrain]

it's not your birthday is it

Sorry!

 

[Nate]

did someone kick him in the balls?

 

[Nate]

so hard that he got testicle breath?

 

[Scouse]

c'mon then Waz. Fess up.

 

[old.user4556]

I heard it was pink eye.

 

[Sydrik]

Aw someone already made an AIDS joke

.....

Is it the AIDS?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Longer story to come when I can be arsed.

Basically:
- Eye injury. Bleeding and haemorraging behind the eye, "high risk" of retinal detachment. Facial x-rays came back ok. My eye is very purple. My vision still has problems.
- Foot injury. Suspected ligament damage, x-rays came back ok, seeing foot specialist tomorrow. The inside by the ankle is swollen to buggery with the typical purple tear like bruise near the heel. On crutches.

All from 20 minutes of "pussy sport" football.

In short, I'm retiring.

 

[Lamp]

Whats all this talk of arses, eyes, facials, feet, pussy, and sport ? I told you to stay away from those German websites. They're not healthy.

 

[Sar]

He was only coaching the 4 year olds at 5 a side ffs

 

[TdC]

I admit I may have made up Wazz's shower-rape scene...but you all know HE WOULD HAVE LOVED IT

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I have two sets of eyedrops. One of them turns my eye into total blurrovision, can't see any numbers or letters from up to 20 feet away.

 

[Raven]

Were you playing Stoke?

 

[TdC]

what does the other do?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

The other works fine, thankfully!

 

[TdC]

your current predicament reminds me of this golden oldie clip:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3OepDn5GU