valentines day!?

[Bugz]

The 1950s called they want their word back!

chortle chortle i do amuse myself sometimes...

I laughed at the sheer shitness of the joke

 

[Huntingtons]

The 1950s called they want their word back!

chortle chortle i do amuse myself sometimes...

this one is so obvious i shouldnt even post it.

try and amuse us once in a while as well

 

[haarewin]

The 1950s called they want their word back!

chortle chortle i do amuse myself sometimes...

jive off. or something!

 

[old.Tohtori]

have to take precautions when you post :<

Wrap the keyboard in two XL condoms and type with a hazmat suit on inside a nuclear bunker?

 

[Azurus]

Sorry for not posting obligitory i'll get my coat comment.

 

[Ezteq]

Tbh I think we need a FH picture check on those sexies just to judge ofc.

they have been viewed and rated as acceptable but thx for the offer it was very noble of you.

Right on! enough o' dis jive daddio here im off ta do somethin' maybe read uh book, take care an' gots uh wassup?
brace yourself foo'!


you too can talk jive just like us old farts at... http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html

Anyway whether you like it or not i hope you all have a nice day tomorrow and if you dont have a bf/gf then sod em spend the day treating yourself get a bubble bath and a take away, some wine and a movie and eat lots of ice cream and have a good day xx


and tbh after eating all that youll prolly end up being alone for the rest of the year

 

[Raven]

cooking the wife and myself a good meal, couple of bottles of wine and a dvd, you don't have to spend xxx pounds to show someone you love them, and you most certainly shouldn't need a special day for it.

 

[Thadius]

Seeing as its the day for Romance and nostalgia!

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[WiiWii]

Our main meal etc. is on Saturday where we're off to a nice restaurant which do all-you-can-eat roast dinner closely followed by a film, candles & some other romantic shit at my gf's house.

Is your girlfriend that fat that you have to take her to a "all you can eat" place?!

sorry couldnt resist

 

[Tilda]

Jiving... what a rox word.

Tomorrow night i'm cooking, dvd then am demonstrating the hand jive to gf

 

[tris-]

i guess being 12 she doesnt know what a handjob is yet

 

[Tilda]

Tris is a funny man. No, really!

I should get rep for the handjive joke tbh.

 

[Bugz]

i guess being 12 she doesnt know what a handjob is yet

lmao.

Ban inc?!

 

[Huntingtons]

i guess being 12 she doesnt know what a handjob is yet

refreshed site and was pretty sure that joke was aimed at bugz before i read the rest

 

[old.Tohtori]

Tilda should get a rep for the handjive, so it shall be done.

Tris should have a custom title named handjob

 

[Bugz]

refreshed site and was pretty sure that joke was aimed at bugz before i read the rest

So did I.

I read it 2-3 times along with the posts before to make sure xD

 

[Gamah]

What the fuck.

Stfu about Jive already..havin' a Jive! classic word.

 

[Tilda]

Wasn't really aimed at anybody, I just felt a hand jive joke needed to be made.

 

[Gamah]

Wasn't really aimed at anybody, I just felt a hand jive joke needed to be made.

Wish you hadn't to be fair :<

 

[Bugz]

Is your girlfriend that fat that you have to take her to a "all you can eat" place?!

sorry couldnt resist

It's me that does the eating

 

[tris-]

lmao.

Ban inc?!

he knows i wubz him

if she doesnt learn, i will be happy to comfort your needs.

 

[Bugz]

NN.

I'm off to practice the hand jive in bed...

 

[Tilda]

Theres a line bugz!

 

[Gamah]

Theres a line bugz!

Is it the line the cross to kidnap kids from school?

 

[Ctuchik]

i just dont get why u have to have a special day in the year to tell your other half u love him/her.

are ppl that shit at showing affection they acually *need* this day (wich isnt really that special to begin with other then the name) to make up for the rest of the year?

its with valentines day like every other f*cking holiday. its a cash cow for anyone who sells things ppl think belong to it. thats the only reason this day still exist. coz theres ppl thats making millions on it.


its a day like any other ppl.....

 

[Coldbeard]

It's being hyped up so that various shops can earn money on selling valentine stuff, just another zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz crap special day.

 

[Everz]

yaaarr pirates of the seven crabs of cuntova

 

[psyco]

i just dont get why u have to have a special day in the year to tell your other half u love him/her.

are ppl that shit at showing affection they acually *need* this day (wich isnt really that special to begin with other then the name) to make up for the rest of the year?

its with valentines day like every other f*cking holiday. its a cash cow for anyone who sells things ppl think belong to it. thats the only reason this day still exist. coz theres ppl thats making millions on it.


its a day like any other ppl.....

so true, i was going to bring this up myself... but i just couldn't be arsed frankly... i wish to dedicate 0.00% of my life to stupid pointless celebration

 

[Bugz]

Tbh, blame the women. They're the ones that take it so seriously!

 

[Calaen]

Tomorrow night i'm cooking, dvd then am demonstrating the hand jive to gf

I am more concerned with your gf having a dick